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When me and my friend Fiona were in the sixth grade, we decided to write a fanfiction about the Twilight characters going to Hogwarts. (We were both major Twilight fan then.) I wasn't the best writer in those days, so the beginning of the fanfic isn't great, but it gets better as we go along.
You'll notice that our seprate entries can get a bit confusing at times, and that's because we were Scrivere da e-mail because she lives six hours away from me, and we were just making it up as we went along. Fiona is Scrivere about the character Peace, and I am using the character that I use for EVERYTHING, Emily. Anywho, hope te enjoy!

Dear diary,
Why do the bad things always happen to me? Let’s review the giorno shall we? In three hours I went from happy to hated. Right now I am in the Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry but – I'm getting ahead of myself. I should explain what happened first.
    “Come in” Kyle said. Kyle was a scrawny 12 anno old boy-same age as me- with honey blond hair and he usually wore a scientist’s coat. He was in his “office” A.K.A. mad scientist lab. (But don't tell him I detto that) “Yo Kyle here is the stack of libri that I DO want te to put me in and here is the stack of libri I DON'T want te to put me in. I am repeating this slowly so that te understand” I set the libri down in different piles. I was like that. Sarcastic and smart mouthy. I am a 12 anno old girl with straight copper hair and green eyes. “Ugh” Kyle detto “why do te always talk to me like that? I'm tired of it!” “Ok OK ill stop” I started backing up. “EMILY NO!” Kyle detto I stopped. “What?” “Oh whew I thought te were going to back up into the GO button”
“What GO button? Whoa!” I detto as I fell. “Ow!” I had backed up into something. Hard. “Yeih!” Kyle exclaimed. “That button.”
“Wait huh? Oh no not again” I detto as I began disappearing. “Wait a minuto aren't I supposed to be going into the libri I do want? Oh yeah! Well then I have nothing to worry about except for I put the libri on the wrong place didn't I?”
“Yup”
“Oh crap” I detto as I went into the libri I REALLY did not want to go in.
    So, diary that’s pretty much where we are now

Emily



Dear Diary,

I am having the best giorno ever. We accidentally combined 2 libri and got sucked into them. Now I am a 12 anno old witch going to Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry. I am soooooooooooooooo exited. We are going to go to the school tomorrow. When we went to get supplies I saw this realllllllly cute boy. He’s a wizard. He says Slithirin is the best house. That’s the one I wanted to be in. Wait isn't this all a book. Didn’t Emily say not to mess with it? But the wizard guy is soooooooooooooooo cute. Did I ever read this book... yeah, I did....... OMG I HAVE A CRUSH ON DRACO MALFOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We could be death eaters together. I always thought harry was dumb. Who has a name like that, Harry Potter? Maybe he’s a Potter, like the people who make pottery. Maybe he’s a harry potter. Well whatev. I’m going to stop Scrivere now.... yep...... stopping. Bye now

~Peace out

Oh I 4got I <3 DRACO MALFOY



Dear journal,
Why?" why? Why? I never saw anything like it. Ron, sure. Harry, sure but noooooooo peace is hitting on big-mouth boy! I mean Harry's cute and I've had a crush on him since I was like 8 but I would never actually DO anything about it. Besides maybe kill Ginny in her sleep-but Malfoy? Oh and to superiore, in alto it off, the characters in twilight have apparently followed us here! Grrrrrrrrrrrr we got the sorting hat today. Figures. I'm in Gryffindor. Oh but here’s the creepy part: peace. Is. in. Slithirin. Even creepier: SHES HAPPY ABOUT IT! I swear that girl will be a death eater da the end of our journey through the seven libri if I don't do something about it QUICK!!!!!
Emily




Dear what-ever-you-are-i-really-dont-care,
Hogwarts express: realllllllllllllllllly good I sat successivo to Draco. And he talked to me. When we were getting off I tripped and he helped me up. I was soooooooooooooooo close to him. He smelled good. Like blood. Not that I like blood. But it smelled good. Well not blood più like wood chips. New wood chips.....

