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When me and my friend Fiona were in the sixth grade, we decided to write a fanfiction about the Twilight characters going to Hogwarts. (We were both major Twilight fan then.) I wasn't the best writer in those days, so the beginning of the fanfic isn't great, but it gets better as we go along.
You'll notice that our seprate entries can get a bit confusing at times, and that's because we were Scrivere da e-mail because she lives six hours away from me, and we were just making it up as we went along. Fiona is Scrivere about the character Peace, and I am using the character that I use for EVERYTHING, Emily. Anywho, hope te enjoy!

Dear diary,
Why do the bad things always happen to me? Let’s review the giorno shall we? In three hours I went from happy to hated. Right now I am in the Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry but – I'm getting ahead of myself. I should explain what happened first.
    “Come in” Kyle said. Kyle was a scrawny 12 anno old boy-same age as me- with honey blond hair and he usually wore a scientist’s coat. He was in his “office” A.K.A. mad scientist lab. (But don't tell him I detto that) “Yo Kyle here is the stack of libri that I DO want te to put me in and here is the stack of libri I DON'T want te to put me in. I am repeating this slowly so that te understand” I set the libri down in different piles. I was like that. Sarcastic and smart mouthy. I am a 12 anno old girl with straight copper hair and green eyes. “Ugh” Kyle detto “why do te always talk to me like that? I'm tired of it!” “Ok OK ill stop” I started backing up. “EMILY NO!” Kyle detto I stopped. “What?” “Oh whew I thought te were going to back up into the GO button”
“What GO button? Whoa!” I detto as I fell. “Ow!” I had backed up into something. Hard. “Yeih!” Kyle exclaimed. “That button.”
“Wait huh? Oh no not again” I detto as I began disappearing. “Wait a minuto aren't I supposed to be going into the libri I do want? Oh yeah! Well then I have nothing to worry about except for I put the libri on the wrong place didn't I?”
“Yup”
“Oh crap” I detto as I went into the libri I REALLY did not want to go in.
    So, diary that’s pretty much where we are now

Emily



Dear Diary,

I am having the best giorno ever. We accidentally combined 2 libri and got sucked into them. Now I am a 12 anno old witch going to Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry. I am soooooooooooooooo exited. We are going to go to the school tomorrow. When we went to get supplies I saw this realllllllly cute boy. He’s a wizard. He says Slithirin is the best house. That’s the one I wanted to be in. Wait isn't this all a book. Didn’t Emily say not to mess with it? But the wizard guy is soooooooooooooooo cute. Did I ever read this book... yeah, I did....... OMG I HAVE A CRUSH ON DRACO MALFOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We could be death eaters together. I always thought harry was dumb. Who has a name like that, Harry Potter? Maybe he’s a Potter, like the people who make pottery. Maybe he’s a harry potter. Well whatev. I’m going to stop Scrivere now.... yep...... stopping. Bye now

~Peace out

Oh I 4got I <3 DRACO MALFOY



Dear journal,
Why?" why? Why? I never saw anything like it. Ron, sure. Harry, sure but noooooooo peace is hitting on big-mouth boy! I mean Harry's cute and I've had a crush on him since I was like 8 but I would never actually DO anything about it. Besides maybe kill Ginny in her sleep-but Malfoy? Oh and to superiore, in alto it off, the characters in twilight have apparently followed us here! Grrrrrrrrrrrr we got the sorting hat today. Figures. I'm in Gryffindor. Oh but here’s the creepy part: peace. Is. in. Slithirin. Even creepier: SHES HAPPY ABOUT IT! I swear that girl will be a death eater da the end of our journey through the seven libri if I don't do something about it QUICK!!!!!
Emily




Dear what-ever-you-are-i-really-dont-care,
Hogwarts express: realllllllllllllllllly good I sat successivo to Draco. And he talked to me. When we were getting off I tripped and he helped me up. I was soooooooooooooooo close to him. He smelled good. Like blood. Not that I like blood. But it smelled good. Well not blood più like wood chips. New wood chips.....

Feast: well I got sorted into slytherin. SLYTHERIN!!!!!!!!! I know!!!!!!! I am Scrivere under the table. And the Cibo is Soooo good. Draco has been talking to me this whole time. He even passed me sausages. And boy were they good. I think he likes me back. Did I mention how cute he is? Well he is REALLY cute.

