"My stepmother tried to kill me? Really? That's a shame...want some pie?"
Snow White
Her sweetness! I mean really watching Snow White now I'm older was just a toothache. The girl should honestly be traumatized...her stepmother tried to kill her! Instead she cries for a little while, finds a cottage and everything is all better? Oh and not to mention that she becomes pretty much a stereotypical housewife for the dwarves (Bigamy much?). Doesn't get anymore cookie cutter than that.
"Ooh shiny green light...I want it!"
Aurora
A Mary-Sue and a Barbie mixed into one. How...delightfully frustrating. Only thing that I could remember liking about Aurora was her beauty and her voice apart from that she is just completely devoid of character, oh and let's not forget her magpie-like tendencies. Seriously she dies because she gets hypnotized da something SHINY?!
"I'll forget the fact that she's not my mother and listen to her anyway...would they notice if I spit in their tea?"
Cinderella
Her obedience. Seriously pissed me off, I mean yeah I know respect for your elders and all but she was getting abused. Why didn't she try to do something? After all Lady Tremaine isn't her mother, she didn't have to listen to her. She could be all "shut up bitch, te ain't my momma...want something get it your own damn self!" Probably subsequently getting herself kicked out. Oh well it worked out well for her in the end I suppose. Also making it so damn obvious that she was happy about something, really? Couldn't te at least try to be as miserable as te usually were? I mean surely she knew that someone was bound to notice right?
"That Eric is SO fine! I'd totally give up my tail for him...now where did I put that chainsaw?"
Ariel
The most obvious was making a deal with Ursula, she knew the octopus was evil and yet she still made an agreement with her. All because of some hot guy I mean yeah Eric's hot and all but...no I wouldn't go near Ursula because of him. Another one was the fact that she didn't just grab the guy and baciare him when she had the chance. Would've made some sort of statement don't te think? And if they were truly meant to be then he would've liked it.
"Okay I gotta make this quick because if the Beast finds me here he'll totally rip my head off...ooh a shiny rose."
Belle
Going into the West Wing. Doesn't get più stupid than that...a big scary beast who could very well rip te in half tells te not to go into the West Wing, yet te go. Someone obviously has a death wish. Also WTF was she thinking on mostrare everyone the beast and thinking they would listen to her when she told them he was kind? A kind monster? Doubt it. Another one with magpie-like tendencies, sees a shiny rose and just had to touch it never mind not knowing what it could actually do to her.
"No, no, no I will never sit down...if I sit down the whole world will implode!"
Tiana
The fact that she thought it was actually Naveen marrying Charlotte. They hadn't actually been in the city that long for him to have gotten transformed back into a human and propose and organize the wedding THAT quickly. They didn't even know that fat guy whose name escapes me as of now was impersonating him. Sigh...
"Yeah bitches I'm so outta here, damn it I forgot the money."
Jasmine
Leaving the palace with no money. Dumbass! I know she's sheltered and all but she should know that she has to pay for stuff right? That is how the world works after all I mean that big expensive palace she lives in didn't just fall out of the sky. And not realizing that Jafar was hypnotizing her father when he was doing it right in front of her! I mean...WTF? And Aladdin figures it out in two seconds.
"They totally won't tell I'm a girl...man if guy-me was real, I would so data me."
Mulan
I Amore Mulan I really do and I admire what she did. But it was obvious that she didn't really put too much thought into it. For one she doesn't know the first ting about being a guy...they were bound to notice that she was a little "different". But her attempts to act like a guy were priceless!
"I Amore te and even though I spent the entire movie protecting you, I'll allow te to fuck off to God knows where."
Pocahontas
For not realizing all along what she had to do. It was so freaking obvious, she had spent the whoe portion of the movie convincing John Smith to have respect for her people and her culture and yet she didn't know what to do after he was carried away from her. And then after it's all over she just simply lets him go away. It's like yeah thanks for the smooch bye now! WTF?! I understand her reasons but she easily could've had him in the secondo movie, instead she picks John Rolfe. What a replacement! History sucks sometimes.
I may be a bit late but I finally wrote it.
First name:I won't unveil my name. But it means innocence -in my country. 
Country of Origin: My country is Greece. Although there are some financial problems I’m proud of my culture and history.
Favorite Disney Movie:
Not only my preferito Disney movie, but also one of my preferito Film in general, Pocahontas. I’m sad because many people don’t like it. I think it’s a Disney’s masterpiece, a hymn for nature, Amore and equality. The story is so heart-breaking and the Musica is one of the best I’ve ever heard!
Hobbies: I Amore the...
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First name:I won't unveil my name. But it means innocence -in my country.
Country of Origin: My country is Greece. Although there are some financial problems I’m proud of my culture and history.
Favorite Disney Movie:
Not only my preferito Disney movie, but also one of my preferito Film in general, Pocahontas. I’m sad because many people don’t like it. I think it’s a Disney’s masterpiece, a hymn for nature, Amore and equality. The story is so heart-breaking and the Musica is one of the best I’ve ever heard!
Hobbies: I Amore the...
"You're on the phone with your girlfriend, she's upset..."
But over the last month, she has gone from place to place, experiencing new things, facing dangerous adventures along the way, learning about other princesses and most importantly, learning about herself.
Now, she'll have to make the most important decision of her life.
Priest: Do you, Princess Peanalita, take Prince Bartholomew to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Pea: I...
Don't miss the epic conclusion to the original Disney Princess fanfic series that won your heart. Featuring Princess Aurora's cameo appearance.
"I need a drink," pisello announced. The crowd was silent. pisello popped open the champagne bottle and poured it into a glass. She finished the glass in three secondi flat.
COMING TO FANPOP: WEDNESDAY, APRIL 21st, 2010
1. The Swan Lake- Tchaikovsky
Here is my list:
1. The cigno Lake-Tchaikovsky
2. The Nutcracker-Tchaikovsky
3. The Twelve Dancing Princesses - Brothers Grimm
5. Peer Gynt-Henrik Ibsen
6. The King's Equal-Katherine Paterson
7. Melisande-Edith Nesbit
Which are yours! :) (don't repeat).
Ps. Disney's working on HAND DRAWN film! :D
Look it with your own eyes:
link
Here's WALT Disney animazione STUDIO'S OFFICIAL FB page. link and here's WALT Disney RESEARCH LIBRARY's OFFICIAL FB PAGE: link.
Let's write them o send them e-mails telling them that they're better working for traditional animated films than CGI films. I already sent them a letter. Let's all write to them, so Disney realizes that they're better with hand drawn films than with computer!
2. The Nutcracker-Tchaikovsky
The Twelve Dancing Princesses - Brothers Grimm
5. Peer Gynt-Henrik Ibsen
6. The King's Equal-Katherine Paterson
7. Melisande-Edith Nesbit
