Now, if te know me, te would know that my preferito game of all time is Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker. Just look at my name. It should be obvious. But, my secondo preferito Zelda game is Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. What this game does better then Wind Waker is its sidequests. Yeah, sorry, Wind Waker, but not every game is perfect. te kinda lack good sidequests. I guess Nintendo used up all their ideas for Majora's Mask. So, I will tell te all the superiore, in alto Five best sidequests in Majora's Mask. First off, no sidequests that give te items that are mandatory to beat the game. So, none of those sidequests that give te items to help in temples o bosses. With that, lets start
#5: Guru Guru Sidequest - This is a pretty easy sidequest and is actually really short. It is actually kinda funny though. te meet Guru Guru outside of Clocktown's hotel. He was kicked out because he was too loud. Well, if te play a Musica box 24/7, then yeah, your kinda loud. Anyway, he will then talk about how he was once in a band filled with animals.... And yes, he is crazy before te ask. Then, he'll get mad and then calm down and then get mad again and so forth and so on. Then, he'll thank te for listening to his insane ramblings and reward te with the Don Gero's Mask, which allows te to talk to frogs so te can get a Piece of Heart. Weird and short, yes. Funny, oh definitely
#4: Children of the Moon Sidequest - Now, some of te may say this is important to fighting the final boss, as te get the Fierce Deity's Mask, which is the most powerful mask in the game. However, I was able to beat the final boss without it, so it is not mandatory to complete this quest, so I am counting it as a sidequest. So, when te go into the moon (Yes, the one with a fucking face) te see a large albero with some kids around it. Each kid wearing a mask that resembles the bosses te defeated. They will ask te to play with them and te will then be sent to a mini game where te will have to complete a challenge. Once te do, te will see the kid in the rooms and they will ask for masks. Note, te will need all the masks in the game to fully complete this sidequest. And don't worry, you'll get all your masks back later, including the Fierce Deity's Mask. So, once te do, they will ask the player some creepy questions, like, "What are your Friends like and do they really think of te as a friend"? Seriously, this is like Psycho Mantis from Metal Gear Solid level of fourth bacheca breaking. Still, a pretty creepy but amazing sidequest with an amazing reward for it all.
#3: Kamaro Sidequest - Hey, another short sidequest. Though, instead of being funny like Guru Guru's, its pretty creepy. te start off on one of these..... Frozen Mushrooms? Anyway, once te are there at midnight of any day, te will meet this ghost who calls himself Kamaro. He will tell te that he died and now he can no longer teach his amazing dance to the world. And, trust me, I have seen his dance...... It's not that impressive. Anyway, once te play the Song of Healing, he will give te the Kamaro Mask, which is just a blank mask with his head sticking out of the forehead. This mask will only let te dance with a creepy song in the background. So, once te get it, te take it to the Twins in Clocktown and dance with them...... Okay. Once that's done, they will thank te and give te a Piece of Heart. This sidequest is kinda creepy, but that's what makes it good
#2: Romani Ranch Sidequest - Now, this is where things get crazy. So, te head to Romani Ranch and meet Romani who tells te that the ranch is named after her........ No shit. Anyway, she will then tell te that she has to practice to defend the ranch because on the Night of the Festival, "They" come. Now, who do te think They is. Well, guess what. They are freaking aliens. That;s right, there are aliens in a Zelda game. And, the sidequest has te fending off the aliens until morning. Now, this can be easy as long as te have the Bunny cappuccio and to play the Inverted Song of Time, which will make te faster and the aliens MUCH slower, so things will be easier. Anyway, once te have kept the aliens away from the fienile, granaio all night, they will retreat and te win. As a reward, te are dato a bottle of Romani Ranch latte and te can keep the bottle to store other important things in later. However, te can lose this sidequest. If te do lose, te will see a cutscene of the aliens stealing all the cows and even Romani. After that, she will be gone for a whole day, and she will return on the third day, but she will no longer be happy and care free. Instead, she will be traumatized and depressed. Wow, that's just creepy. So, yeah, a really scary but amazing sidequest.
