The Supernatural on the Supernatural

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Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between.

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tomfeltonfan44 Twilight sucks 4ever!

tomfeltonfan44 I watched this three times love the guy's comment in between: turn it off

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The Results of the Story Time Game...

posted by renrae

If te have ever doubted the insanity of the C.A.T. Kittens, this will cease your doubts. I think it got long enough to be put into articolo forum thread. This makes absolutely no sense, does have swearwords, includes lots exremely odd things, and is kind of innapropriate. You've been warned.

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One giorno Bella fell over while being chased da Steve the Spider, while Edward and Jacob were kissing. Pausing every once in a while to get a dazzling breath when Alice walked in on them and detto - "Edward, what are te doing? te know Bella is over there. Wait...you're GAY?"

"Yes, but don't tell Bella...

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IS SM into brain-washing?

posted by kayleebabee

Is it just me o is SM into brainwashing? She has systamatically taken over the world with her books. successivo she will be Americas first ever hem hem SPARKLY PRESIDENT (no offence Barrack te rock) and twi hardiness has been taken to a whole knew level people religions such as CULLENISM yes te guys heard me cul-llen-ism.
Here is the cullenism 10 'commandments'

1.thou shalt wear oro contact lenses-even to sleep!
2. thou shalt only drink cherryade o mirtillo rosso succo, succo di frutta (bassically its gotta be red)
3. thou shalt not take the lords name in vain (robert pattinson) cept when te are screaming it at his...

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What were Edward's Reasons for Leaving Bella in New Moon?

posted by mandapanda

I postato this a couple other spots, but I would really like to know anti-twilight/neutral fan opinions. I sort of ranted on the subject, but I think my intent is pretty clear. I'd Amore to read commenti if te have any, o te can just skip this articolo :)

This is sort of an informal rant/observation.

We all know that New Moon is about tragedy and the loss of Amore and the aftermath. Edward left Bella. But why did he leave her?

Since New Moon is being adapted into a feature length film, I've been seeing alot of domande and accusations reguarding Edward's absense.

Examples:
- Jacob's better...

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Twilight in Short. How many trees could SM have saved?

posted by huddysmacked

Hey ya kittens! I was wondering in how many words could I write Twilight giving the same character development as Meyer and saying obviously the main plot so don’t bash…I had a lot of fun doing it XDD It’s not to offend anyone but think about it trees could have been saved if Meyer had stuck with this version.

So on with reading

Hi! My name is Bella Swan, I’m moving to Forks because I want to leave my mom with his new boyfriend live happily ever after although I hate where my father leaves. Forks it’s a rainy state and so I’m in an airplane to go to it.

When I arrive there’s my...

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Watch The Claws, Kittens!

posted by Dearheart

Hello, gattini and newcomers to the CAT! Don’t worry, none of te are in trouble o anything; I just feel that things have gotten a teensy bit out of hand, so I’m Scrivere this as a reminder to all of te before it gets worse.

Newcomers, if te haven’t already, link It’s very important that people follow them so that we can keep this spot from turning ugly.

For those of te who’ve already read them, let’s review Rule 5:

Make sure the material te invia stays true to the spirit of this spot. Whether it’s a soapbox, image, video, etc...please make sure it doesn’t have excessive language,...

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Rules and Guidelines (Updated!)

posted by Dearheart

1) Bring a good sense of humor. Don’t ever take things personally, and try not to be too sensitive. Otherwise you’ll be miserable. Just let loose, have fun, and be willing to laugh.

2) If someone offends you, don’t blow up. Respond in a polite, mature way, point out what offended te and why te find it offensive. If it’s something serious o happens to be one of the things forbidden in Rule 5, chances are people will back te up and the problem will work out. If it isn’t, reread Rule 1.

3) Twi-hards, this isn’t a place to drool over Edward o gush about how amazing the Twilight...

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Lauren: A Mini-Rant

posted by renrae

Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren. She's the blond girl in twilight. The one tricked da a modeling scam, the one that hates Bella. We first meet Lauren in the cafeteria, I believe. Almost all Twilight fan do not like her. I mean no disrespect to the ones on this spot o any others, but I do not think she has a reason to be hated. Reasons people give for hating Lauren are similar to the reasons for hating Jessica. "She's rude", "She's mean to bella and stupid", even "she's blond." That last one made no sense to me. The reason Lauren "hates" Bella is because her crush, Tyler, is infatuated with...

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My view;

posted by AliceHaleCullen

I'm so glad to have found a spot that isn't full of people gushing over how hot Robert Pattinson is. Since the movie came out, the original idea of the series has deteriorated.

I used to feel proud to call myself a 'Twilight' fan. I first read it in 2005, and to be quite honest I loved how nobody had read it, it seemed really special. So called 'Fans' who now go around using the word 'Twilighter' just because they have seen the film have ruined it for everyone else.

Fair enough, it's nobodies fault it has been made into an overated hyped movie, but if they really understood what it meant before...

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The Success Of Twilight Versus The Failure of The Subtle coltello

posted by Cinders

Despite whatever impressions te may have garnered from the titolo of this article, this is not about glorifying Twilight over His Dark Materials. It's about scolding the movie industry for giving New moon the green light while simultaneously giving The Subtle Knife the red light.

I know that Hollywood is a business, just as book selling is a buisness, above all else. The only time films are made for the sake of making films anymore is if they're independent. I admit that the occasional brilliantly artistic film makes it into the mainstream, and when it does, it's often recognized and lauded....

