It was cloudy and was looking as though it was about to storm as I hurried up the stone porch steps from a long and hard giorno at work. I swung the door open and there I saw my mate Humphrey laying comfortably on the divano and munching on biscotti, cookie and staring at the T.V. screen. Colorful colori reflected on his face from the tv and loud screaming sounds were coming from the tv too.
I just looked at him for a while with jealousy. Without saying a word I walk right past him and into the cucina where I saw that the pantry door was wide open and the cookie jar was totally empty. I sighed and started to clean up the kitchen. And as I was opening the trash to throw away something I saw several empty ice cream cartons. I gasped and ran to the freezer and opened it up. There was no più ice cream o popsicles!
Suddenly I headed a loud BUUURRRRRPPPP coming from the living room. I put a hand over my face as I tried to hold back my anger. "Humphrey dearest, what was that loud noise? Was it a lion? And who ate all the biscotti, cookie and ice cream and popsicles?
The munching sound that was coming from the living room suddenly stopped and there was total silence. Then Humphrey replied. "Ummmmmmmm I ate them because te detto that te needed to loose some pounds. So I thought that I'd help!" I got mad and I ran out to the living room and stood right in front of Humphrey with my hands on my hips. "I never detto that!!! I never did!" Humphrey who was now curled up in a ball and smiling innocently, "yes te did!" "No!" "Yes!" "No!!!" Humphrey didn't say anything for a while then he mumbled, "Well it looked like te needed to loose some."
I am now extremely mad. "YOU THINK I NEED TO LOOSE SOME POUNDS!?!?! WELL I WILL LOOSE 5 da THE TIME I'M DONE BEATING te UP!!!!!!!!!!! " Humphrey resizes that I didn't get the joke at all so he tries to calm me down. "Sweetie!!! I'm sorry! te don't look fat! te look gorgeous! I never saw a girl as pretty as you!!" I get più mad. "Humphrey!! There is such a thing as pushing the limit!!! And that's what you're doing right now!!!!" Humphrey just sits there and doesn't say a word. I sigh and sit successivo to him. "I'm sorry for yelling Humphrey, it's just that girls get defensive about there looks. And that's why I got mad. I'm sorry." Humphrey smiles and hugs me, "No I'm sorry, I should have known better. te had a hard giorno at work today and after I detto that it made te explode, I'm sorry my love." I hug back and baciare him. "It's ok, I forgive you." I look at the tv screen with interest. "So how's the show?" Humphrey smiles "Hm, pretty good. Wanna just sit back and relax and watch it with me?" I laugh. "Ha! Sure! I would Amore to!" So with our arms around each other we watch The Titanic in peace.