I just moved here to Forks to visit my long waited family of vampires. The only one I'm actually related to is Edward. We were only 5 years old when we were separated. He stayed in Forks and I had to live with the always annoying and horny Voltori.
Soon I jumped straight through the Cullen's window while they were chatting with BELLA. " ciao sis, long time no see. Are te here to stay o are te on a fling with te wolfy boyfriend?" Emmett groaned from boredom. " One, we broke up years ago. Two, I'm here to stay. And three, Jasper, are te going to tell them o am I going to?" I detto with excitement.
Soon I jumped straight through the Cullen's window while they were chatting with BELLA. " ciao sis, long time no see. Are te here to stay o are te on a fling with te wolfy boyfriend?" Emmett groaned from boredom. " One, we broke up years ago. Two, I'm here to stay. And three, Jasper, are te going to tell them o am I going to?" I detto with excitement.
Renesmee's Opinion
I think if te read renesmeblack's chapters of my story, you'll understand this better. It's almst like we're the same person! Ha,ha...
Here is a lista why I don't have a very great relationship with my dad:
1. My dad pries into every detail when we talk.
2. My dad pries into every detail when we DON'T talk.
3. Have te seen the way he acts around my mom? Ew.
4. He SEES everything...
5. He's embarrassing when my Friends are around.
6. He HATES my boyfriend.
7. He'd rather I go out with dorky John Newton. (Name sound familiar?)
8. He looks like he's ready to punch, punzone Jacob.
9. He's a worrywart.
10. My dad would rather I'm on the sidelines when they play baseball... with Jacob playing.
11. He's plain creepy... My best friend chickened out on my slumber party. MY BEST FRIEND!!!
12. He want a full-blown update of my school days-I can't lie about baciare Jake, so I don't bother.
That reason enough for ya? Oop, I hear him coming up. Bye!
I think if te read renesmeblack's chapters of my story, you'll understand this better. It's almst like we're the same person! Ha,ha...
Here is a lista why I don't have a very great relationship with my dad:
1. My dad pries into every detail when we talk.
2. My dad pries into every detail when we DON'T talk.
3. Have te seen the way he acts around my mom? Ew.
4. He SEES everything...
5. He's embarrassing when my Friends are around.
6. He HATES my boyfriend.
7. He'd rather I go out with dorky John Newton. (Name sound familiar?)
8. He looks like he's ready to punch, punzone Jacob.
9. He's a worrywart.
10. My dad would rather I'm on the sidelines when they play baseball... with Jacob playing.
11. He's plain creepy... My best friend chickened out on my slumber party. MY BEST FRIEND!!!
12. He want a full-blown update of my school days-I can't lie about baciare Jake, so I don't bother.
That reason enough for ya? Oop, I hear him coming up. Bye!
