The following was postato on an online chat forum da someone befitting the ignorance of your average American clueless consumer. Note the dateline.

post Aug 12 2006, 07:30 PM
This may sound like a silly domanda but is Sean Hayes really gay? His character as "Jack" is so believable. And I think I may have read that he detto he wanted people to really believe this character was gay. So, what do te think? I used to think he was married but I was mistaken. What are your opinions?


The response da an even bigger dumb-ass made me laugh in bewilderment.

JBwill said: No Sean is not gay. But he does such...

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Fools!-
Perhaps the best in talent-
But fools they always were.
And we,
We who were through with being ever-second-
We devised a plan to rid the stage of them.
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No, but perfect all the same.
Clever and cunning and every bit dramatic.
We could have been starring in our own piece.

It was to be a murder-
A double murder upon the stage-
We were not so cruel as to let them die away from it.
Yes, they would draw their final breaths there,
Watched da a crowd of-
What else?-
Fools.
Fools who would merely think their recitazione superb,
And never comprehend
That the deaths they saw were real.
And even if they did...