What happened to this channel. Not only did this channel die, but so did my childhood along with it. Honestly, why did this have to happen. Well, for those of te that don't know what I am talking about, I am talking about what was once my preferito cartoon channel, Cartoon Network.
Now, before I talk about the bad, lets go back to the past. October first, 1992, to be exact. It was the anno when cartoon network was founded. And they had lots of shows that, I really never watched, because, sadly, I was born in 1999, when people worried about Y2K, and N64 was in its prime. But, there was classic shows, like The Flintstones, the Jetsons, the Smurfs, the original Scooby-Doo, and much more. Now, this was pretty good... for a time. But, when te think Cartoon Network couldn't get better, in 2004, that's when things got really crazy.
That was when Cartoon City began. Cartoon City was a promo for Cartoon Network where all of the characters from shows on Cartoon Network were in a city, and they would last about five to ten secondi before and after commercials. They were pretty entertaining. Hell, they could just as well been there own show. But, what is even better is that this is when lots of amazing cartoni animati were presented to us. Samurai Jack, Fosters home for Imaginary Friends, Class of 3000, Dexter's Laboratory, Johnny Bravo, Powerpuff Girls, Ed Edd n Eddy, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Codename: Kids successivo Door, and best of all, Pokemon. Oh, so many great shows. And we were also dato Toonami, which gave us some of the best Anime had to offer. One Piece, Naruto, Dragon Ball, oh, so much great shows. This time was so great, I could just die from joy. These shows were amazing. But, like a great man once said, all good things must come to an end. However, I think he missed one part. What he should have detto for Cartoon Network's case was, "All good things must come to an end just so they can give us the stupidest fucking shit in the world". And believe me... thats what we got.
In the anno 2007, that was when the dark age of cartoni animati came. All of those amazing shows were canceled and we were dato a new god awful cartoon da the name of... Johnny Test. Oh dear god, somebody kill that shit mostra with fire. I would review it here and now, but trust me, I got a full review for this abomination of a show. Not even Toonami was safe, as we were dato censored Anime and a horribly animated Tom. And, since it was harder to animate, the Toonami studio went into bank ruption and was canceled, so we never got Anime again after that. But, trust me, that's not all. We were introduced to the worst thing ever in Cartoon Network history. Cartoon Network gave us........ CN Real. Oh, my god. What the fuck is this. This is as low as te could possibly get in the Cartoon industry. We were dato such god awful live action shows, like Brainwave, Othersiders, Survive This, Destroy Build Destroy, and.... The worst of the bunch, Dude What Would Happen. Each of these shows fail in there own way. Brainwave is just a rip off of Cash Cab, but with roller costars, Othersiders is a rip off of Ghost Hunters, but te can easily tell all the ghosts are fake. Survive This is a Total Drama rip off, but with a couple of idiots and is from Canada (Damn it Canada, can't te ever have a good show). Destroy Build Destroy is just stupidity at its best. Why would anyone want to destroy something just to build it again? And then destroy it after all that hard work? And, Dude What Would Happen........ Oh god! I think I'll have to make a separate review for this mostra too.
But, thankfully, CN Real died shortly after. However, we were never dato the old Cartoon Network shows. It's sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza to say that those shows are gone forever. o ARE THEY? Well, one of them made it back, but we'll get there when we get there. Anyway, now we reach the modern age of Cartoon Network, and let me tell you, its disappointing. So, we have new shows. Some of them are good. Regular mostra has some pretty good humor and is kinda interesting. Gumball is also kinda funny, even if it is a drug pushers mind. And Adventure Time is one of my preferito Western cartoni animati ever...... Sadly, thats it. Everything else is fucking HORRIBLE!!! Clairance is just a real shit mostra with god awful animation, Uncle Grandpa is the stupidest piece of shit in the world, and.... Well, I think this has to be the most insulting thing in the world to fan of Teen Titans. They remand Teen Titans, but called it Teen Titans GO. IT is the most insulting thing in the world. Yeah, this one also needs a separate review. And trust me, I am going to tear this piece of shit apart. Oh, and Johnny Test is still around. Trust me, it is never going to fucking die. We all know it needs to, but it never will. I'm sorry to say this, but it won't. It will never die, and we are all doomed.
But, the bright side is that Toonami is back, and whats even better, is that they have Anime for adults, so its all good on there end. But, in the day, we get some of the stupidest fucking things ever. What does a cartoon channel need, everyone? The answer is variety. This is something Cartoon Network lacks... Greatly. te see, they only have six shows. Sure there are più in the morning, but think about those kids who get home after a long giorno at school, finished there homework, and just want to relax with some good TV. All we got are SIX FUCKING SHOWS!!! Half of which are crap, and not worth watching at all. Why the fuck do we get shit like this, and whats worse is that some of this shit gets a six ora marathon.. just because Cartoon Network lacks variety. That is pathetic. And to think I hated on shows like Nickelodeon and 4Kids. Yeah, they suck too, trust me, they suck big time, but I never grew up with those channels. I grew up with Cartoon Network, so when I get insulted like this, then it just hurts più then anything else.
