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Renella: Good evening, im Renella, and welcome to a Total Drama Island edition of the Weakest Link! If te are wondering where Chris McClain is, I locked him in the closet because I am più funnier than him. Anyways, lets meet the Total Drama Island team.

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Beth: Hi, im Beth, and it is so great to be here. Some day, im gonna be a stella, star like no one else. Go TDI Team!

DJ: Sup guys? Im DJ, and I am the man with the plan. (Thinks: I hope I don’t get voted off first.)

Gwen: te already know my name and im not gonna say it. (Sigh) Why did this autore put me in this fan Fiction to play a stupid game?

Geoff: Im the Geoffster. What is happening fellas?

Lindsey: Hi, im Lindsey. Wait a minute, why am I here again?

Heather: Im Heather. Do I care about winning this game? I don’t think so.

Duncan: Im Duncan, and I Amore piercings. I dare te to try one.

Tyler: My name’s Tyler, and I am the ladies man.

Harold: Isnt this the game mostra where people get to answer domande until time runs out and then they vote someone to go home? I don’t get it.

Trent: Whats up people? The name is Trent, and I Amore to party. (Thinks: I wish.)

Bridgette: ciao im Bridgette. Im a wicked smooth surfing girl.

Noah: Good afternoon, im Noah, and im più smarter than 12 albert einstein’s combined. Just watch me.

LaShawna: ciao yall, its your girl LaShawna. Any person who tries to make my day, I will make theirs, because I never back down.

Katie: Hi, im Katie, and I Amore Sadie so much!

Sadie: Hi, im Sadie, and I Amore Katie so much!

Ezekiel: Im Ezekiel. I may got sent home first on Total Drama Island, but there is no way I will be sent home first again.

Cody: Im Cody the coaster. I am più of a ladies man than Tyler. Sorry Tyler, but it’s the truth.

Eva: What do te want te little punk? Cant te see that im standing here waiting for the game to start.

Owen: WooHoo! Im Owen the happy camping dude, and I am also the crowds favorite. YEAH!!

Courtney: Thank te people. My name’s Courtney, and sometimes, I can be a little mean.

Justin: The name's Justin, AKA McGorgeous. And if te all think te are going to win, you're joking.

Izzy: Hi everyone, im Izzy! I may be a nutcase, but I am the most talented camper in Total Drama Island.

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Renella: Alright then, here are the rules. te each get to answer one question. And once everyone has answered the question, te all have to vote for someone to leave. The winner will receive a special prize. Let's play the weakest link.

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Renella: And the game starts now! Beth, what is 5 +5?

Beth: That’s easy. Its 10.

Renella: Wrong. The answer was 54.

Beth: Wait a minute, the answer was correct.

Renella: Well in cartoons, teachers can make student feel stupid. So the answer is 54. DJ, what is your biggest fear?

DJ: My biggest fear? HA! Im a man. Im not afraid of anything.

Renella: te were afraid of Barney the dinosaur when te were 4.

DJ: HEY! How did te know?

Renella: Because I know everything. Gwen, how many letters are in the alphabet?

Gwen: What do I care?

Renella: I dunno. Geoff, who is my preferito WWE Wrestler?

Geoff: JBL!

Renella: Correct! He almost looks like te though. Lindsey, Why are te pretty?

Lindsey: Because I am.

Renella: And indeed te are. Heather, when did the Nintendo Wii first been invented?

Heather: Like, I don’t know.

Renella: Me neither, so ill count that as a correct answer. Duncan,

Duncan: Did te call my name?

Renella: Uhh... Yes I did.

Duncan: Then skip me. Im busy making a flamethrower to flame my neighbors bushes.

Renella: Whatever te say. Tyler, who is più of a ladies man? te o Cody?

Tyler: The answer is me of course.

Uchea: Wrong. The answer is Justin!

Justin: Naturally.

Cody: Wait a minute, I thought I was the hottest.

Tyler: No way. Im the hottest.

Renella: Shut up both of you. Harold, what do te remind me of?

Harold: Napolean Dynomite?

Renella: Wow. I didn’t see that one coming. Trent, What is the capital of Texas?

Trent: I know this one. Its Austin.

