and we all know a superiore, in alto 11 best lista won't be anything without a superiore, in alto 11 worst list. and let's face it: 2014 was a great anno movies, but it still had its fair amount of dogshits too. yea, these are my superiore, in alto 11 worst Film of 2014. just to let ya know: these are the Film i didn't like this year, which means it's MY opinion. anybody who liked o had fun with the Film on this list, that's great. at least you're having at the movies. i'm just saying, this is a lista with the movie i didn't have fun with. so let's get started.
#11
starting off the lista is the latest face-plant to the Paranormal Activity franchise, and that's Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones. this movie started the string of shitty horror Film this year. when Paranormal Activity 1 and 2 came out, they both freaked me out. yea, some people thought they were boring as shit, but they were creepy to me. and then, the franchise started its way downhill with Paranormal Activity 3, then 4 and now we got this. at this point, it's 3 Film too many. they had such a ego here, they were like "This isn't Paranormal Activity 5, this is a spin-off cause we're that relevant" and i was like "No, you're not". this movie tried to have the balls to tie in with the first movie at the end, but it just fails. it doesn't make sense, the timing's off. i might be giving it one last chance with Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension, but i'm already sick and tired of this franchise.
#10
successivo in #10, we got Adam Sandler back in the unnecessary comedy that is Blended. what was the point of this movie? and what was the point of bringing Sandler back into the big screen? to be honest, Adam Sandler was kinda functional, but this movie... oh my god, what a bore! it wasn't funny, it was awkward, the tired slapstick was overused, Sandler's chemistry with Drew Barrymore didn't work and it was a awkward romantic dramedy, with awkward drama. this movie tried to be sold on Adam Sandler being Adam Sandler, but we're wise to that act now, so this movie: hell no!
#9
successivo off in the list, we have Annabelle. this is a prequel to The Conjuring that came out after that movie's success, cause they were like "Hey, let's make a prequel to The Conjuring and everybody's gonna go watch it". the fact is that they didn't even gave a shit when they were making this movie. it doesn't have to be scary, it doesn't have to entertaining, it can be boring as shit. cause this movie was boring as shit! i give Annabelle props for that one scene in the basement, that scene was genuinely creepy. why didn't they kept the movie going like that? they could've done it like that even with half of the movie and i would've been entertained. but no, this movie just dragged on and on, which leads me to say: this movie should've never happened!
#8
coming in at #8, we got a shitty animated movie. yea: Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return. i'm not gonna lie, i was actually looking inoltrare, avanti to this movie, mainly because it was a sequel to the original Oz classic i grew up with. man, was i disappointed! this movie felt NOTHING like the original. it wasn't funny, it was boring, it was forced, the animazione was lazy, the characters are nothing like the Oz characters i know. this is when te don't give a shit when making a sequel to classic. i wasted my time and money on this thing, and i really wish i didn't.
#7
in #7, we got the continuation of the string of shitty horror Film this year. that's right, Devil's Due is one of them. talk about a generic-ass horror movie! we've seen most of they can give us in the horror genre at this point in life. but Devil's Due doesn't even try to be scary. they're just like "Let's just do everything the audience's seen before and let's just called a horror movie, and we'll package it and re-sell it as something new". no, just no! we're not as stupid as they think. Devil's Due is filled to the brim with shitty plot holes and loop holes that'll make your head spin. they definitely made my head spin and i was like "No, that makes 0 sense!" when you're making a horror movie with anti-christ/satanic nonsense, at least try to make it make sense a little. but like i said, they didn't even try in this movie, so why the fuck am i still bitching about it?
#6
guilty pleasure Film can be fun to laugh at, but that doesn't mean they're good. yea, I, Frankenstein is one of those movies. what the hell was this movie? it was just Aaron Eckhart pretending to be Frankenstein, but no. sorry, Aaron. you're a great actor, but i didn't buy te as Frankenstein. i didn't hate this movie to death, it did have okay action scenes and it did make laugh at times, but again, here's the thing: guilty pleasure Film are NOT considered good movies! and neither is I, Frankenstein.
