Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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posted by renrae
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Credit to _lina_ and cinders, because they did it first. più credit to link because that's where this is from. _lina_ used the same one.

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Number 1: Someone tells te o he admits that he has hit women in the past. He has talked about his killing sprees, he has killed another woman (Yes, she is a vampire. Who cares?) in front of her. Check!

Number 2: He refers to all women he has dated in the past with derogatory terms. He may also refer to his mother using such terms as well. Not sure about checking this one o not. He says she is the first one he dated, but then he talks of Tanya,...
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Created:~Alice~


Q: What to Edward and a Natale albero have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.



Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what te are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!



Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much te mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: te know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.



Q: How do te kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her libri and wait for two minutes.




Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward te suck!!!!
posted by renrae
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This is a short little rant, people.

I don't know about you, but one of my biggest pet peeves is when people spell my name wrong.

On Fanpop, I've gotten ranrea, renre, renray, ranraa, and many others. In real life, I've gotten Reagan, Regon, Regen, Reagen.... and people are always misspelling my last name (I'm not displaying that here.)

One thing I've noticed on fanpop (and many other fansites, as well) is that people often fail to spell Stephenie Meyer's name right. That's right: StephEnie, with an E right there. Not an 'a'. An 'e'.

Some people have completely butchered Meyer's name. Stephanie,...
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I don't like Twilight. I find the characters shallow; the plot boring and cliche; and the hidden messages frightening. But in the hands of another autore - someone who wouldn't let their religious upbringing, their misogynistic views, and their twisted romantic ideals colour the story - it could have been really fantastic.

First off, the grammar would have to be fixed. The purple prose minimised and the complessivamente, generale Scrivere polished up.

Next the characters would have to be made realistic, their actions have an effect on the plot, and their history an effect on them.

Take Rosalie, for example. If Rosalie's...
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Okay, i decided to write a critical analysis of a character from the twilight series. My first choice would have been to do one on Bella Swan, but there is already a whole spot dedicated to that, so i decided on my secondo choice: Edward Cullen. So I hauled out all my Twilight libri and combed through them, analyzing and taking notes. Please leave a commento on my critical analysis telling me what te think, what te agree on and what te disagree on. Please no nasty comments. Enjoy!
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Okay, number one...one of the reasons Twilight is so dramatic and sometimes just plain depressing is because...
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posted by nuxi
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{edited, added some stuff, just an informal consideration of a few of the arguments that support the accusation}

"Bella cigno is a sociopath."

It’s an extreme statement, to be sure. However, it’s not one to be dismissed offhand, without consideration towards its arguments.

First, here are a couple definitions of the term sociopath.
-Random House Dictionary:
a person, as a psychopathic personality, whose behavior is antisocial and who lacks a sense of moral responsibility o social conscience.
-American Heritage Dictionary of Cultural Literacy:
Someone whose social behavior is extremely abnormal....
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Please no Jacob hate. Thx:)
Everything and Nothing-Boom Circuits
Lyrics:
One più body left all alone[Jacob is left da Bella]
She's made another cuore her home[Bella choosing Edward]
Lost between the sea and the sky
An Angel learning how to fly[i think this is how Bella is learning to adjust to her new vampire-self o Jacob learning to cope with the situation]


She floats above our bodies asleep in their graves
Dancing in the moonlight glow[i feel like this is Bella once Jacob is dead. Shes like dancing because she is content with her life?]

(I can't have her, save me from her)[repeated throughout song....
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