*Giggle* I have weird dreams...
"MEL! Get down here!" Fang shouted for me downstairs. I groaned, slipping on my sweats.
"I'm coming!" I walked out of my room, jumped onto the rail, and slid down. I'm too good to walk down the stairs, what I saw seemed normal. Until... uh... Fang spit a mouthful of cereal into Lexi's mouth. Am I the only one that finds that disgusting?
"AK! GOD! DADDY!" I almost puked.
"What? Its good for you!" Fang said.
"That. Is. Disgusting." I stared at him.
"Were birds! Its what we do!" Fang looked at me oddly.
"We're two percent bird." I said. "NOT ACTUAL BIRDS! Plus, its the female that does... that!" I grimaced.
"Its good for te sissy!" I swear I facepalmed so many times... Fang wrapped his lips around mine.
Oh f--- He silverstoned me. I narrowed my eyes, and spit it out onto the floor.
"You. Shall. Die." I slapped him, kicked him in between the legs, and punched him until his face morphed.
*Shrugs* That was all before my dog woke me up.
"MEL! Get down here!" Fang shouted for me downstairs. I groaned, slipping on my sweats.
"I'm coming!" I walked out of my room, jumped onto the rail, and slid down. I'm too good to walk down the stairs, what I saw seemed normal. Until... uh... Fang spit a mouthful of cereal into Lexi's mouth. Am I the only one that finds that disgusting?
"AK! GOD! DADDY!" I almost puked.
"What? Its good for you!" Fang said.
"That. Is. Disgusting." I stared at him.
"Were birds! Its what we do!" Fang looked at me oddly.
"We're two percent bird." I said. "NOT ACTUAL BIRDS! Plus, its the female that does... that!" I grimaced.
"Its good for te sissy!" I swear I facepalmed so many times... Fang wrapped his lips around mine.
Oh f--- He silverstoned me. I narrowed my eyes, and spit it out onto the floor.
"You. Shall. Die." I slapped him, kicked him in between the legs, and punched him until his face morphed.
*Shrugs* That was all before my dog woke me up.
1. Make a really stupid joke that a 5 anno old might laugh at. Ex) knock-knock jokes, chicken crossing the road jokes.
2. Start recitazione like a little kid with her.
3. Shooting colored paintballs with a gun.
4. Falling down on purpose
5. Being afraid of an animal she turns into
6. Copying her
7. Sing Disney songs with her
8. Dance on the tavolo with her
9. Randomly start yelling about things that don’t make any sense
10. Babies
11. Bratz bambole (cause their feet are bigger than their heads)
12. Sponge Bob and Plankton Canto the F.U.N song
13. Jello (cause when te poke it, it wobbles like a hula girl)
14. GUMMY BEARS!!!!
15. Mel slapping people
16. Guys wearing Tuxedo T-shirts
17. Kittens
18. Guys striking out
19. Tom and Jerry (old not new)
20. Casper the Ghost
21. Smiling sun in cartoons
22. The word asparago, asparagi
23. Asking for frutta punch
24. Clowns
25. People saying they are going to kick another person’s butt
2. Start recitazione like a little kid with her.
3. Shooting colored paintballs with a gun.
4. Falling down on purpose
5. Being afraid of an animal she turns into
6. Copying her
7. Sing Disney songs with her
8. Dance on the tavolo with her
9. Randomly start yelling about things that don’t make any sense
10. Babies
11. Bratz bambole (cause their feet are bigger than their heads)
12. Sponge Bob and Plankton Canto the F.U.N song
13. Jello (cause when te poke it, it wobbles like a hula girl)
14. GUMMY BEARS!!!!
15. Mel slapping people
16. Guys wearing Tuxedo T-shirts
17. Kittens
18. Guys striking out
19. Tom and Jerry (old not new)
20. Casper the Ghost
21. Smiling sun in cartoons
22. The word asparago, asparagi
23. Asking for frutta punch
24. Clowns
25. People saying they are going to kick another person’s butt
EXTREME SPOILERS FOR DIVIDED WE FALL AHEAD!!!! IF te HAVE NOT READ THE precedente BOOK, DO NOT READ THIS PREVIEW!!!
Scene 2:
"You are a good man." Barbara detto once more, firmly.
"Thanks, Babs." Sam detto softly, looking into the red-head's blue eyes. Barbara returned the gaze. Sam leaned inoltrare, avanti and brushed a strand of hair put of her face. "You are one of the best people I have eve met in my life." Sam detto softly. "I'm glad we're Friends Barbara."
The red-haired girl smiled and leaned forward, pressing her lips slightly to Sam's. Sam reached one hand into her fiery hair and pulled her closer, deepening the baciare before breaking off and standing up. "We tried this before. It didn't work out."
"Yeah..." Barbara said, looking to the side. "Sorry."
"Me too." Sam said, slipping on his mask and jumping from the window.
Barbara took a deep breath and about a full sixty secondi before returning to her computer.
Scene 2:
"You are a good man." Barbara detto once more, firmly.
"Thanks, Babs." Sam detto softly, looking into the red-head's blue eyes. Barbara returned the gaze. Sam leaned inoltrare, avanti and brushed a strand of hair put of her face. "You are one of the best people I have eve met in my life." Sam detto softly. "I'm glad we're Friends Barbara."
The red-haired girl smiled and leaned forward, pressing her lips slightly to Sam's. Sam reached one hand into her fiery hair and pulled her closer, deepening the baciare before breaking off and standing up. "We tried this before. It didn't work out."
"Yeah..." Barbara said, looking to the side. "Sorry."
"Me too." Sam said, slipping on his mask and jumping from the window.
Barbara took a deep breath and about a full sixty secondi before returning to her computer.