Real Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. DON'T Sparkle!

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Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between.

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tellymaster Aww, that poor vampire. That reminds me of this adorable little boy who came to our door on Halloween. He was dressed like a vampire! It was so cute! He tried to scare me when I answered the door. =D

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Sparkling Vampires?

added by McDreamyluva

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Alex reads Twilight

posted by HecateA

On this beautiful spot of fanpop, there's a video link to "Charlie reads Twilight". Originally its "Alex read Twilight". Anyways, I checked it out.
It's this guy, he's about 20 years old I'd say, and he bought himself a copy of Twilight. He reads this on camera, making his comments, one chapter per video. And he's absolutely HILARIOUS! He points out things like odd phrases ("the sun was at the wrong place in the sky") and grammar faults. He sees little things te might not have found yourself.
The video do contain a bit of swearing but other then that, they are mostly all right.

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How I became an Anti: MCRTS

posted by MCRTS

There are tons of anti stories out there, and mine is probably no different than yours. (If you, are, of course, an Anti.) However, it all started out the very giorno I picked up the book Twilight...

I heard many commenti about Twilight, how wonderful the series was, and how wonderful Edward and Bella's Amore was. As usual, I resisted. But my friends, who were all Twilight fans, kept insisting that I read the most amazing book in the history of books. So I'm like, "Hey! I missed out on Harry Potter-(I only read Harry Potter when I was nine, when I could have read it when I was seven, all because...

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An open letter from Edward to antis

posted by Asvini

The following is a letter from Edward to our CAT members who dislike him. o a joke quickly written da me because it's been ages since I postato here. Either way, it's not meant to offend pros o antis.

Dear antis,
So, I hear te hate me. Ouch. Being the emo....uh, I mean the sensitive flower...no, wait, the in-touch-with-his-emotions-in-a-not-girly-way, hey-shut-up! guy I am, my initial reaction was to kill myself. That's right, in one of my trademark, straight inoltrare, avanti suicide plans I was going to cover myself in honey, mail a note to the volturi threatening to poke them in the eye if they didn't...

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Don't Watch the Film First

posted by Mephadowfangirl

Well, I'm a Twilight fan, but I like to be critical of the series anyways. But recently, I discovered that a lot of the Twi-hater fanbase (or hatebase?) has been consisted of mostly people who have only seen the movies, and I instantly saw how there were so many Twi-haters.

Let me just start off da saying that the movie sucks a**, and I'm being NICE! The recitazione is terrible, they cut out about half the book and completely interpreted the book in all the wrong ways, the script sounded like it had been written da a five anno old, and the actors portrayed the characters so poorly, I almost became...

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The Results of the Story Time Game...

posted by renrae

If te have ever doubted the insanity of the C.A.T. Kittens, this will cease your doubts. I think it got long enough to be put into articolo forum thread. This makes absolutely no sense, does have swearwords, includes lots exremely odd things, and is kind of innapropriate. You've been warned.

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One giorno Bella fell over while being chased da Steve the Spider, while Edward and Jacob were kissing. Pausing every once in a while to get a dazzling breath when Alice walked in on them and detto - "Edward, what are te doing? te know Bella is over there. Wait...you're GAY?"

"Yes, but don't tell Bella...

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IS SM into brain-washing?

posted by kayleebabee

Is it just me o is SM into brainwashing? She has systamatically taken over the world with her books. successivo she will be Americas first ever hem hem SPARKLY PRESIDENT (no offence Barrack te rock) and twi hardiness has been taken to a whole knew level people religions such as CULLENISM yes te guys heard me cul-llen-ism.
Here is the cullenism 10 'commandments'

1.thou shalt wear oro contact lenses-even to sleep!
2. thou shalt only drink cherryade o mirtillo rosso succo, succo di frutta (bassically its gotta be red)
3. thou shalt not take the lords name in vain (robert pattinson) cept when te are screaming it at his...

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What were Edward's Reasons for Leaving Bella in New Moon?

posted by mandapanda

I postato this a couple other spots, but I would really like to know anti-twilight/neutral fan opinions. I sort of ranted on the subject, but I think my intent is pretty clear. I'd Amore to read commenti if te have any, o te can just skip this articolo :)

This is sort of an informal rant/observation.

We all know that New Moon is about tragedy and the loss of Amore and the aftermath. Edward left Bella. But why did he leave her?

Since New Moon is being adapted into a feature length film, I've been seeing alot of domande and accusations reguarding Edward's absense.

Examples:
- Jacob's better...

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Twilight in Short. How many trees could SM have saved?

posted by huddysmacked

Hey ya kittens! I was wondering in how many words could I write Twilight giving the same character development as Meyer and saying obviously the main plot so don’t bash…I had a lot of fun doing it XDD It’s not to offend anyone but think about it trees could have been saved if Meyer had stuck with this version.

So on with reading

Hi! My name is Bella Swan, I’m moving to Forks because I want to leave my mom with his new boyfriend live happily ever after although I hate where my father leaves. Forks it’s a rainy state and so I’m in an airplane to go to it.

When I arrive there’s my...

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Watch The Claws, Kittens!

posted by Dearheart

Hello, gattini and newcomers to the CAT! Don’t worry, none of te are in trouble o anything; I just feel that things have gotten a teensy bit out of hand, so I’m Scrivere this as a reminder to all of te before it gets worse.

Newcomers, if te haven’t already, link It’s very important that people follow them so that we can keep this spot from turning ugly.

For those of te who’ve already read them, let’s review Rule 5:

Make sure the material te invia stays true to the spirit of this spot. Whether it’s a soapbox, image, video, etc...please make sure it doesn’t have excessive language,...