Feast: well I got sorted into slytherin. SLYTHERIN!!!!!!!!! I know!!!!!!! I am Scrivere under the table. And the Cibo is Soooo good. Draco has been talking to me this whole time. He even passed me sausages. And boy were they good. I think he likes me back. Did I mention how cute he is? Well he is REALLY cute.

Slytherin common room: OH MY GOD NO JOKE!!!!!!!! DRACO KISSED ME IM NOT KIDDING!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! HE KISSED ME!!!!!!!!!!! ON THE LIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I BET EMILY IS SOOOOOOO JELOUS!!!!!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL HER!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD... WHY AM I STILL Scrivere THE CUTEST BOY ON EARTH KISSED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~Peace Malfoy<3





Dear diary,
Ok. It’s official. Peace has gone completely mad. Draco Malfoy kissed her. I wonder if she is still mad for shoving soap in her mouth after she told me. Me and Hermione have been getting along great. And if I know my libri we will be going to find the sorcerers stone tomorrow. Weeeeeee. Waaaaaaaaaaa. Harry's hot. But I wouldn't go crushing on him like some back stabbers I know. Now if you'll excuse me, I am going to go toilet paper the slytherin common room (I beat the password out of Crabbe)

Emily



Dear whoever’s-reading-this,
Ok I won’t lie. Me and Draco have been making out every secondo we are together. He’s such a good kisser. Emily keeps glaring at me, and she’s slapped me several times. The first time I told her she put soap in my mouth. It tasted good. It tasted a lot like Draco’s lips. Wow I Amore Draco. It all seems like a dream. OH I have to go make out with Draco. Be right back.

BACK. I can’t even describe it. Making out with Draco. I Amore him. I wonder how long I’ve been here at Hogwarts.

I just asked Draco he says 6 weeks. I just made out with him again. Anyways.....Nothing else much to say. I don’t do much anymore do some magic, some making out, ext... ext....

~Peace Malfoy









Dear journal-diary-thingy,
Kill me. Just kill me. No matter what I did she just keeps making out with big-mouth boy. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! Any way we are going to have to go in the forbidden forest now. Catch te later.

Emily






Dear whatever-you-are,
Yes this is the same giorno of my last entry. But,
I.am.mad.at.emily. she toilet papered the common room wail we were asleep. o at least she thought we were. Me and Draco were making out on a divano and it was facing away from the door. Emily didn't see us. But when she walked around and saw us well. Draco and me tied her up and dragged her to professor snape. Snape took her to Dumbledore. AND GUESS WHAT? Emily Lost 100 points for Gryffindor (YES!!!!). I was crying from happiness. Draco thought I was sad so he made out with me to make me feel better. Me and Draco got 10 points each. OH YEAH and another girl named Alice, raven claw, has a crush on Draco. AND she has a boyfriend. What kind of lousy girl does that? Oh and there is this girl named Rosalie? She’s in slytherin too. She always fallows me around. She does whatever I tell her to do. The only bad thing about her is that she has been making out with a hufflepuff boy. HUFFLEPUFF. His name is Emmett. What kind of a name is that? And they are these other two boys Edward and cedric. They look identical, like twins. But they aren’t even related. oh if whoever reads this is wondering how I’m doing in school well; I’ve been copying Draco’s homework(he copied Crabbe’s who copied goyles who coped Rosalie who ha rubato, stola it from someone), I’ve been doing great in all classes. Me and Draco are professor snape's favorites.
I’ve also secretly dato this message to Emily:
Emily,
As te know I have been making out with Draco a lot lately. I know how te can be with Harry. Send me back a message soon. Oh and if te get harry te have to do something for me, kill alice. ~Peace
Emily hasn't sent me anything back yet. So yeah....
~Peace Malfoy (well SHOULD be Malfoy)







Dear WHY?!!!!!! WHY?!!!!!! WHY?!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Peace has Lost her mind as much as Alice did! (But don’t tell her I detto that) me and Edward HATE Malfoy and will beat him up momentarily. This will be GREAT!!! BWA HA HA HA!!!!! Oh wait but peace will kill me. Shoot. Oh! I know! I’ll mostra her harry potter 4 and 5! THAT will get her to hate Draco. Hopefully. Oh who am I kidding this will never work! But hey, worth a shot.