Renella: Wrong. Texas doesn’t exist in the cartoon world. Bridgette, how many wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?

Bridgette: Is this a trick question? te cant fool me.

Renella: Man she’s good. Noah, true o false? Are te smart?

Noah: Like duh... of course I am.

Renella: Wrong.

Noah: HEY! Your lying. I am smart.

Renella: I know te are, but your suppose to say true.

Noah: D’oh!

Renella: LaShawna, do te Amore Harold?

LaShawna: Like heck no. I aint in Amore with no white men.

Renella: Wrong! te do Amore Harold, and te Amore white men.

Harold: LaShawna loves me? I think im in heaven.

LaShawna: Man, this game is whack.

Renella: Katie, do te like Sadie a lot?

Katie: Yes I do.

Renella: Correct. Sadie, do te like Katie a lot?

Sadie: of course I do.

Renella: Wrong! te actually Amore DJ più than Katie.

Katie: (Gasp) Sadie, how could you?

Sadie: Katie, I cant explain.

Renella: Lets sposta on to the successivo question. Ezekiel, how many letters are in the alphabet?

Ezekiel: Uhh... 14?

Renella: Wrong, its 26. Cody, what is everyone’s preferito show?

Cody: Total Drama Island Baby!!

Renella: Wrong, the answer was Survivor! Eva-

Eva: Do te have something to say to me te little twerp?

Renella: Erm... no. Ill just skip te for now. Owen, who is my most preferito Sonic character of all time?

Owen: CHARMY BEE!!

Renella: That is correct! He cracks me up to. Courtney, what kind of Pokemon can shoot seeds out of his bulb?

Courtney: Huh? I never heard of that show.

Renella: The answer was a Bulbasaur. Justin, what is the fifth planet from the sun?

Justin: Well if i was a planet, i'll be the hottest planet in the solar system, closest to the sun. Anyways, the answer is Jupiter.

Renella: Correct. Izzy, why are te a nutcase?

Izzy: Because my mom was in rehab when she was pregnant.

Renella: WRONG! te just are. Well, that concludes the end of round one. Now start voting!

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Weird Announcer Dude: The strongest link is Justin. Because he is gorgeous, i mean wow. Have te ever seen him with his camicia off. Anyways, the weakest links are both Duncan and Eva, because they both didn't answer the question.

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Renella: Voting over. It's time to reveal who te think is the weakest link.

Beth: Izzy.

DJ: Izzy. She creeps me out.

Gwen: Heather.

Geoff: Izzy.

Lindsey: Heather. She stabbed me in the back.

Heather: Izzy. I just want to take out entertaining people.

Duncan: Harold. That twerp.

Tyler: Justin, cause i'm più più fresco, dispositivo di raffreddamento than him.

Harold: Duncan. That bully.

Trent: Izzy.

Bridgette: Izzy.

Noah: Izzy.

LaShawna: Izzy.

Katie: Sadie, because she's a fake friend.

Sadie: But i didn't mean it. I voted for Izzy.

Ezekiel: Izzy.

Cody: I vote off Justin, cause i'm jealous of him.

Eva: I vote off the twerpy girl, Izzy.

Owen: Sorry Izzy, i have to vote for you.

Justin: Izzy, cause she's not hot and as pretty than me.

Izzy: NO! I can't believe i'm going home first! I vote for Justin.

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Renella: Eva, why Izzy?

Eva: te know why, so i'm not going to say.

Renella: Oh i get it. Justin, why Izzy?

Justin: Like i said. She's not pretty than me.

Izzy: WHY I OUTTA?!

Renella: Well Izzy, i'm really glad to say this. te are the weakest link! Goodbye!

Izzy: te ALL CAN SUCK MY-

Renella: Go now! o i'll call security!

Izzy: (growls) Fine.

(Izzy leaves the studio)

(Outside the studio)

Izzy: GAH! I hate being the first to go! It makes me feel stupid. Well, all i can say is... JUSTIN! I HATE YOU! te ARE NOT GOING TO WIN! ...well, bye everyone.

(Back at the studio)

Renella: 21 campers remain, but only one will win. Find out who when we return to TDI Weakest Link.