So, there te have it. Cartoon Network has insulted me with all this god awful crap, and I will never forgive them for it. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
Now, before I talk about the bad, lets go back to the past. October first, 1992, to be exact. It was the anno when cartoon network was founded. And they had lots of shows that, I really never watched, because, sadly, I was born in 1999, when people worried about Y2K, and N64 was in its prime. But, there was classic shows, like The Flintstones, the Jetsons, the Smurfs, the original Scooby-Doo, and much more. Now, this was pretty good... for a time. But, when te think Cartoon Network couldn't get better, in 2004, that's when things got really crazy.
That was when Cartoon City began. Cartoon City was a promo for Cartoon Network where all of the characters from shows on Cartoon Network were in a city, and they would last about five to ten secondi before and after commercials. They were pretty entertaining. Hell, they could just as well been there own show. But, what is even better is that this is when lots of amazing cartoni animati were presented to us. Samurai Jack, Fosters home for Imaginary Friends, Class of 3000, Dexter's Laboratory, Johnny Bravo, Powerpuff Girls, Ed Edd n Eddy, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Codename: Kids successivo Door, and best of all, Pokemon. Oh, so many great shows. And we were also dato Toonami, which gave us some of the best Anime had to offer. One Piece, Naruto, Dragon Ball, oh, so much great shows. This time was so great, I could just die from joy. These shows were amazing. But, like a great man once said, all good things must come to an end. However, I think he missed one part. What he should have detto for Cartoon Network's case was, "All good things must come to an end just so they can give us the stupidest fucking shit in the world". And believe me... thats what we got.
In the anno 2007, that was when the dark age of cartoni animati came. All of those amazing shows were canceled and we were dato a new god awful cartoon da the name of... Johnny Test. Oh dear god, somebody kill that shit mostra with fire. I would review it here and now, but trust me, I got a full review for this abomination of a show. Not even Toonami was safe, as we were dato censored Anime and a horribly animated Tom. And, since it was harder to animate, the Toonami studio went into bank ruption and was canceled, so we never got Anime again after that. But, trust me, that's not all. We were introduced to the worst thing ever in Cartoon Network history. Cartoon Network gave us........ CN Real. Oh, my god. What the fuck is this. This is as low as te could possibly get in the Cartoon industry. We were dato such god awful live action shows, like Brainwave, Othersiders, Survive This, Destroy Build Destroy, and.... The worst of the bunch, Dude What Would Happen. Each of these shows fail in there own way. Brainwave is just a rip off of Cash Cab, but with roller costars, Othersiders is a rip off of Ghost Hunters, but te can easily tell all the ghosts are fake. Survive This is a Total Drama rip off, but with a couple of idiots and is from Canada (Damn it Canada, can't te ever have a good show). Destroy Build Destroy is just stupidity at its best. Why would anyone want to destroy something just to build it again? And then destroy it after all that hard work? And, Dude What Would Happen........ Oh god! I think I'll have to make a separate review for this mostra too.
But, thankfully, CN Real died shortly after. However, we were never dato the old Cartoon Network shows. It's sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza to say that those shows are gone forever. o ARE THEY? Well, one of them made it back, but we'll get there when we get there. Anyway, now we reach the modern age of Cartoon Network, and let me tell you, its disappointing. So, we have new shows. Some of them are good. Regular mostra has some pretty good humor and is kinda interesting. Gumball is also kinda funny, even if it is a drug pushers mind. And Adventure Time is one of my preferito Western cartoni animati ever...... Sadly, thats it. Everything else is fucking HORRIBLE!!! Clairance is just a real shit mostra with god awful animation, Uncle Grandpa is the stupidest piece of shit in the world, and.... Well, I think this has to be the most insulting thing in the world to fan of Teen Titans. They remand Teen Titans, but called it Teen Titans GO. IT is the most insulting thing in the world. Yeah, this one also needs a separate review. And trust me, I am going to tear this piece of shit apart. Oh, and Johnny Test is still around. Trust me, it is never going to fucking die. We all know it needs to, but it never will. I'm sorry to say this, but it won't. It will never die, and we are all doomed.
But, the bright side is that Toonami is back, and whats even better, is that they have Anime for adults, so its all good on there end. But, in the day, we get some of the stupidest fucking things ever. What does a cartoon channel need, everyone? The answer is variety. This is something Cartoon Network lacks... Greatly. te see, they only have six shows. Sure there are più in the morning, but think about those kids who get home after a long giorno at school, finished there homework, and just want to relax with some good TV. All we got are SIX FUCKING SHOWS!!! Half of which are crap, and not worth watching at all. Why the fuck do we get shit like this, and whats worse is that some of this shit gets a six ora marathon.. just because Cartoon Network lacks variety. That is pathetic. And to think I hated on shows like Nickelodeon and 4Kids. Yeah, they suck too, trust me, they suck big time, but I never grew up with those channels. I grew up with Cartoon Network, so when I get insulted like this, then it just hurts più then anything else.
So, there te have it. Cartoon Network has insulted me with all this god awful crap, and I will never forgive them for it. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take