#1: Kafei and Anju Sidequest - te think Nintendo is a family friendly gaming company, huh. te think everything is sunshine, lollipops, and butterflies, don't you. No, no, no, no, fuck no. No. This sidequest is one of the most depressing sidequests I have ever seen in.... Anything, really. It starts with the mayors wife who tell te that her son, Kafie is missing. So, te decide to help look for him. te then head to the Clocktown hotel to speak to the owner, Anju. Here, te see her talking to the Postman, who tells her that she got a letter, but Anju recognized it somehow. So, after te speak to Anju about Kafie, she'll say that she want's to meet te tonight. When te do, she will talk about how she and Kafei were supposed to get married, but he went missing before the wedding. After that, she give te a letter which te place in the mailbox. The successivo day, the Postman delivers the letter to Kafei, which is your chance to sneak into his house. Once in, he will ignore the fact that te broke into his house (I guess being the Hero of Time gives te a free pass for breaking and entering) and he will tell te that he was turned into a little kid da the Skull Kid and his mask was stolen da a thief. And, masks are pretty much wedding rings in the world of Zelda..... don't ask. Anyway, once te tell this to Anju, she will promise to wait for Kafei, no matter what. On the third and final day, Kafei want te and him to get the mask back from the thieves hideout. Once te do get into the hideout, te are treated with a large assortment of puzzles. But, soon, te are successful. But, once te walk outside, it is nighttime and the world is soon going to end. So, te get back to Anju, who is waiting for Kafei. Finally, he comes and they then get married right there, as the world is coming to an end. They then give te the Couples Mask and tell te that "They will stay here, as they will wait to greet the morning together", and let me remind te that in less then fifteen seconds, the world will be destroyed. So, yeah, this just shows how much they care for each other, as they are finally together and that they have finally fulfilled there last wishes and are willing to die together. This just shows that Nintendo is not just for kids, and that they are amazing geniuses.
Well, that was my superiore, in alto five sidequests in Majora's Mask. Which do te like? Was there one that I had forgotten? LEt me know if te like. With that, I will see te all successivo time
#5: Guru Guru Sidequest - This is a pretty easy sidequest and is actually really short. It is actually kinda funny though. te meet Guru Guru outside of Clocktown's hotel. He was kicked out because he was too loud. Well, if te play a Musica box 24/7, then yeah, your kinda loud. Anyway, he will then talk about how he was once in a band filled with animals.... And yes, he is crazy before te ask. Then, he'll get mad and then calm down and then get mad again and so forth and so on. Then, he'll thank te for listening to his insane ramblings and reward te with the Don Gero's Mask, which allows te to talk to frogs so te can get a Piece of Heart. Weird and short, yes. Funny, oh definitely
#4: Children of the Moon Sidequest - Now, some of te may say this is important to fighting the final boss, as te get the Fierce Deity's Mask, which is the most powerful mask in the game. However, I was able to beat the final boss without it, so it is not mandatory to complete this quest, so I am counting it as a sidequest. So, when te go into the moon (Yes, the one with a fucking face) te see a large albero with some kids around it. Each kid wearing a mask that resembles the bosses te defeated. They will ask te to play with them and te will then be sent to a mini game where te will have to complete a challenge. Once te do, te will see the kid in the rooms and they will ask for masks. Note, te will need all the masks in the game to fully complete this sidequest. And don't worry, you'll get all your masks back later, including the Fierce Deity's Mask. So, once te do, they will ask the player some creepy questions, like, "What are your Friends like and do they really think of te as a friend"? Seriously, this is like Psycho Mantis from Metal Gear Solid level of fourth bacheca breaking. Still, a pretty creepy but amazing sidequest with an amazing reward for it all.