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Rules and Guidelines (Updated!)

posted by Dearheart

1) Bring a good sense of humor. Don’t ever take things personally, and try not to be too sensitive. Otherwise you’ll be miserable. Just let loose, have fun, and be willing to laugh.

2) If someone offends you, don’t blow up. Respond in a polite, mature way, point out what offended te and why te find it offensive. If it’s something serious o happens to be one of the things forbidden in Rule 5, chances are people will back te up and the problem will work out. If it isn’t, reread Rule 1.

3) Twi-hards, this isn’t a place to drool over Edward o gush about how amazing the Twilight...

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Lauren: A Mini-Rant

posted by renrae

Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren. She's the blond girl in twilight. The one tricked da a modeling scam, the one that hates Bella. We first meet Lauren in the cafeteria, I believe. Almost all Twilight fan do not like her. I mean no disrespect to the ones on this spot o any others, but I do not think she has a reason to be hated. Reasons people give for hating Lauren are similar to the reasons for hating Jessica. "She's rude", "She's mean to bella and stupid", even "she's blond." That last one made no sense to me. The reason Lauren "hates" Bella is because her crush, Tyler, is infatuated with...

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My view;

posted by AliceHaleCullen

I'm so glad to have found a spot that isn't full of people gushing over how hot Robert Pattinson is. Since the movie came out, the original idea of the series has deteriorated.

I used to feel proud to call myself a 'Twilight' fan. I first read it in 2005, and to be quite honest I loved how nobody had read it, it seemed really special. So called 'Fans' who now go around using the word 'Twilighter' just because they have seen the film have ruined it for everyone else.

Fair enough, it's nobodies fault it has been made into an overated hyped movie, but if they really understood what it meant before...

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The Success Of Twilight Versus The Failure of The Subtle coltello

posted by Cinders

Despite whatever impressions te may have garnered from the titolo of this article, this is not about glorifying Twilight over His Dark Materials. It's about scolding the movie industry for giving New moon the green light while simultaneously giving The Subtle Knife the red light.

I know that Hollywood is a business, just as book selling is a buisness, above all else. The only time films are made for the sake of making films anymore is if they're independent. I admit that the occasional brilliantly artistic film makes it into the mainstream, and when it does, it's often recognized and lauded....

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The 6 stupidest things I wondered when Leggere Twilight

posted by Asvini

I've talked about some of the things that crossed my mind when Leggere Twilight in the past. Thoughts such as "when is Bella going to freak out about the Edward watching her sleep thing?" "Did that say sparkling? I've re-read that passage like, four times and it still seems to say sparkling" "Does Stephanie Meyer think deer is a vegetable? no, really does she? Does she think te can call yourself a vegetarian if te don't eat things like people o those monkeys who know sign language?"
But those are valid thoughts that many people Leggere the libri also thought (well, maybe not specifically...

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A short summary of Twilight IMHO.

posted by RobynPotter

{i did not write this myself, but i found it ridiculously funny and thought it needed to be postato here}

Book 1. Twilight:
Edward: Hey.
Bella: OMG, I'm so silly. And horny.
Edward: Yes. I'm dangerous. I sparkle.
Bella: OMG you're a vampire!
Edward: Yes. Let's go play baseball.
James: I like your girl, Edward. Gotta eat her.
Edward: Roar.
James: Omnomnom Bella.
Bella: OMG I'm screaming in agony! Yes, I will be a vampire!
Edward: I'm gonna kill you, James! I'm gonna suck Bella as well.
Jacob: Oh, hi there!
Book 2. New Moon:
Edward: Oops, gotta go.
Bella: OMG don't leave me! OMG I'm so depressed and dying in...

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Twilight brings out the inner stupid in me & I actually ♥ it. I think.

posted by rachaelwsz

There are 5 things te need to know-

This articolo is basically:
1. My story on how I got sucked into the Twilight Universe.
2. My life story on how Twilight has changed me. A lot.
3. A rant on why I like and hate about the series.
4. A confession on why I can't seem to get over with hating and loving it.
5. An opinion about how my life could have been without Twilight.

WARNING: Overall, this articolo is about... why I think Twilight isn't that 'bad' after all. It's going to be lengthy. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

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This had me wondering for a while and to...

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Twilight Jokes

posted by nessienjake

Created:~Alice~

Q: What to Edward and a Natale albero have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.

Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what te are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!

Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much te mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: te know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.

Q: How do te kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her libri and wait for two minutes.

Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward te suck!!!!

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Curing Involuntarily Twilight association

posted by Asvini

Whether te hate Twilight so much it fills te with a burning rage so powerful it's full extent can only be expressed through the medium of interpretive dance, o Amore it so much te plan to sail out to international waters to avoid those pesky laws that prevent te from marrying a book, o perhaps even exist in the non crazy middleground between the two, overexposure can be a pain. Especially when it gets to the level where suddenly everything becomes linked to Twilight. te hear the name 'Edward', te think 'Cullen', the word 'sparkles' te think 'vampire', the words 'howler monkey' te think...

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What Twilight Has Brought Onto The World

posted by OneFoggyNight

Yes, it's true, everyone! Twilight has changed our world in several ways!!

No longer are streets near movie theaters and bookstores safe! I haven't seen even one free from screaming fangirls (and yes, screaming fanboys) when the new Film come out and even after it's all been done for about a mese o so. Yeah, there are still girls running around in "I <3 guys that sparkle" t-shirts carring on about how great the twilight movie was at the movie theater in my town.

The world now has fewer trees than ever before, just because there where over millions of pieces of paper used for the twilight...