Biggerstaff Family Article: Best Urban Dictionary Definitions Part 2

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Best Urban Dictionary Definitions Part 2

posted by simpleplan

If I get reported becasue this shit will go down XD

Pig: a government-funded butt-picking fucktard addicted to donuts. Just about every cop you've ever met was the little chickenshit pussy with the smart mouth who got its culo (yeah, that's right; "ITS ass", not "his ass" o "her ass") kicked on a daily basis back in school. Don't be surprised if te recognized the pig who's giving te a rash of senseless shit for no good reason as Myron, the trailer park-dwelling, booger-eating mutant from high school who got fired from McDonalds for fucking the hamburger buns.

Hungry: The worst possible torture someone could go through, it means that one is not getting the nutrition one needs in order to survive.

Superman: Clark Kent without glasses.
person 1: "hey there's Clark taking off his glasses, but where did he go?"

person 2: "I don't know, but there's Superman!"

Bob: Battery Operated Boyfriend as in a vibrator
I had a talk with Bob last night.

Video games: The only thing that's fun to do anymore.
Real life sucks.

Myspace: An error-infested shithole of a website.
Sorry! an unexpected error has occurred.

This error has been forwarded to MySpace's technical group.

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simpleplan We both live in the same state xDXD

Fenrir Yeah I live under you guys XD You going to the pickle festival this year? lol

simpleplan No wonder me and you get along so well XD I should being my freind he loves to suck on pickles XDXD

Fenrir You have odd friends XD Is that some kind of college thing? lol

simpleplan I know. No clue XD

kris10853 .....I was gonna name my kid Bob DX LEAVE THE PICKLE FESTIVAL OUT OF THIS

simpleplan Well at less you know :P Never XD

kris10853 ....Ill still do it.......He shall be named Bob Blumpkin XD The real deal is the CUCUMBER festival XD

simpleplan I wonder if I could get my freind to suck a cucumber :P

kris10853 .....So wrong lol

simpleplan I know XD

Fenrir XDDDD Kris where are you going to find a guy with the last name blumpkin? lol

kris10853 ........Orlando can get a name change XD

Fenrir WHO CHANGES THEIR NAME TO BLUMPKIN? XDDD I doubt he loves you that much lol

kris10853 IM SURE YOU WOULD.... Actually, go change your name to blumpkin, get a girl pregnant, then give me the baby XD

_naiza Real life sucks indeed.

Fenrir You would take my baby kris? Lol You must be desperate XD

kris10853 .....If you just give him to me, I won't have to abduct him with nickleback playing XD

Fenrir Why would you want MY baby? XD

kris10853 BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA CHANGE YOUR LAST NAME TO BLUMPKIN BITCH. I WANT A BOB BLUMPKIN XD

Fenrir I'M NOT NAMING MY KID BOB XD And think of all the mental problems my kids would have lol

kris10853 FINE. NAME HIM....JIG XD So? At least they'd have amazing names lol

Fenrir Amazing names don't make up for special education classes lol Jig Blumpkin? That sounds like a a dirty porn star name XD

kris10853 Wait wait wait. Who's the mother? XD XD Better than Nip Blumpkin

PotterForever Jig Blumpkin. Niiiiiice XD

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superiore, in alto 5 Awesomest Dreams I've Ever Had

posted by GemonkDruid

Have te ever had a dream that was so lifelike, and so perfect that te never wanted it to end and felt disappointed and even maybe heartbroken when it ended? Well, I've had about 5 of these dreams.

5. The Buffy Comic dream
Date: about a anno ago
Cause: watching Buffy an ora beforehand

I was browsing around this store that looked kinda blank, suspiciously like the 2-dollar store close to where I live.

I was browsing the bottom shelf when suddenly I came across a stack of Buffy Season 8 comics at a discounted price. I was just about to pay... when I woke up.

4. The Paramore Store dream
Date: about...

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Current BOTM Best's Interview

posted by alexthedog

Best is the BOTM!!!

Alex:Go into as much detail as possible on the following questions:

Do te play an instrument?

Best:No, I don't play an instrument. Although in Grade 3 and 4 my school made us learn how to play the flute, but I don't play it anymore.

Alex:Do te have any pets(little brothers count =))?

Best:No pets as in animals, but I want a cucciolo o kitty. :) And I have two younger brothers; one is 7 years old and the other a few weeks.

Alex:Tell me your Harry Potter life story.

Best:Well it started years ago, one night at my grandmother’s house when I was bored. My cousins had left already, and I was asking...

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The Pros and Cons of being a Bassoonist

posted by GemonkDruid

I should probably post this on the fagotto spot... but whatever. :P

Pros:

- It's a beautiful instrument that should be treasured.

- Also, almost no one plays it, so they're in demand in orchestras and whatnot. HIPSTER INSTRUMENT FTW.

- It's a swear word in German and Finnish and also possibly Italian.

- Sucking on the reed gives me many fond memories of being a baby. ^_^

- If te put a guanto on superiore, in alto of the bell, and play a low B flat, the guanto will inflate. So freaking cool.

- te can poke/hit people with it accidentally-on-purpose.

- It gives te an excuse to be unladylike. In the sitting position,...