#3: Kamaro Sidequest - Hey, another short sidequest. Though, instead of being funny like Guru Guru's, its pretty creepy. te start off on one of these..... Frozen Mushrooms? Anyway, once te are there at midnight of any day, te will meet this ghost who calls himself Kamaro. He will tell te that he died and now he can no longer teach his amazing dance to the world. And, trust me, I have seen his dance...... It's not that impressive. Anyway, once te play the Song of Healing, he will give te the Kamaro Mask, which is just a blank mask with his head sticking out of the forehead. This mask will only let te dance with a creepy song in the background. So, once te get it, te take it to the Twins in Clocktown and dance with them...... Okay. Once that's done, they will thank te and give te a Piece of Heart. This sidequest is kinda creepy, but that's what makes it good
#2: Romani Ranch Sidequest - Now, this is where things get crazy. So, te head to Romani Ranch and meet Romani who tells te that the ranch is named after her........ No shit. Anyway, she will then tell te that she has to practice to defend the ranch because on the Night of the Festival, "They" come. Now, who do te think They is. Well, guess what. They are freaking aliens. That;s right, there are aliens in a Zelda game. And, the sidequest has te fending off the aliens until morning. Now, this can be easy as long as te have the Bunny cappuccio and to play the Inverted Song of Time, which will make te faster and the aliens MUCH slower, so things will be easier. Anyway, once te have kept the aliens away from the fienile, granaio all night, they will retreat and te win. As a reward, te are dato a bottle of Romani Ranch latte and te can keep the bottle to store other important things in later. However, te can lose this sidequest. If te do lose, te will see a cutscene of the aliens stealing all the cows and even Romani. After that, she will be gone for a whole day, and she will return on the third day, but she will no longer be happy and care free. Instead, she will be traumatized and depressed. Wow, that's just creepy. So, yeah, a really scary but amazing sidequest.
#1: Kafei and Anju Sidequest - te think Nintendo is a family friendly gaming company, huh. te think everything is sunshine, lollipops, and butterflies, don't you. No, no, no, no, fuck no. No. This sidequest is one of the most depressing sidequests I have ever seen in.... Anything, really. It starts with the mayors wife who tell te that her son, Kafie is missing. So, te decide to help look for him. te then head to the Clocktown hotel to speak to the owner, Anju. Here, te see her talking to the Postman, who tells her that she got a letter, but Anju recognized it somehow. So, after te speak to Anju about Kafie, she'll say that she want's to meet te tonight. When te do, she will talk about how she and Kafei were supposed to get married, but he went missing before the wedding. After that, she give te a letter which te place in the mailbox. The successivo day, the Postman delivers the letter to Kafei, which is your chance to sneak into his house. Once in, he will ignore the fact that te broke into his house (I guess being the Hero of Time gives te a free pass for breaking and entering) and he will tell te that he was turned into a little kid da the Skull Kid and his mask was stolen da a thief. And, masks are pretty much wedding rings in the world of Zelda..... don't ask. Anyway, once te tell this to Anju, she will promise to wait for Kafei, no matter what. On the third and final day, Kafei want te and him to get the mask back from the thieves hideout. Once te do get into the hideout, te are treated with a large assortment of puzzles. But, soon, te are successful. But, once te walk outside, it is nighttime and the world is soon going to end. So, te get back to Anju, who is waiting for Kafei. Finally, he comes and they then get married right there, as the world is coming to an end. They then give te the Couples Mask and tell te that "They will stay here, as they will wait to greet the morning together", and let me remind te that in less then fifteen seconds, the world will be destroyed. So, yeah, this just shows how much they care for each other, as they are finally together and that they have finally fulfilled there last wishes and are willing to die together. This just shows that Nintendo is not just for kids, and that they are amazing geniuses.
Well, that was my superiore, in alto five sidequests in Majora's Mask. Which do te like? Was there one that I had forgotten? LEt me know if te like. With that, I will see te all successivo time
Wow. I mean wow. I thought it wasn't possible for people to get dumber. There's the Condom Challenge, where te put a condom in your nose and pull it out your mouth and hope te don't suffocate, then there's the Cinnamon Challenge where te eat cinammon and try not to choke. But, people could get dumber. Here it is, the fuoco challenge, where te set yourself on fuoco for no goddamn reason. What the hell, what is wrong with this world. Are people really this stupid that they actually set themselves on fire. Apperently they do. Its even been shown on the news, for gods sake.
Well, that's all I got. This is a stupid trend that makes me wonder why the help some people have the internet. But, hey' that's only my opinion. What's Your Take