IT was a Sunny giorno in the land of ooo, and finn has just woken up from his depressing dreams. Jake was down stairs making a pot of spaghetti, also making his Famous Oj. Finn walks slumpishly down the stairs and crashes on the couch. Jake looks at him and Frowns noticing finn is having his mood swings. Jakes serves finn a heaping plate of spaghetti and hands it to him. "Whats wrong, dude?" Jake asks him while putting a mouthful of spaghetti into his mouth. "I had a dream about princess Bubblegum, It was about her rejecting me for a hug." Finn says while groaning. "Finn, that wasn't a dream.....that happened yesterday...." finn is silent for five minutes. "I was hoping it was a dream." finn mutters. "Finn, I'm gonna tell te a story about someone with the same problem." Finn groans. "jake, I'm not up for your famous tales." "come on its a good one. Now get comfy 'cause it might take a while for me to remember all the details." "fine." finn says. He grabs a cuscino and sits on it eating his spaghetti. "Now, once upon a time, a long time fa before the great fungo war. In ooo, there was a handsome prince who had all the ladies. Well the prince liked the princesess although he had a thing for vampires. See, he had just read the twilight series and became infatuated with vampires. One giorno he planned a ball, hoping some Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. will come. Long story short...they never came. So he went into the forest and actually met one." Jake stops and eats some spaghetti. " Thats it? how does the relate to me?" Finn hisses at jake. Jake puts his paw up and touches finn's forehead... "be patient. Now where was I? Oh yes....The prince told the vampire that she was a babe and he liked her. Well the vampire slapped him and called him a loser. The vampire flew off and the prince never saw her again. The prince became a mean, king. And since he thinks ugly thoughts, he aventually became ugly. He now spends his days in a castello sulking about his life and always complaining." "Thats it? Who was the prince/king? and who was the vampire chick?" finn detto leaning up to jake. Jake looks at him and drinks his OJ. "that prince/king was the ice king." jake admitted slowly and dramticly. "WHAT?! ice king?" finn yelled in confusment. "who was the vampire." mean while, Marceline flies into their home and sits on the couch. "hey finn, i was listening to jakes story...that vampire was me." Marceline whispered to them. "WHAT THE?! te were the vampire that ice king liked?" "I don't ice king actually liked me....he just wanted to be young forever." Marceline drinking the red from an apple. Jake looks at marceline and shutters. And looks back at finn. "you see finn, the ice king had the same problem te have. IF te let Bubblegum's rejection take over your life, then you'll end up like the ice king." "I get it now." finn stands up and looks at marceline and jake. "i'm gonna go see flame princess. See te guys later!" Finn then jumps out the window and whoops. "That boy.." marceline says. Jake looks at her and shutters again. Marceline looks at him and turns into her demonic scary vampire face. "BLEH!!!" She yells at jake. Jake screams and hides under the couch. Marceline sits on the divano and enjoys the left over spaghetti... ~~~~THE END~~~~~~