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Alice saw Tarrant dressed as a lifeguard and detto "Hi Tarrant. What's going on?"
Tarrant detto "I'm working on a experiment involving hats."
Alice detto "I don't understand what you're talking about."
Tarrant detto "I'm used to hearing that. I'm trying to make hats that can float in water which is why I'm going to be a lifeguard today."
Alice detto "I didn't know that there was a pool nearby."
Tarrant detto "It's been around since 1865. I have an idea."
Alice detto "What?"
Tarrant detto "You should swim in the pool wearing 1 of my new hats to find out if the hats can float."
Alice detto "Okay, but I'll need a swimsuit."
Tarrant detto "Luckily swimsuits are on sale. Buy 9, get 1 free."
Alice detto "That's not a very good sale."
Tarrant detto "Well it seemed like a good sale to me which is why I bought 10 swimsuits." Tarrant handed a light blue costume da bagno to Alice. Tarrant detto "When you're ready we will test out my floating hats."
Alice and Tarrant went to the swimming pool. Tarrant detto "Hello. I'm Tarrant. I'm your lifeguard today. Please don't drown."
Alice detto "I got on this rosa floating hat."
Tarrant detto "Lovely. Please go into the swimming pool and find out if the hat will float."
Alice detto "Yes sir."
The Dormouse detto "The white rabbit is drowning."
Tarrant detto "Rabbit please stop drowning."
The white rabbit detto "Okay." The white rabbit stopped drowning.
Alice was in the pool. She detto "The hat is floating."
Tarrant did a victory dance. He detto "That's wonderful."
Alice detto "Is there anything else that I should do?"
Tarrant detto "Yes. Wear 2 floating hats at the same time."
Alice detto "Um okay."
Tarrant detto "Great. It's working. 2 hats can float even while on superiore, in alto of each other."
Alice detto "How cool."
Tarrant detto "But I know to things even cooler." Tarrant put 48 più hats on Alice's head. Tarrant detto "Are they floating?" 50 hats weighed so much that Alice started to drown.
Alice detto "Oh no."
Tarrant detto "Where's the lifeguard?"
The Dormouse detto "You're the lifeguard."
Tarrant detto "Really? This isn't good."
The March lepre detto "You better get her out of the pool."
Tarrant detto "I don't see her, because the pool is full of hats."
Tarrant jumped into the pool. He detto "I'll feel around to find Alice. That feels like her. I need to pull harder." Tarrant pulled hard and threw something out of the pool. He detto "I think I got her. She weighs less than I expected."
Alice detto "Tarrant te saved a couple of hats, not me."
Tarrant detto "Oh. I'll try again."
Alice detto "I'm here. Please save me."
Tarrant pulled and detto "There's no need to fear, the hatter is here."
Alice "Please pull harder." Alice heard some tearing sounds.
Tarrant threw Alice out of the pool. Tarrant grabbed the floating hats. Tarrant detto "Some of my hats got torn. How sad. Also someone's light blue costume da bagno got ripped apart." Alice's costume da bagno was destroyed. Alice was bare so she ran to the changing room. Tarrant detto "Where is Alice?"
Bare Alice used her arms to cover herself up. However she accidentally ran to the male changing room. The Cheshire Cat detto "Wrong room."
Alice detto "I'm sorry." Alice ran to the female changing room.
A few minuti later Alice returned wearing her Chinese dress. Tarrant detto "I'm sorry that te almost drowned Alice. I'm a terrible lifeguard."
Alice detto "That's true, but you're the most wonderful friend ever."
Tarrant detto "And te are the most wonderful time traveler ever. You're even better than Christopher Lloyd. da the way do te feel alright? Do te need CPR?"
Alice detto "No."
Tarrant detto "Great, because I don't know how to do CPR."
Alice detto "How were te allowed to be a lifeguard?"
Tarrant detto "I pretended to know what I was talking about."
Alice saw Tarrant dressed as a lifeguard and detto "Hi Tarrant. What's going on?"
Tarrant detto "I'm working on a experiment involving hats."
Alice detto "I don't understand what you're talking about."
Tarrant detto "I'm used to hearing that. I'm trying to make hats that can float in water which is why I'm going to be a lifeguard today."
Alice detto "I didn't know that there was a pool nearby."
Tarrant detto "It's been around since 1865. I have an idea."
Alice detto "What?"
Tarrant detto "You should swim in the pool wearing 1 of my new hats to find out if the hats can float."
Alice detto "Okay, but I'll need a swimsuit."
Tarrant detto "Luckily swimsuits are on sale. Buy 9, get 1 free."
Alice detto "That's not a very good sale."
Tarrant detto "Well it seemed like a good sale to me which is why I bought 10 swimsuits." Tarrant handed a light blue costume da bagno to Alice. Tarrant detto "When you're ready we will test out my floating hats."
Alice and Tarrant went to the swimming pool. Tarrant detto "Hello. I'm Tarrant. I'm your lifeguard today. Please don't drown."
Alice detto "I got on this rosa floating hat."
Tarrant detto "Lovely. Please go into the swimming pool and find out if the hat will float."
Alice detto "Yes sir."
The Dormouse detto "The white rabbit is drowning."
Tarrant detto "Rabbit please stop drowning."
The white rabbit detto "Okay." The white rabbit stopped drowning.
Alice was in the pool. She detto "The hat is floating."
Tarrant did a victory dance. He detto "That's wonderful."
Alice detto "Is there anything else that I should do?"
Tarrant detto "Yes. Wear 2 floating hats at the same time."
Alice detto "Um okay."
Tarrant detto "Great. It's working. 2 hats can float even while on superiore, in alto of each other."
Alice detto "How cool."
Tarrant detto "But I know to things even cooler." Tarrant put 48 più hats on Alice's head. Tarrant detto "Are they floating?" 50 hats weighed so much that Alice started to drown.
Alice detto "Oh no."
Tarrant detto "Where's the lifeguard?"
The Dormouse detto "You're the lifeguard."
Tarrant detto "Really? This isn't good."
The March lepre detto "You better get her out of the pool."
Tarrant detto "I don't see her, because the pool is full of hats."
Tarrant jumped into the pool. He detto "I'll feel around to find Alice. That feels like her. I need to pull harder." Tarrant pulled hard and threw something out of the pool. He detto "I think I got her. She weighs less than I expected."
Alice detto "Tarrant te saved a couple of hats, not me."
Tarrant detto "Oh. I'll try again."
Alice detto "I'm here. Please save me."
Tarrant pulled and detto "There's no need to fear, the hatter is here."
Alice "Please pull harder." Alice heard some tearing sounds.
Tarrant threw Alice out of the pool. Tarrant grabbed the floating hats. Tarrant detto "Some of my hats got torn. How sad. Also someone's light blue costume da bagno got ripped apart." Alice's costume da bagno was destroyed. Alice was bare so she ran to the changing room. Tarrant detto "Where is Alice?"
Bare Alice used her arms to cover herself up. However she accidentally ran to the male changing room. The Cheshire Cat detto "Wrong room."
Alice detto "I'm sorry." Alice ran to the female changing room.
A few minuti later Alice returned wearing her Chinese dress. Tarrant detto "I'm sorry that te almost drowned Alice. I'm a terrible lifeguard."
Alice detto "That's true, but you're the most wonderful friend ever."
Tarrant detto "And te are the most wonderful time traveler ever. You're even better than Christopher Lloyd. da the way do te feel alright? Do te need CPR?"
Alice detto "No."
Tarrant detto "Great, because I don't know how to do CPR."
Alice detto "How were te allowed to be a lifeguard?"
Tarrant detto "I pretended to know what I was talking about."
