A white man once said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
Then he said, "Listen sir....
When I was born I was BLACK.
...When I grew up I was BLACK.
When I'm sick I'm BLACK.
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK.
When I'm cold I'm BLACK.
When I die I'll be BLACK.

But te sir,

When you're born you're pink.
When te grow up you're white.
When you're sick, you're green.
When te go in the sun te turn red.
When you're cold te turn blue.
And when te die te turn purple.
And te have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away....