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 ....Well this is awkward
....Well this is awkward
Get ready for the stupidest story ever......*If I were you, I'd leave now*

The two good faries had already dato Aurora her gifts of Beauty and Song, but Merryweather still had hers to give. Merryweather was just about to give her gift, but then, out of no where, the evil and diabolical....wait where is she? "Cut. Where's Maleficent? We can't do this film without her, she is the only interesting character in this story *not my view, not my view, not my view*. Okay, change in plans, Merryweather give your gift now, andddd action." Merryweather then sprinkled her magic and detto her words that kept everyone on the edge of their seats. "Well, I give Aurora the power to....be strong and invincible!" And with that everyone began to clap and celebrate as Aurora stayed bunched up in her blankets. minuti later, Aurora's mother decided to check on her beauty baby gir-wait why was there a rock in Aurora's carriage? Aurora's mother began to panic, but soon the rock began to sing and it was the most beautiful thing she had ever heard. Then Queen Leah took a secondo look at that rock, it sure was beautiful, the most beautiful rock she had ever seen. The rock had all the right moves in all the right places and curves that would make the boys faint. Surely this rock wasn't her daughter, but then she remember Merryweather wished for her to be strong and invincible, two characteristics of rocks.... Queen Leah knew this rock was her daughter, and she decided she would raise it into a beautiful young boulder.

15 Years Later
"Mom can I go take a walk?" Aurora asked her mother. "Well, I guess...but be careful! Last time someone almost threw te in a pond." Aurora rolled outside and began to sing her song that she had sang so many times before, "I wonder, I wonder, if I keep on rolling I'll roll into a human's body," but this time was different, this time, as she rolled down the collina at an uncontrollable speed she began to transform into a human. "Oh this is wonderful!" She got up and looked at her reflection in the water and was appalled! Her neck was .5 inches too long. With that she decided she was too ugly and decided to drown herself in the pool. The end! *Don't worry, she ended up becoming a mermaid, only to be killed 5 days later da Ariel because Ariel was jealous of Aurora's pointy chin which could easily slice pesce to eat*
 But rocks are so last century!
But rocks are so last century!
posted by jacksfrost
 tbh same anna prince hans is one dream pezzo, hunk
tbh same anna prince hans is one dream hunk
For my first article, I decided to start with a light, fluffy topic! Kidding, of course, but I think this is a rather crucial topic that needs to be discussed. Something to keep in mind before Leggere this article, I'm a fan of Frozen, I'm a fan of the Disney Princesses, and I'm without a doubt a fan of Disney! te can be a fan of something and still criticize it (Spoiler alert for the article? Ah well..) Anyway, onto the article!

First things first let's discuss the racial makeup of Frozen's setting. Oh WAIT, we can't because Frozen takes place in a fictional land! That's something that seems...
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 Why don't they sell princess dresses like these? I'd buy the heck out of these!
Why don't they sell princess dresses like these? I'd buy the heck out of these!
Since it's Veteran's Day, I thought I'd use some rare time off to write an article. The only articolo idea I could think of that wouldn't take all giorno to research and explore would be a lista of princess "peasant" dresses rated in order from the ones I like least to the one I'm seriously considering commissioning my Ren Faire Friends to sew for me.

Most people seem to Amore the princesses' fancy, sparkly, poofy ballgowns, o their iconic princess dresses. I personally was never a fan. I'm a real stickler for comfort and practicality. Ballgowns tend to be made with a material I find uncomfortable...
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 Obviously, Shan yu deserves the number one spot
Obviously, Shan yu deserves the number one spot
I'm slightly obsessed with eyes. I Amore drawing them, I Amore looking at them, and when I look at the beauty of a person, princess o not, the eyes play a big part in their attractiveness. So I decided to make an articolo about my preferito Disney Princess eyes. Honestly, they all have gorgeous eyes, so this will be difficult. But, I shall try my hardest. Oh yeah, Anna and Elsa are included.


13. Cinderella
Her eyes are a really pretty color. They are an amazing shade of blue, and... well, that's about all I like about them. The shape of them is really weird, and in a lot of shots, they are just...
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