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Warning: baia Corporation Transformer is prone to exploding on impact, exploding if damaged, exploding if handled incorrectly, basically this thing will explode no matter what. It’s a goddamn ticking time bomb really. No refunds. baia Corporation is not responsible for any injuries that occurs to te o others. Don’t sue us.