Biggerstaff Family Article: Best Urban Dictionary Definitions Part 2

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Best Urban Dictionary Definitions Part 2

posted by simpleplan

If I get reported becasue this shit will go down XD

Pig: a government-funded butt-picking fucktard addicted to donuts. Just about every cop you've ever met was the little chickenshit pussy with the smart mouth who got its culo (yeah, that's right; "ITS ass", not "his ass" o "her ass") kicked on a daily basis back in school. Don't be surprised if te recognized the pig who's giving te a rash of senseless shit for no good reason as Myron, the trailer park-dwelling, booger-eating mutant from high school who got fired from McDonalds for fucking the hamburger buns.

Hungry: The worst possible torture someone could go through, it means that one is not getting the nutrition one needs in order to survive.

Superman: Clark Kent without glasses.
person 1: "hey there's Clark taking off his glasses, but where did he go?"

person 2: "I don't know, but there's Superman!"

Bob: Battery Operated Boyfriend as in a vibrator
I had a talk with Bob last night.

Video games: The only thing that's fun to do anymore.
Real life sucks.

Myspace: An error-infested shithole of a website.
Sorry! an unexpected error has occurred.

This error has been forwarded to MySpace's technical group.

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simpleplan We both live in the same state xDXD

Fenrir Yeah I live under you guys XD You going to the pickle festival this year? lol

simpleplan No wonder me and you get along so well XD I should being my freind he loves to suck on pickles XDXD

Fenrir You have odd friends XD Is that some kind of college thing? lol

simpleplan I know. No clue XD

kris10853 .....I was gonna name my kid Bob DX LEAVE THE PICKLE FESTIVAL OUT OF THIS

simpleplan Well at less you know :P Never XD

kris10853 ....Ill still do it.......He shall be named Bob Blumpkin XD The real deal is the CUCUMBER festival XD

simpleplan I wonder if I could get my freind to suck a cucumber :P

kris10853 .....So wrong lol

simpleplan I know XD

Fenrir XDDDD Kris where are you going to find a guy with the last name blumpkin? lol

kris10853 ........Orlando can get a name change XD

Fenrir WHO CHANGES THEIR NAME TO BLUMPKIN? XDDD I doubt he loves you that much lol

kris10853 IM SURE YOU WOULD.... Actually, go change your name to blumpkin, get a girl pregnant, then give me the baby XD

_naiza Real life sucks indeed.

Fenrir You would take my baby kris? Lol You must be desperate XD

kris10853 .....If you just give him to me, I won't have to abduct him with nickleback playing XD

Fenrir Why would you want MY baby? XD

kris10853 BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA CHANGE YOUR LAST NAME TO BLUMPKIN BITCH. I WANT A BOB BLUMPKIN XD

Fenrir I'M NOT NAMING MY KID BOB XD And think of all the mental problems my kids would have lol

kris10853 FINE. NAME HIM....JIG XD So? At least they'd have amazing names lol

Fenrir Amazing names don't make up for special education classes lol Jig Blumpkin? That sounds like a a dirty porn star name XD

kris10853 Wait wait wait. Who's the mother? XD XD Better than Nip Blumpkin

PotterForever Jig Blumpkin. Niiiiiice XD

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Biggerstaff Family albero Updated August 1

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as long as we're saying things...

posted by lucius_malloy

-yes, this is kinda late-
so I just saw Best's article.
no offence to anyone, but like Boo said, I miss the times when it was only the original family tree, the one in the banner. that was back when we all knew each other from Reasons, and we were all really close -- all, cause there was only like 15 of us. even family albero point two was great -- the one in Best's article, I mean -- cause it had some newbies, and they were the ones we'd already gotten to know. then came the fight with bees and all that other, and before I knew it there was a million and a half of us, which was so never the point...