Emily




Dear uh-what-are-you-again,
Emily hasn't wrote back. OH and good news I remembered what happens in this book. I have told Draco before the 'e-club'(Emily, Harry, Hermione, and Ron) sneaks out. We are going to invade the Gryffindor common room and destroy everything. And even better; I ha rubato, stola the invisibility mantello from headmaster dumb-door (what kind of a name is that?). We are sneaking in tonight. Tonight is also the night Hagrid takes them into the forest for a punishment.


BAD NEWS. Draco went after them and got caught with them. I am going alone to the Gryffindor common room. Draco gave me a good luck kiss. Now I am off to destroy their common room.

~Peace


Draco
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Must-kill-peace-

Oh sorry I guess I’m just a little spaced out from tonight. Harry asked if he could write tonight’s summary. p.s. I think peace has Lost her memory of her past. Again. Making a note to self of talking to Alice about cures for this. I forgave peace for tying me up like that. Heck, I think all my Friends have tied me up at some point o an other. Heck Becky even tried to kill me once! (Not on purpose)

Emily detto I could write the summary for tonight so here it is. We were walking through the forest with Hagrid Emily, some of Emily's friends, ron, Hermione, and Malfoy when suddenly Hagrid says "lets diviso, spalato up we have to find who has been drinking unicorn blood.” and Emily kind of looked confused, then angry. Her Friends all looked around at each other. There’s one of her friends.......Hmmmmm.......that Edward boy, he looks familiar. Hmmm......well we found the person-ish that's been drinking the unicorn blood. Emily attacked it and was flown against a albero and was held there until the horse dude saved her.

Emily & Harry







Dear Peace's Diary,
This is Draco Malfoy writing. Peace broke her left arm so she can no longer write. As te can probably tell she is left handed. I am Scrivere a summery of our day.
We had potions with Professor Snape. Potter Lost 10 points for Gryffindor because he is so dumb. Granger Lost 2 points. The-Weasle-King Lost 4 points. The-Emily-girl Lost 22. I, Draco Malfoy, gained 9 points for Slytherin. Peace gained 13 points, lucky her!

Later Peace, Crabbe, Goyles, and I were walking outside. We passed da Hagrid’s Hut and The-Emily-Girl thought we were fallowing them and attacked Peace, which is how Peace broke her arm.

~Draco Malfoy

Oh, wow....... I just read several of the first pages of Peace's Diary. W-O-W







Dear OH CRAP!
Okay I messed up big time I um might have accidentally broke peace's arm. In my defense I thought they were following us! I was telling them about the Edward-Cedric mix up and the last thing I wanted was big mouth boy and his Friends to hear. So I kind of jumped on her. Oops. Oh, and um harry is recitazione really weird. Like he crushes on be back! UH_OH! NOT good! This could totally mess things up with harry and Ginny! Only a Amore potion could have done this! I swear when I get my hands on peace she will have to write with her feet. Oh and I saw Draco Malfoy Scrivere in peace's diary for her. I have to get my hands on that diary! SORCERERS STONE COUNTDOWN: 2 WEEKS!

Emily
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So I have heard/read a LOT of arguments over this topic, and I find it ridiculous. Here are some reasons why they can't be compared with each other:

1- Scrivere styles. Rowling writes in a descriptive third-person, whereas Meyer writes in a first-person account of a seventeen anno old girl. te can't expect Bella to talk like a professional poet of some sort, I doubt many average teenage girls do that.

2- Plot. Harry Potter is mainly about wizards and fighting. Twilight is about Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. and romance... Totally the same (Major burning sarcasm).

