When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL, LMAO, o ROTFLMAO!"
Start using Facebook for something other than Farmville and stupid quizzes
I will try to figure out why I "really" need 5 Facebook accounts.
Lose 20 pounds da going to the gym!
I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.
I will spend less than five hours a giorno on the Internet.
I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
Spend less than $1000 for drinks at Starbucks this year.
Lose weight da inventing an anti-gravity machine
Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again.
I will stop tagging pictures of myself in pictures even when I’m not in them
I will think of a password other than "password"
Start using Facebook for something other than Farmville and stupid quizzes
I will try to figure out why I "really" need 5 Facebook accounts.
Lose 20 pounds da going to the gym!
I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.
I will spend less than five hours a giorno on the Internet.
I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
Spend less than $1000 for drinks at Starbucks this year.
Lose weight da inventing an anti-gravity machine
Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again.
I will stop tagging pictures of myself in pictures even when I’m not in them
I will think of a password other than "password"
4 hours Later...
Sgt.Carlos Johnson
giorno 1
9:00 AM
Location:Snow
carlos wake up after his fall.
sgt.carlos:"cough...cough..what just happend.."
carlos crawls to somewhere.
after reach the somewhere he gets up.
sgt.carlos:"agh.."
carlos is injured on his back and legs, but he can sposta but at weak speed.
sgt.carlos:*at weak voice* "There Somebody here!"
carlos moves slowly.
carlos collapses.
carlos looks up and slowly dies.
screen to him slowly white.
1 ora later his death...
air camera tracks carlos.
carlos johnson
Status:K.I.A = Killed in Action
location:Snow
cpl.john:"he dead now."
cpt.lilly:"of course."
gen.winston:"nevermind, we will send ambush troops to get his HQ so we get più power."
cpt.lilly:"i will recruit Lupi to get our alpha's pack bigger."
gen.winston:"alright."
To Be Continued...
Rest In Peace, Carlos.
Sgt.Carlos Johnson
giorno 1
9:00 AM
Location:Snow
carlos wake up after his fall.
sgt.carlos:"cough...cough..what just happend.."
carlos crawls to somewhere.
after reach the somewhere he gets up.
sgt.carlos:"agh.."
carlos is injured on his back and legs, but he can sposta but at weak speed.
sgt.carlos:*at weak voice* "There Somebody here!"
carlos moves slowly.
carlos collapses.
carlos looks up and slowly dies.
screen to him slowly white.
1 ora later his death...
air camera tracks carlos.
carlos johnson
Status:K.I.A = Killed in Action
location:Snow
cpl.john:"he dead now."
cpt.lilly:"of course."
gen.winston:"nevermind, we will send ambush troops to get his HQ so we get più power."
cpt.lilly:"i will recruit Lupi to get our alpha's pack bigger."
gen.winston:"alright."
To Be Continued...
Rest In Peace, Carlos.
i rap better it makes that air breath let loose.
go head call me gay i be runnin through the strada, via with my buds with high shoes;
yeah theyre aint much to do down the street.
now we be rappin through the corner yeah we infinites but we been stoppin be the po-lice.
ciao pretty lady-
keep lookin sexy, maybe te can call me;
keep lookin like te aint interested but inside i make ur mouth grindin without no teeth,
(uh)
te look at me like im some shit,
yeah te cant lie,
say it to my face yeah never mind te way 'bove my height
how bout i give te an explict,
im like an overdozed bitch
im to greedy to cast spells yeah im for sale no più less than a buck fifthy,
dont bother me when im sittin 'sippin soda under 'neath a tree.
let my body dry,
autumn effects myrhymes now they be fallin leafs.......
go head call me gay i be runnin through the strada, via with my buds with high shoes;
yeah theyre aint much to do down the street.
now we be rappin through the corner yeah we infinites but we been stoppin be the po-lice.
ciao pretty lady-
keep lookin sexy, maybe te can call me;
keep lookin like te aint interested but inside i make ur mouth grindin without no teeth,
(uh)
te look at me like im some shit,
yeah te cant lie,
say it to my face yeah never mind te way 'bove my height
how bout i give te an explict,
im like an overdozed bitch
im to greedy to cast spells yeah im for sale no più less than a buck fifthy,
dont bother me when im sittin 'sippin soda under 'neath a tree.
let my body dry,
autumn effects myrhymes now they be fallin leafs.......