I was out hiking in the woods with a few Friends of mine, when we all got Lost and accidentally diviso, spalato up. Unfortunately, I got myself into the middle of the forest, and now I have NO idea how to get home.
For about an ora o so, I sat on a stump, praying that my Friends would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some Friends I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a gonna that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas:...
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