An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship‚ holding her hat on tightly so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did te know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes‚ I know‚" detto the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But‚ madam‚ te must know that your privates are exposed!" detto the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything te see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did te know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes‚ I know‚" detto the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But‚ madam‚ te must know that your privates are exposed!" detto the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything te see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
Ok this is my lista of jokes I made. 1.Why does Russia have fast runners? Cuz their Russian! 2.A famous track runner is questioned da 2 reporters. on of the reporters asked,"were did te run your last race?" and the secondo one said,"How did te win the race?" the runner detto 1 word to answer BOTH of the reporters questions! what was the word? (the answer is Iran) 3.tell a friend,"may i ask a question?" when they say yes te say,"out?" then they will be confused right? then tell them,"I jest asked te out." 4. If your friend says anything positive about himself say,"friend...if te were locked in a Cibo Market...youd STARVE to death!" 5. If someone says to pickup your room, then say,"its WAY too heavy!!" 6. were do elderly people like to Rock-out? In their ROCKING CHAIR!! >.<