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The 6 stupidest things I wondered when Leggere Twilight

posted by Asvini

I've talked about some of the things that crossed my mind when Leggere Twilight in the past. Thoughts such as "when is Bella going to freak out about the Edward watching her sleep thing?" "Did that say sparkling? I've re-read that passage like, four times and it still seems to say sparkling" "Does Stephanie Meyer think deer is a vegetable? no, really does she? Does she think te can call yourself a vegetarian if te don't eat things like people o those monkeys who know sign language?"
But those are valid thoughts that many people Leggere the libri also thought (well, maybe not specifically...

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O Tempora o mores

posted by Aquilia

O Tempora o Mores
Oh the times, oh the customs

This articolo is an appeal to all Twilight fan out there, I invite te all to think over your good and bad actions here on fanpop and contemplate them.

I have seen and compared examples of the appearances of the fandoms Harry Potter and respectively Twilight when criticism appear in each other’s sites on fanpop and I am astounded da the comparatively aggressive tone the Twilight fan carried when they respond to the detto criticism.

Compare the responses of: link

And: link ;

Notes are to be made that both internet addresses were found da searching...

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Heres the REAL reason why Jacob never answered Bella's calls.

posted by zanesaaomgfan

Jacob: Let me call Bella.*dials Bella's number*
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The successivo day.

Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The giorno after that:

Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen o my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
*beep*
Jacob: NOOOOOO!
*beep*
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!

[Check the TS spot to see who made it, its me. So don't kill me about 'You ha rubato, stola this!'].

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A short summary of Twilight IMHO.

posted by RobynPotter

{i did not write this myself, but i found it ridiculously funny and thought it needed to be postato here}

Book 1. Twilight:
Edward: Hey.
Bella: OMG, I'm so silly. And horny.
Edward: Yes. I'm dangerous. I sparkle.
Bella: OMG you're a vampire!
Edward: Yes. Let's go play baseball.
James: I like your girl, Edward. Gotta eat her.
Edward: Roar.
James: Omnomnom Bella.
Bella: OMG I'm screaming in agony! Yes, I will be a vampire!
Edward: I'm gonna kill you, James! I'm gonna suck Bella as well.
Jacob: Oh, hi there!
Book 2. New Moon:
Edward: Oops, gotta go.
Bella: OMG don't leave me! OMG I'm so depressed and dying in...

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Twilight brings out the inner stupid in me & I actually ♥ it. I think.

posted by rachaelwsz

There are 5 things te need to know-

This articolo is basically:
1. My story on how I got sucked into the Twilight Universe.
2. My life story on how Twilight has changed me. A lot.
3. A rant on why I like and hate about the series.
4. A confession on why I can't seem to get over with hating and loving it.
5. An opinion about how my life could have been without Twilight.

WARNING: Overall, this articolo is about... why I think Twilight isn't that 'bad' after all. It's going to be lengthy. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

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This had me wondering for a while and to...

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"Twilight Sucks!" - Witty? I think not.

posted by Cinders

I dislike the books, but after seeing image after image labeled "Twilight sucks", as well as commento after commento with the words, I'm beginning to see why we can be accused of being "haters."

"Sucks" is not a swear word. To say something sucks is not going to send te to hell. But it is derogatory, and immature, and does not lead to any real discussion. Well, unless some mature Twilighter comes along and say, "I see that te think Twlight sucks. Why?" That might spark discussion. But the twilighter has the upperground in that debate, considering the anti has already shown her immaturity by...

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Twilight Jokes

posted by nessienjake

Created:~Alice~

Q: What to Edward and a Natale albero have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.

Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what te are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!

Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much te mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: te know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.

Q: How do te kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her libri and wait for two minutes.

Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward te suck!!!!

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Curing Involuntarily Twilight association

posted by Asvini

Whether te hate Twilight so much it fills te with a burning rage so powerful it's full extent can only be expressed through the medium of interpretive dance, o Amore it so much te plan to sail out to international waters to avoid those pesky laws that prevent te from marrying a book, o perhaps even exist in the non crazy middleground between the two, overexposure can be a pain. Especially when it gets to the level where suddenly everything becomes linked to Twilight. te hear the name 'Edward', te think 'Cullen', the word 'sparkles' te think 'vampire', the words 'howler monkey' te think...

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What Twilight Has Brought Onto The World

posted by OneFoggyNight

Yes, it's true, everyone! Twilight has changed our world in several ways!!

No longer are streets near movie theaters and bookstores safe! I haven't seen even one free from screaming fangirls (and yes, screaming fanboys) when the new Film come out and even after it's all been done for about a mese o so. Yeah, there are still girls running around in "I <3 guys that sparkle" t-shirts carring on about how great the twilight movie was at the movie theater in my town.

The world now has fewer trees than ever before, just because there where over millions of pieces of paper used for the twilight...

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My C.A.T Family (what boredom can do to you)

posted by Myf_1992

As the titolo suggests out of boredom I made a family out of the kittehs here who I talk to most, giving kittehs roles within the family from how I view them.

God:
The God of the family is Bastet, She is mighty and furry, and I give Her daily offerings of cream, catnip and balls of yarn. All hail Her Glorious Fluffiness.

MomCat:
Everyone knows who MomCat is(if te don't its DearHeart), she's loving and kind and nurturing. She keeps us in line and makes sure RenCat(renrae) hasn't had too many blue Smarties.

GodCats (AuntieCats and GodMotherCats didn't sound right):
These two I view as funny and kind...

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imterveiw with a twihard

posted by kayleebabee

this is a study i have conducted to ask what is the big deal weith twilight and edward cullen I asked my littlesister tasha what she thought of the global phenomenon that has all the worlds women gripped in an edward cullen orgasm.

Me: why do te think Edward Cullen is *shudders violently* hot?
Tasha: (I have made her risposte sound like she has n intellectual brain cell through hours of trranslating twilight gibberish) I think it is mostly because he is unnatainable and perfect.
(what she actually detto was: squeeeeeeee edward cullen i want him but cant have him because that cagna bella is his...