Is it just me o is SM into brainwashing? She has systamatically taken over the world with her books. successivo she will be Americas first ever hem hem SPARKLY PRESIDENT (no offence Barrack te rock) and twi hardiness has been taken to a whole knew level people religions such as CULLENISM yes te guys heard me cul-llen-ism.
Here is the cullenism 10 'commandments'
1.thou shalt wear oro contact lenses-even to sleep!
2. thou shalt only drink cherryade o mirtillo rosso succo, succo di frutta (bassically its gotta be red)
3. thou shalt not take the lords name in vain (robert pattinson) cept when te are screaming it at his public appearances and in the middle of the night when te are asleep.
4.thou shalt only eat with forks (as in.. well te all know what it symbolises.. hopefully) even la minestra, zuppa good luck with that.
5.thou shalt be commited to a mental hospital
6. thou shalt be a spinster forever
7.thou shalt not go to letto without Leggere a chapter of one of our bibles
8.thou shalt be scary
9.thou shalt drink 8 galleons of water every giorno because of yuour drooling over robert pattinson
10.thou shalt baciare all of your twilight merchandise 300000000000000000001 times a day.
(5-10 are my own lolage)
I mean I used to be a twihard but not anymore as that is crosssing the line from sanity to insanity in a huge leap!
I mean soon there will be churches preaching the huge sack of dog vomit and they will sing hymns about how sexy and great the cullens are and they will have four bibles twilight,new moon, eclipse and Barfing dawn (sorry meant breaking dawn!)
te know the painted glass with pics of Gesù and god and all holy people that te get in churches well in the twi-church It will be the cullens and mebbe Jacob.
Iknow this sounds scary but it is true some twifans have Lost what little dignity and brain cells they had left in their bodies da soing Cullenism!
but since this is turning into a book I'll leave it at that.
If te agree with me Please say why in commenti and if te dont please say whay in comments
thank te
Here is the cullenism 10 'commandments'
1.thou shalt wear oro contact lenses-even to sleep!
2. thou shalt only drink cherryade o mirtillo rosso succo, succo di frutta (bassically its gotta be red)
3. thou shalt not take the lords name in vain (robert pattinson) cept when te are screaming it at his public appearances and in the middle of the night when te are asleep.
4.thou shalt only eat with forks (as in.. well te all know what it symbolises.. hopefully) even la minestra, zuppa good luck with that.
5.thou shalt be commited to a mental hospital
6. thou shalt be a spinster forever
7.thou shalt not go to letto without Leggere a chapter of one of our bibles
8.thou shalt be scary
9.thou shalt drink 8 galleons of water every giorno because of yuour drooling over robert pattinson
10.thou shalt baciare all of your twilight merchandise 300000000000000000001 times a day.
(5-10 are my own lolage)
I mean I used to be a twihard but not anymore as that is crosssing the line from sanity to insanity in a huge leap!
I mean soon there will be churches preaching the huge sack of dog vomit and they will sing hymns about how sexy and great the cullens are and they will have four bibles twilight,new moon, eclipse and Barfing dawn (sorry meant breaking dawn!)
te know the painted glass with pics of Gesù and god and all holy people that te get in churches well in the twi-church It will be the cullens and mebbe Jacob.
Iknow this sounds scary but it is true some twifans have Lost what little dignity and brain cells they had left in their bodies da soing Cullenism!
but since this is turning into a book I'll leave it at that.
If te agree with me Please say why in commenti and if te dont please say whay in comments
thank te
There are some core things about the mythical creatures I wish Meyer would have dato an actual explaination for:
Vampires
1. Turning into bats
She could have explained it as bats are attracted to vampires, but she choose not to adress it at all.
2. Sleeping in a coffin
How about that having something to do with them faking their own death o something?
3. Lack of Fangs
An evolution over time to adapt.
4. Sunlight
Related to the fact Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. are considered to be connected to the devil.
Werewolves
1. Full-Moon
They meet at the full-moon.
2. Their Anger Issues (yes, I know that some of the Lupi have this)
It could have been explained as a reaction to the moons phases.
3. Pack- Mind
Evolved trait o even a gift from the spirits.
Vampires
1. Turning into bats
She could have explained it as bats are attracted to vampires, but she choose not to adress it at all.
2. Sleeping in a coffin
How about that having something to do with them faking their own death o something?
3. Lack of Fangs
An evolution over time to adapt.
4. Sunlight
Related to the fact Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. are considered to be connected to the devil.
Werewolves
1. Full-Moon
They meet at the full-moon.
2. Their Anger Issues (yes, I know that some of the Lupi have this)
It could have been explained as a reaction to the moons phases.
3. Pack- Mind
Evolved trait o even a gift from the spirits.
Jacob: Let me call Bella.*dials Bella's number*
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!
The successivo day.
Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!
The giorno after that:
Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen o my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
*beep*
Jacob: NOOOOOO!
*beep*
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!
[Check the TS spot to see who made it, its me. So don't kill me about 'You ha rubato, stola this!'].
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!
The successivo day.
Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!
The giorno after that:
Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen o my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
*beep*
Jacob: NOOOOOO!
*beep*
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!
[Check the TS spot to see who made it, its me. So don't kill me about 'You ha rubato, stola this!'].
Created:~Alice~
Q: What to Edward and a Natale albero have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.
Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what te are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!
Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much te mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: te know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.
Q: How do te kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her libri and wait for two minutes.
Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward te suck!!!!
Q: What to Edward and a Natale albero have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.
Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what te are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!
Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much te mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: te know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.
Q: How do te kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her libri and wait for two minutes.
Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward te suck!!!!