3- Audience. Harry Potter is aimed for children. Before...
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Both twilight and harry potter are very successful, especially among teenagers. Some people keep arguing about which is better, though in my opinion, THEY SHOULDN'T BE COMPARED!

Now, i have to admit i Amore both series! I'd say harry potter is unisex and appropriate for all ages, whilst twilight adresses mainly to teenage girls. HP talks about friendship and love, while twilight is più romantic! Also, hp gives lessons of life, although maybe in some cases, i would prefer Leggere twilight.

Finally, They are both written da two very talented and imaginative writers, j.k rowling and stephenie meyer. They wrote these libri to give teens (and not only) inspiration and time of happiness. So, if te don't like one of these two series, don't blame them! We can't all have the same tastes!
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She gestured to a row of wooden
chairs against the wall. The looked like they belonged with someone’s dinning room
table.
“Okay,” I agreed. I walked over to the chairs and sat right in the middle,
suddenly wishing I had a book. I hadn’t read anything for a while, outside of school.
And even then, when some ridiculous Amore story was part of the curriculum, I would
cheat with cliff notes. It was a relief to be working on Animal Farm now. But there had
to be other sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza books. Political thrillers. Murder mysteries. Grisly murders were no
problem; just as long as there was no starry-eyed,...
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posted by victorodonnell
The World is flat!
    Well, I know te domanda my sanity, now. Obviously, the world is round and that’s a proven fact, from the moment Galileo stepped out of his ship. And now, there’s a domanda again. Is the World really round? I hate that word, really. The word which gives rise to a lot of domande and seeks for explanations.
    ‘Imagination is più important than knowledge,’ detto a wise man once. And, it’s true. Well, te need not be aware of the complications of four-dimensional spazio fabric to accept this theory. What all te need to...
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Before te read this, i must tell te something a little important. te may dilike my opinions, and i can deal with it. But this is just what i think, and why i choose both books.

Lets get down to the movie versus books.
Im talking libri here people, not the movie stars who play them, not witch guy is hotter, who has più abs. NOT talking about that. Im speaking about how good both Twilight and Harry Potter (or other way around because i have seen fan fight about who i type in first...witch in truth is really childish) is.
Harry Potter. Its a very detailed and continuous story. I like how the...
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Hi, everyone :)

I first want to apologize for my leaving, and never telling anyone that I decided to go, why I wanted to go, any good-bye's etc. It's been something that has bothered me for a little while, and I truly apologize for that.

A friend of mine told me that someone asked about me on here, so I thought that I could write an articolo explaining why I left and why I decided to come back.

You see, around the time I stopped coming here, I was having problems with my life outside Fanpop. I don't want to talk about it, but I will say that it had a lot to do with friends, family, and school and...
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PART FOUR:

Okay. Okay. I am a perfectly calm boy yes. That’s it. I will make myself forget what has just happened. There. All good. I forgot. (OH HERE LET ME HELP: HARRY, te JUST SET A SNAKE ON THAT JUSTIN FLICKEY KID AND NOW THE ENTIRE SCHOOL THINKS YOURE THE AIR OF SLYTHERIN!!!! ) Oh yeah. Thank te Emily. (YOURE WELCOME ) anyways because Emily is so eager to talk I should just let her share her point of view on things. Oh and Emily, its spelled h-e-i-r not a-i-r. A-i-r is what your head is full of. ( FINE, AND BTW te OWE ME A GALLION FOR THAT SMILEY. ANYWAYS, PEACE IS recitazione FUNNY, SHES...
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Once there was a young teenage girl named Hadley. She was walking around at the local biblioteca looking for some new libri to read. While she was there, Hadley stumbled upon something. It was a black hardback book with two hands holding an mela, apple with the word, "Twilight" on it. This interested Hadley and she decided to buy it. When she did, she got hooked. Hadley bought the other three libri and after she read them, became a Twitard. She even started to think that Harry Potter and all the other fantasy libri she liked weren't as good as Twilight. She drew pictures of the characters, wrote fangirl...
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