1. te have a Bowie song set as your iphone ringtone.
2. te have him as your lock screen and home screen.
3. te go to Google, click immagini and type "Bowieporn" in the cerca box.
4. te imagine "the one" in your head constantly and he looks like an exact replica of David Bowie.
5. te really hate Morrissey and/or Elton John.
6. te can smell a poser a mile away...
7. Almost all the songs te know how to play on the chitarra are Bowie songs.
8. te dub January 8 as Bowie Appreciation Day.
9. te ship Dick Bagger.
10. watching the steamy Amore scene in The Fault in Our Stars with your friend te make...
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