Slytherin common room: OH MY GOD NO JOKE!!!!!!!! DRACO KISSED ME IM NOT KIDDING!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! HE KISSED ME!!!!!!!!!!! ON THE LIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I BET EMILY IS SOOOOOOO JELOUS!!!!!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL HER!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD... WHY AM I STILL Scrivere THE CUTEST BOY ON EARTH KISSED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~Peace Malfoy<3





Dear diary,
Ok. It’s official. Peace has gone completely mad. Draco Malfoy kissed her. I wonder if she is still mad for shoving soap in her mouth after she told me. Me and Hermione have been getting along great. And if I know my libri we will be going to find the sorcerers stone tomorrow. Weeeeeee. Waaaaaaaaaaa. Harry's hot. But I wouldn't go crushing on him like some back stabbers I know. Now if you'll excuse me, I am going to go toilet paper the slytherin common room (I beat the password out of Crabbe)

Emily



Dear whoever’s-reading-this,
Ok I won’t lie. Me and Draco have been making out every secondo we are together. He’s such a good kisser. Emily keeps glaring at me, and she’s slapped me several times. The first time I told her she put soap in my mouth. It tasted good. It tasted a lot like Draco’s lips. Wow I Amore Draco. It all seems like a dream. OH I have to go make out with Draco. Be right back.

BACK. I can’t even describe it. Making out with Draco. I Amore him. I wonder how long I’ve been here at Hogwarts.

I just asked Draco he says 6 weeks. I just made out with him again. Anyways.....Nothing else much to say. I don’t do much anymore do some magic, some making out, ext... ext....

~Peace Malfoy









Dear journal-diary-thingy,
Kill me. Just kill me. No matter what I did she just keeps making out with big-mouth boy. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! Any way we are going to have to go in the forbidden forest now. Catch te later.

Emily






Dear whatever-you-are,
Yes this is the same giorno of my last entry. But,
I.am.mad.at.emily. she toilet papered the common room wail we were asleep. o at least she thought we were. Me and Draco were making out on a divano and it was facing away from the door. Emily didn't see us. But when she walked around and saw us well. Draco and me tied her up and dragged her to professor snape. Snape took her to Dumbledore. AND GUESS WHAT? Emily Lost 100 points for Gryffindor (YES!!!!). I was crying from happiness. Draco thought I was sad so he made out with me to make me feel better. Me and Draco got 10 points each. OH YEAH and another girl named Alice, raven claw, has a crush on Draco. AND she has a boyfriend. What kind of lousy girl does that? Oh and there is this girl named Rosalie? She’s in slytherin too. She always fallows me around. She does whatever I tell her to do. The only bad thing about her is that she has been making out with a hufflepuff boy. HUFFLEPUFF. His name is Emmett. What kind of a name is that? And they are these other two boys Edward and cedric. They look identical, like twins. But they aren’t even related. oh if whoever reads this is wondering how I’m doing in school well; I’ve been copying Draco’s homework(he copied Crabbe’s who copied goyles who coped Rosalie who ha rubato, stola it from someone), I’ve been doing great in all classes. Me and Draco are professor snape's favorites.
I’ve also secretly dato this message to Emily:
Emily,
As te know I have been making out with Draco a lot lately. I know how te can be with Harry. Send me back a message soon. Oh and if te get harry te have to do something for me, kill alice. ~Peace
Emily hasn't sent me anything back yet. So yeah....
~Peace Malfoy (well SHOULD be Malfoy)







Dear WHY?!!!!!! WHY?!!!!!! WHY?!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Peace has Lost her mind as much as Alice did! (But don’t tell her I detto that) me and Edward HATE Malfoy and will beat him up momentarily. This will be GREAT!!! BWA HA HA HA!!!!! Oh wait but peace will kill me. Shoot. Oh! I know! I’ll mostra her harry potter 4 and 5! THAT will get her to hate Draco. Hopefully. Oh who am I kidding this will never work! But hey, worth a shot.

Emily




Dear uh-what-are-you-again,
Emily hasn't wrote back. OH and good news I remembered what happens in this book. I have told Draco before the 'e-club'(Emily, Harry, Hermione, and Ron) sneaks out. We are going to invade the Gryffindor common room and destroy everything. And even better; I ha rubato, stola the invisibility mantello from headmaster dumb-door (what kind of a name is that?). We are sneaking in tonight. Tonight is also the night Hagrid takes them into the forest for a punishment.


BAD NEWS. Draco went after them and got caught with them. I am going alone to the Gryffindor common room. Draco gave me a good luck kiss. Now I am off to destroy their common room.