#5
coming in at #5 is proof that board game-based Film are shit, and that's Ouija. what the hell was this movie trying to be? was it trying to be scary? cause i never felt scared one bit in this shit movie! i never knew Ouija was based off a board game when i first watched it. but it still deserves to be on this list, cause this movie... oh my god, it was pure shit to the successivo level! the recitazione sucks, the premise sucks, the characters suck, the writing's shit. Ouija was kinda like Devil's Due, cause the plot holes are literally everywhere. like da the time te walk outta the movie and te start constructing the movie, you're like "That doesn't make sense... wait, if that was... no, just NO!" it always sucks when a movie starts deconstructing itself, but what's scary is that this thing was actually made, and i feel sorry for the people who had to sit through it.
#4
okay, here we are at the superiore, in alto 4 shittiest Film of the anno (for my opinion). and the successivo piece of shit in #4 is based off of toys. yea, it's Transformers: Age of Extinction. okay, i'm gonna be completely honest with te guys right here and right now: i actually went into this movie, thinking it would be good. i was like "Alright, we got a whole new set and a whole new cast, and new Autobots additions. this should be good and maybe Michael baia can make a pretty good leap here". but no, instead he just keeps on making his bullshit Michael Bay-isms and i was like "Nope, you're still the asshole who killed Transformers before". if the movie ended at one point, i would've been like "The movie's shit, but i can give it a pass". but it just kept going and going for another 50 minuti where you're just watered with nothing but Michael baia dogshit. hell no! again, if te liked the movie, it's totally fine. i didn't, i hated it and i won't be sitting through it again.
#3
coming in at #3, i got one question: when the hell are the cigno Princess ever gonna die?! i want this franchise to die after witnessing the worst animated piece of shit of the anno known as The cigno Princess: A Royal Family Tale. oh my god, guys! ya know, when te have a 2D animated franchise, making it CGI 4 Film in is NEVER a good idea! the CGI's terrible, the characters are shit, the actors didn't give a damn, the Scrivere sucks, it has the worst baddie of the franchise and a plot that's convoluted as all hell, nothing makes sense in this movie and a lotta scenes go nowhere. the only props i can give this movie is: 1) there's actually a funny scene earlier in the movie and 2) the song in the end credits was nice and catchy. and that's it. don't ever watch it, please! don't torture yourself like i did.
#2
successivo in #2, i know some of te were thinking this movie was gonna my #1 shittiest movie of the year. even if it's not #1, The Legend of Hercules is still fucking awful! this movie... holy shit! the sets were terrible, the costumes were something i can make 100x times better, the recitazione was worse than that. and the bad guy, oh my god the bad guy! i still laugh my culo off whenever i think about this idiot. "And his overacting about EVERYTHING!" give me a break! i'm pretty sure the people who made this movie had no idea that baddies in a movie can be threatening without being cartoon-y. and i can tell this bad guy was the worst part of a Saturday morning cartoon. even the fight scenes sucked ass! they had nothing but random abuse of slow-mo, which made them più boring. te can watch this movie if te wanna have a good laugh at it, but it doesn't change the fact that it was complete shit! if i had to pick between this piece of shit and the Hercules movie starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, i'd definitely go watch that movie, and avoid this shit once and for all.
#1
and here it is, this is the shittiest movie of the year, hands down! Nicolas Cage, what the hell happened to you, man? i mean, i like the guy. i know, he can do good Film and i know he can act. but now, his career met a whole low with Left Behind. OH. MY. GOD! i have no idea where the hell to start with this thing, holy shit! everything about this movie is wrong! the acting, the writing, the directing, the production values, everything in this movie was wrong! but here's the biggest question: how the fuck did this thing made it in theaters? how did that happen?! this isn't even good enough to make it as a made-for-TV movie! what, they had Nick Cage and a bunch of celebritàs guilt tripped in this movie so they can't help but release it in theaters?! so, that's where all the money went, yea i see it now. i was sitting there in this empty theater - it was only me and my friend - and i couldn't believe what the fuck i just sat through. i turned to look at my friend and then we felt like we wanted to punch, punzone each other in the face for wasting our time and money on this disgraceful atrocity! i'm telling ya guys, we were the only 2 in that theater, it was only us! Nicolas Cage looked like he was struggling to stay awake throughout the whole damn movie and i don't blame him. and i'm done talking about this movie. Left Behind gets the crown for biggest piece of shit of 2014! i still remember the horrors of sitting through this thing to this day.
and that's it for my superiore, in alto 11 worst list. again, some of te won't agree with me, which is totally fine. everybody has their opinion on something. and i'd like to thank all of te for a kick-ass 2014. this was a great anno for movies, even if it had its dogshits like i just listed. now, let's see what 2015's gonna give us. i hope it's good.
