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suck me.

added by monLOVEbrucas

Source: mon

found a cat and it told me that it wanted twilight to suck it.

fan art

twilight

funny

anti

cat

This Critical Analysis of Twilight fan art contains messicano glabro and hairless messicano. There might also be chihuahua.

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Mrs-Grint Just.....No.

monLOVEbrucas I guess people have different opinions on what they think is funny or not.... and in australiaa, [i]suck me[/i], doesn't literally mean [i]suck me[/i] sooo dont get the wrong idea, cause i don't mean it in the literal sense =D

Mrs-Grint Oh okay.

Plenilunio "Twilight? Do not want"

bella01 i love twilight sorry

HerMelody This kinda freaked me out, lol...

topazEYEs91 yea this is a bit scarey

nessienjake this is gross and offensive... i personally like twilight and i find it...ermmm annoying that twihaters act worse than twihards. twilighters never did something to harrypotter's or any other spot.

monLOVEbrucas LOL i like twilight :/ so i dont know what ur problem is.

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Twilight imprinting

added by samjhart

A Twilight reader asks 'is imprinting necessary'? Pokes hole in the SMeyer logic.

video

twilight

critical analysis

Stephenie Meyer

Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between.

Jacob Black

renesme cullen

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Leroy and Lola: Book Club

added by Cinders

Source: Cinders, Corbis immagini

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twilight moms

added by roobiip

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So the Twilight fan came up and said.......

posted by KateKicksAss

I found this online. It's a real conversation a bookstore employee apparently had with a Twilight fan. It didn't happen to me. I found it funny, thought te guys might too.

(A customer in her late teens approaches me in the bookstore.)
Customer: “Hey, do te guys sell the Twilight books?”
Me: “Yes, they’re right over there.”
Customer: “Have te read them?”
Me: “Yes, I have.”
Customer: “Didn’t te just Amore them?!”
Me: “Well, actually, they aren’t really my type of book, so–”
Customer: *suddenly furious* “Are te f***ing serious?! These are the best libri ever written! I’m going to tell Edward to come and bite te and drink all your blood!”
Me: *backing away* “Have a nice day, ma’am…”