An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship‚ holding her hat on tightly so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did te know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes‚ I know‚" detto the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But‚ madam‚ te must know that your privates are exposed!" detto the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything te see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did te know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes‚ I know‚" detto the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But‚ madam‚ te must know that your privates are exposed!" detto the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything te see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
Ok so here are three of my jokes that I came up with.They just popped into my head a couple of times and when I wanted to post it somewhere I decided to post them right here.
So I hope te like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do te see in a dark alley?
An alley-gator!!!!
2.What does a pappagallo use to get out of an airplane?
A parrot-chute!!!!
And last but not least.
da the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is based on the Hora.
3.What did the man say when he detto something bad during the dance?
That was Hora-ble!!!!
So I hope te like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do te see in a dark alley?
An alley-gator!!!!
2.What does a pappagallo use to get out of an airplane?
A parrot-chute!!!!
And last but not least.
da the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is based on the Hora.
3.What did the man say when he detto something bad during the dance?
That was Hora-ble!!!!