#11
starting off the lista is the latest face-plant to the Paranormal Activity franchise, and that's Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones. this movie started the string of shitty horror Film this year. when Paranormal Activity 1 and 2 came out, they both freaked me out. yea, some people thought they were boring as shit, but they were creepy to me. and then, the franchise started its way downhill with Paranormal Activity 3, then 4 and now we got this. at this point, it's 3 Film too many. they had such a ego here, they were like "This isn't Paranormal Activity 5, this is a spin-off cause we're that relevant" and i was like "No, you're not". this movie tried to have the balls to tie in with the first movie at the end, but it just fails. it doesn't make sense, the timing's off. i might be giving it one last chance with Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension, but i'm already sick and tired of this franchise.
#10
successivo in #10, we got Adam Sandler back in the unnecessary comedy that is Blended. what was the point of this movie? and what was the point of bringing Sandler back into the big screen? to be honest, Adam Sandler was kinda functional, but this movie... oh my god, what a bore! it wasn't funny, it was awkward, the tired slapstick was overused, Sandler's chemistry with Drew Barrymore didn't work and it was a awkward romantic dramedy, with awkward drama. this movie tried to be sold on Adam Sandler being Adam Sandler, but we're wise to that act now, so this movie: hell no!
#9
successivo off in the list, we have Annabelle. this is a prequel to The Conjuring that came out after that movie's success, cause they were like "Hey, let's make a prequel to The Conjuring and everybody's gonna go watch it". the fact is that they didn't even gave a shit when they were making this movie. it doesn't have to be scary, it doesn't have to entertaining, it can be boring as shit. cause this movie was boring as shit! i give Annabelle props for that one scene in the basement, that scene was genuinely creepy. why didn't they kept the movie going like that? they could've done it like that even with half of the movie and i would've been entertained. but no, this movie just dragged on and on, which leads me to say: this movie should've never happened!
#8
coming in at #8, we got a shitty animated movie. yea: Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return. i'm not gonna lie, i was actually looking inoltrare, avanti to this movie, mainly because it was a sequel to the original Oz classic i grew up with. man, was i disappointed! this movie felt NOTHING like the original. it wasn't funny, it was boring, it was forced, the animazione was lazy, the characters are nothing like the Oz characters i know. this is when te don't give a shit when making a sequel to classic. i wasted my time and money on this thing, and i really wish i didn't.
#7
in #7, we got the continuation of the string of shitty horror Film this year. that's right, Devil's Due is one of them. talk about a generic-ass horror movie! we've seen most of they can give us in the horror genre at this point in life. but Devil's Due doesn't even try to be scary. they're just like "Let's just do everything the audience's seen before and let's just called a horror movie, and we'll package it and re-sell it as something new". no, just no! we're not as stupid as they think. Devil's Due is filled to the brim with shitty plot holes and loop holes that'll make your head spin. they definitely made my head spin and i was like "No, that makes 0 sense!" when you're making a horror movie with anti-christ/satanic nonsense, at least try to make it make sense a little. but like i said, they didn't even try in this movie, so why the fuck am i still bitching about it?
#6
guilty pleasure Film can be fun to laugh at, but that doesn't mean they're good. yea, I, Frankenstein is one of those movies. what the hell was this movie? it was just Aaron Eckhart pretending to be Frankenstein, but no. sorry, Aaron. you're a great actor, but i didn't buy te as Frankenstein. i didn't hate this movie to death, it did have okay action scenes and it did make laugh at times, but again, here's the thing: guilty pleasure Film are NOT considered good movies! and neither is I, Frankenstein.
#5
coming in at #5 is proof that board game-based Film are shit, and that's Ouija. what the hell was this movie trying to be? was it trying to be scary? cause i never felt scared one bit in this shit movie! i never knew Ouija was based off a board game when i first watched it. but it still deserves to be on this list, cause this movie... oh my god, it was pure shit to the successivo level! the recitazione sucks, the premise sucks, the characters suck, the writing's shit. Ouija was kinda like Devil's Due, cause the plot holes are literally everywhere. like da the time te walk outta the movie and te start constructing the movie, you're like "That doesn't make sense... wait, if that was... no, just NO!" it always sucks when a movie starts deconstructing itself, but what's scary is that this thing was actually made, and i feel sorry for the people who had to sit through it.
