This is inspired da this hilarious twitter I found, @celebsinhs.

Examples of their tweets:



This is my collab with my friend Olivia, te might know her as _CatWoman_. She helped me a lot with this and gave some hilarious ideas.


















Alright, let's get on with my take of them! Try to guess which DP it is as I give hints of their qualities. Don't scroll too far too fast!


-nice enough to eat the gross sloppy joe in the cafeteria
-casually catches bugs and take them outside when they scare everyone else in class
-looks like the grudge in the winter
-dated a sophomore when she was like 10, is still dating detto person
-thinks she's a slytherin because she can tolerate emo, punk, and goth kids
-a pigeon shat on her once and she responded da passive-aggressively Canto to it about how the bird should say sorry
-gets shook when people don't wash their hands in the school bathroom

Snow White

-hates gender norms, is passionately against guys being made fun of for wearing pink
-became a really chill hippie
-so she's spiritual too and meditates at like 7 AM
-tried to pierce herself in her embarrassing cheerleader days hazing with an mela, apple and a needle but fainted afterwards. Nobody knows if she fainted from striking the needle in earlobe o da biting the school caf's nasty apple
-can't choose between cool and warm tones during art class

Aurora

-is scared of chopsticks because they're like reincarnated trees to her but in peasant form
-almost Lost her soul in a weird dream, told whole class about it but forgot that it was in Mr. Frollo's class and now he thinks she's a demon
-sells weird knickknacks like pokemon cards, caramelle and troll bambole in the student black market thinking she's a rebel
-always has an extra pad for a sista, but encourages tampons
-spirit animal is a koi pesce because she realized humans lay eggs like pesce and that somehow blew her adorable mind
-thinks cooking utensils have the perfect aesthetic
-received cutlery from a secret santa, was never happier
-gets offended when te assume her hair's dirty because she brushes it with a fork

Ariel

-thinks she's più fresco, dispositivo di raffreddamento than Beyonce
-used to copy Kim K's contouring because she was self conscious about her nose
-wears designer PJs to school but the craziest, heaviest bling te can think up
-knows a janitor that can spit fire
-no, literally eat and spit fire, not just in bathroom rap battles
-is the kind of chick that begs for Friends to share snacks but always wears Louis Vuitton

Jasmine

-is that overachiever that joined every club in the school
-because of that, she's in the muslims association club but she's not even muslim it's cool tho
-super cheerful and positive, but so cute that even the edgiest kids couldn't help but smile at her
-jack of all trades so she steals time during talent shows with her magicians act
-has the school bad boy as her flirty assistant
-skipped astrologia club to see the supermoon

Rapunzel

- seems ice cold but is just introverted
-surprised everyone when she slayed with her style during prom
-says sassy things, gets annoyed with they become a trend/meme in the school
-gets really stressed before tests and highlights whole paragraphs
-feels like a huge wight if lifted off of her shoulders and defends her freedom when she refuses to do her homework

Elsa

-gives it her all in relationships
-bf ended up separating with her when he studied overseas anyways
-Doesn't GAF, biggest daredevil and takes her bucket lista seriously
-went to the gym everyday for a straight 5 months to beat Gaston at a hand-wrestling match
-the school girl crush
-got a rude history teacher expelled for spreading misinformation/rude allegations about native americans

Pocahontas

-she's wicked smaht
-but invalidate her intelligence just because she's asian and she'll kick your ass
-invalidate her intelligence for just being a woman and she'll still kick your ass
-thought she was slick da joining the calcio team through a fake ID and mens uniform but coach noticed something was off the time she winced being hit at the chest area but not crotch area

Mulan

-looks like a nerd, is actually a hipster
-makes the weirdest derp faces to be quirky but is still gorgeous
-kid that seems smart because they read libri but thought pots could actually talk from that "I'm a teapot" nursery rhyme until she was 13. THIRTEEN
-didn't judge te when te pronounced acquiescence incorrectly
-has a thing for hairy guys
-was at the biblioteca so often te thought she was the librarian

Belle

-goes full on Gordon Ramsey when her home ec partner put exactly less than 267 TINY GRAINS of sugar in a single doughnut they made
-from then on she always partnered up with Ariel because cooking utensils
-is that random nerd that's Friends with the stoners but never goes to parties o blazes it because they have homework and don't care for that life
-school legend that makes thanksgiving turkey and tofu for the caf and now it's tradition
-kidnapped the frogs from some creepy bio teacher in her freshman anno and released them into the cheerleader's locker rooms. The cheerleaders sang too loudly in their harmonizing with the ribbits, and because of that, Walt Disney High banned dissecting frogs

Tiana

-too vintage to twerk but always cheers on Kuzco and Gaston when they do
-was an awkward freshman but blossomed during her junior years and looks amazing now
-binge-watches Nicholas Sparks Film during lunch in the biblioteca because they're so bad they're hilarious
-is the Queen of the school
-but washes dishes with the lunchladies
-wore chokers while they were still out of fashion to the spring dance

Cinderella

-has no filter, asked the most blunt domande during sex ed
-is that one good Samaritan that's not afraid to speak up to bullies
-hair messier than Rapunzel's yet still cleaner
-wore a camicia that detto anarchy to homecoming
-made the best speech as a valedictorian
-went out with the most unpopular kid as a prom data because she's awesome to people
-is always bombarded with dick pics for her amazing selfies but is apathetic when they tell her "feast yer eyes" and she responds da posting a gif of Dory saying "Hey there little guy!"

Merida

-seems like a ditz but actually tutors her sister
-bf thinks he's slick da disguising dick jokes with shoe size
-she's slick back da saying "What does that say about Cinderella, then?"
-scams people as a medium during the highschool Halloween events just because she can finish other people's sentences

Anna