okay two from me
firstly no matter how many times i have been told the difference between affect and effect and i still don't understand, people explain it to me, i draw a blank they try again, i still don't get it, they get impatient and and i pretend to understand so if you ever see me use them wrong, not a typo i just don't get it
not really huge gossip on me i know but i find it embarrassing
okay when i explain this next one you have to understand 2 things. firstly i used to live in a caravan at a camp so there were load of caravans all parked together surrounding one another and each caravan had a set of lights one at each end and one by the door, secondly me and my sister used to torture one another when we were little i mean really horrible and she always had the upper hand with her being 7 years older and you know could squish me
anyways what my sister thought happened was she came home one night (my parents were out) and she thought i was asleep and she had forgotten her key and she really needed the loo (British word for toilet) so she banged and banged on the door but asleep me couldn't hear her so she squatted a bit in some near by bushes hidden by the cover of night which is when asleep me finally got up and went to let her in and so i switched all the lights on so anyone in the caravan park or by the near by road over looking the park could see quite clearly what my sister was doing
what actually happened was i was awake the whole time and didn't plan on letting her in for like another hour until i saw what she was doing and just couldn't miss a opportunity to humiliate her
firstly no matter how many times i have been told the difference between affect and effect and i still don't understand, people explain it to me, i draw a blank they try again, i still don't get it, they get impatient and and i pretend to understand so if you ever see me use them wrong, not a typo i just don't get it
not really huge gossip on me i know but i find it embarrassing
okay when i explain this next one you have to understand 2 things. firstly i used to live in a caravan at a camp so there were load of caravans all parked together surrounding one another and each caravan had a set of lights one at each end and one by the door, secondly me and my sister used to torture one another when we were little i mean really horrible and she always had the upper hand with her being 7 years older and you know could squish me
anyways what my sister thought happened was she came home one night (my parents were out) and she thought i was asleep and she had forgotten her key and she really needed the loo (British word for toilet) so she banged and banged on the door but asleep me couldn't hear her so she squatted a bit in some near by bushes hidden by the cover of night which is when asleep me finally got up and went to let her in and so i switched all the lights on so anyone in the caravan park or by the near by road over looking the park could see quite clearly what my sister was doing
what actually happened was i was awake the whole time and didn't plan on letting her in for like another hour until i saw what she was doing and just couldn't miss a opportunity to humiliate her