White House Reminds Nation That Permission Slips To Eat A Hot Dog On July 4th Are Due da Friday 

Any citizens caught consuming hotdogs on Independence giorno without approval will be detained da authorities until the fireworks are over and there's only cold potato insalata left. Babylon Bee, May 2021.
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