MIKE
When I got the invitation to Bella and Cullen's… uh erm…wedding, I honestly thought someone had put me on the mostra Punk'd. I mean, what could Bella possibly see in that freak! Well, that was probably a stupid thought because he has the money, the perfect looks (Jessica's words not mine! I'm definitely not gay!), perfect grades, the perfect family, the perfect car, the perfect body (again, not my words!), and now the perfect wife. Great. But I'm willing to bet they'll get a divorce within the first anno of … marriage. Ew. Then she'll come running into my arms and I can gladly undress her without getting pummeled into the ground permanently. Yeah, the Freak is even possessive. Just another word to describe how wierd he is. Wierdo. But when the time comes, I'll proudly be rubbing her in that freak's face. Ha!
So that is probably why I am currently sitting in my beat-up car with Jessica hanging off my shoulder. We hadn't even got to their lair yet and she was already clinging like glue. I asked Jessica back out again at the very last minuto so she wouldn't assume I'm doing this just to make Bella jealous. Which I was. Bella wasn't clingy. Bella also had a smoking body that I wouldn't mind running my hands over...
"Mike!" Jessica's annoying voice snapped me out of my fantasy, unfortunately.
"What Jess?" I asked making my voice sound like I cared.
"You just passed their house. I don't know how te could have missed that. It's ginormous!" I looked away so she couldn't see me roll my eyes at her making up words. Bella doesn't make up words...
I turned around on the dirt road and drove straight until I saw it. My eyes widened and then narrowed. Perfect house. When I was here for Bella's-and Bella's only- graduation party, it had been dark out. Now that I saw it in full view, it looked even bigger. Stupid rich people.
An ora later
Holy shit.
That's the only thought I could think looking at Bella as she walked down the aisle. She looked so hot and sexy, I just wanted to rip all her clothes off and take her right then and there. Probably not a good idea.
When I got the invitation to Bella and Cullen's… uh erm…wedding, I honestly thought someone had put me on the mostra Punk'd. I mean, what could Bella possibly see in that freak! Well, that was probably a stupid thought because he has the money, the perfect looks (Jessica's words not mine! I'm definitely not gay!), perfect grades, the perfect family, the perfect car, the perfect body (again, not my words!), and now the perfect wife. Great. But I'm willing to bet they'll get a divorce within the first anno of … marriage. Ew. Then she'll come running into my arms and I can gladly undress her without getting pummeled into the ground permanently. Yeah, the Freak is even possessive. Just another word to describe how wierd he is. Wierdo. But when the time comes, I'll proudly be rubbing her in that freak's face. Ha!
So that is probably why I am currently sitting in my beat-up car with Jessica hanging off my shoulder. We hadn't even got to their lair yet and she was already clinging like glue. I asked Jessica back out again at the very last minuto so she wouldn't assume I'm doing this just to make Bella jealous. Which I was. Bella wasn't clingy. Bella also had a smoking body that I wouldn't mind running my hands over...
"Mike!" Jessica's annoying voice snapped me out of my fantasy, unfortunately.
"What Jess?" I asked making my voice sound like I cared.
"You just passed their house. I don't know how te could have missed that. It's ginormous!" I looked away so she couldn't see me roll my eyes at her making up words. Bella doesn't make up words...
I turned around on the dirt road and drove straight until I saw it. My eyes widened and then narrowed. Perfect house. When I was here for Bella's-and Bella's only- graduation party, it had been dark out. Now that I saw it in full view, it looked even bigger. Stupid rich people.
An ora later
Holy shit.
That's the only thought I could think looking at Bella as she walked down the aisle. She looked so hot and sexy, I just wanted to rip all her clothes off and take her right then and there. Probably not a good idea.
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-Emmett-
One of the most hilariously fun things of all time te can do: embarrass Renesmee. She turns even redder than Bella used to, and that's definetly saying something. The teasing just has to be adequete.
Of course, Renesmee ALWAYS gets me back, but it's worth it. Sort of. She has a talent for revenge, involving getting a certain seven foot werewolf (hi, Jake!) in on it. The most recente avengement she instilled, involved, er, (they had to get Edward and Jasper in on this one) throwing me off the cliffs. Jacob gave permission. He likes payback for his adorable, puppy-eyed imprintee.
Another fun activity: Getting revenge for her revenge. Let's just say that when she gets back, there's a surprise waiting for her.
I remember when she redecorated my bedroom, and when we got back from hunting, it looked like there was a rosa explosion in Rosalie's and my room.
She's imaginative, I'll give her that much.
One of the most hilariously fun things of all time te can do: embarrass Renesmee. She turns even redder than Bella used to, and that's definetly saying something. The teasing just has to be adequete.
Of course, Renesmee ALWAYS gets me back, but it's worth it. Sort of. She has a talent for revenge, involving getting a certain seven foot werewolf (hi, Jake!) in on it. The most recente avengement she instilled, involved, er, (they had to get Edward and Jasper in on this one) throwing me off the cliffs. Jacob gave permission. He likes payback for his adorable, puppy-eyed imprintee.
Another fun activity: Getting revenge for her revenge. Let's just say that when she gets back, there's a surprise waiting for her.
I remember when she redecorated my bedroom, and when we got back from hunting, it looked like there was a rosa explosion in Rosalie's and my room.
She's imaginative, I'll give her that much.