#4
okay, here we are at the superiore, in alto 4 shittiest Film of the anno (for my opinion). and the successivo piece of shit in #4 is based off of toys. yea, it's Transformers: Age of Extinction. okay, i'm gonna be completely honest with te guys right here and right now: i actually went into this movie, thinking it would be good. i was like "Alright, we got a whole new set and a whole new cast, and new Autobots additions. this should be good and maybe Michael baia can make a pretty good leap here". but no, instead he just keeps on making his bullshit Michael Bay-isms and i was like "Nope, you're still the asshole who killed Transformers before". if the movie ended at one point, i would've been like "The movie's shit, but i can give it a pass". but it just kept going and going for another 50 minuti where you're just watered with nothing but Michael baia dogshit. hell no! again, if te liked the movie, it's totally fine. i didn't, i hated it and i won't be sitting through it again.
#3
coming in at #3, i got one question: when the hell are the cigno Princess ever gonna die?! i want this franchise to die after witnessing the worst animated piece of shit of the anno known as The cigno Princess: A Royal Family Tale. oh my god, guys! ya know, when te have a 2D animated franchise, making it CGI 4 Film in is NEVER a good idea! the CGI's terrible, the characters are shit, the actors didn't give a damn, the Scrivere sucks, it has the worst baddie of the franchise and a plot that's convoluted as all hell, nothing makes sense in this movie and a lotta scenes go nowhere. the only props i can give this movie is: 1) there's actually a funny scene earlier in the movie and 2) the song in the end credits was nice and catchy. and that's it. don't ever watch it, please! don't torture yourself like i did.
#2
successivo in #2, i know some of te were thinking this movie was gonna my #1 shittiest movie of the year. even if it's not #1, The Legend of Hercules is still fucking awful! this movie... holy shit! the sets were terrible, the costumes were something i can make 100x times better, the recitazione was worse than that. and the bad guy, oh my god the bad guy! i still laugh my culo off whenever i think about this idiot. "And his overacting about EVERYTHING!" give me a break! i'm pretty sure the people who made this movie had no idea that baddies in a movie can be threatening without being cartoon-y. and i can tell this bad guy was the worst part of a Saturday morning cartoon. even the fight scenes sucked ass! they had nothing but random abuse of slow-mo, which made them più boring. te can watch this movie if te wanna have a good laugh at it, but it doesn't change the fact that it was complete shit! if i had to pick between this piece of shit and the Hercules movie starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, i'd definitely go watch that movie, and avoid this shit once and for all.
#1
and here it is, this is the shittiest movie of the year, hands down! Nicolas Cage, what the hell happened to you, man? i mean, i like the guy. i know, he can do good Film and i know he can act. but now, his career met a whole low with Left Behind. OH. MY. GOD! i have no idea where the hell to start with this thing, holy shit! everything about this movie is wrong! the acting, the writing, the directing, the production values, everything in this movie was wrong! but here's the biggest question: how the fuck did this thing made it in theaters? how did that happen?! this isn't even good enough to make it as a made-for-TV movie! what, they had Nick Cage and a bunch of celebritàs guilt tripped in this movie so they can't help but release it in theaters?! so, that's where all the money went, yea i see it now. i was sitting there in this empty theater - it was only me and my friend - and i couldn't believe what the fuck i just sat through. i turned to look at my friend and then we felt like we wanted to punch, punzone each other in the face for wasting our time and money on this disgraceful atrocity! i'm telling ya guys, we were the only 2 in that theater, it was only us! Nicolas Cage looked like he was struggling to stay awake throughout the whole damn movie and i don't blame him. and i'm done talking about this movie. Left Behind gets the crown for biggest piece of shit of 2014! i still remember the horrors of sitting through this thing to this day.
and that's it for my superiore, in alto 11 worst list. again, some of te won't agree with me, which is totally fine. everybody has their opinion on something. and i'd like to thank all of te for a kick-ass 2014. this was a great anno for movies, even if it had its dogshits like i just listed. now, let's see what 2015's gonna give us. i hope it's good.