~Peace


Draco
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Must-kill-peace-

Oh sorry I guess I’m just a little spaced out from tonight. Harry asked if he could write tonight’s summary. p.s. I think peace has Lost her memory of her past. Again. Making a note to self of talking to Alice about cures for this. I forgave peace for tying me up like that. Heck, I think all my Friends have tied me up at some point o an other. Heck Becky even tried to kill me once! (Not on purpose)

Emily detto I could write the summary for tonight so here it is. We were walking through the forest with Hagrid Emily, some of Emily's friends, ron, Hermione, and Malfoy when suddenly Hagrid says "lets diviso, spalato up we have to find who has been drinking unicorn blood.” and Emily kind of looked confused, then angry. Her Friends all looked around at each other. There’s one of her friends.......Hmmmmm.......that Edward boy, he looks familiar. Hmmm......well we found the person-ish that's been drinking the unicorn blood. Emily attacked it and was flown against a albero and was held there until the horse dude saved her.

Emily & Harry







Dear Peace's Diary,
This is Draco Malfoy writing. Peace broke her left arm so she can no longer write. As te can probably tell she is left handed. I am Scrivere a summery of our day.
We had potions with Professor Snape. Potter Lost 10 points for Gryffindor because he is so dumb. Granger Lost 2 points. The-Weasle-King Lost 4 points. The-Emily-girl Lost 22. I, Draco Malfoy, gained 9 points for Slytherin. Peace gained 13 points, lucky her!

Later Peace, Crabbe, Goyles, and I were walking outside. We passed da Hagrid’s Hut and The-Emily-Girl thought we were fallowing them and attacked Peace, which is how Peace broke her arm.

~Draco Malfoy

Oh, wow....... I just read several of the first pages of Peace's Diary. W-O-W







Dear OH CRAP!
Okay I messed up big time I um might have accidentally broke peace's arm. In my defense I thought they were following us! I was telling them about the Edward-Cedric mix up and the last thing I wanted was big mouth boy and his Friends to hear. So I kind of jumped on her. Oops. Oh, and um harry is recitazione really weird. Like he crushes on be back! UH_OH! NOT good! This could totally mess things up with harry and Ginny! Only a Amore potion could have done this! I swear when I get my hands on peace she will have to write with her feet. Oh and I saw Draco Malfoy Scrivere in peace's diary for her. I have to get my hands on that diary! SORCERERS STONE COUNTDOWN: 2 WEEKS!

Emily
posted by RonGetYourWand
As te can tell from my username, I am a huge Harry Potter fan. However, I wasn’t always. I used to be a Twihard (a twilight obsessed fan-girl). In fact I was one during the early stages of puberty, which is the age where most Twitards fall into the ‘romantic’ trap.

Here’s my story about how I went from ‘Twihard’ to ‘Indifferent’ to ‘Potterhead’:

I first read Twilight as a recommendation from a fellow member of the Teen Advisory Board of my library. I finished that book quickly and moved onto the next. The biblioteca didn’t have Eclipse so I read it ‘Twilight, New Moon, Breaking...
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I don't want to hear about Harry Potter o any other book right now. I'm not setting this up for a dibattito about which is better. I just want to know seriously and honestly why te Twilight fan enjoy Leggere Twilight. I want to see an actual reason that Twilight is a good book.
If te don't like Twilight, I don't want to hear te saying anything bad about it. I just want to know why people like it. Because all the debate's I've seen have no actual reasons. They have HP fan and Twihards going on about which book is better, but not why they like it.
I do actually want respectful dibattito though. I want to discuss the reasons te give, but nicely.
If te can't be respectful of each other's opinions then just don't comment.
And I'm not trying to hate on Twilight, but if I disagree with te I will dibattito with you.
I don't know if there are other debate's about this, so I'm sorry if there are, but I didn't look.
I'm just rambling now so let's get onto it!
posted by SuperSnuffles13
I thought of a very wonderful quote. I'm not sure where it came from. I might have read it somewhere before. Maybe it is many Citazioni brought together. Maybe it is entirely of my own creation. I don't know. Anyways, I find it to be very beautiful and thought-provoking...

"Twilight is a children's book poorly disguised as great literature. Harry Potter is great literature poorly disguised as a children's book."

I doubt I wrote it. I'm not capable of coming up with something so witty and beautiful as that.

Allow me to explain what it means. It means that Twilight makes people think it is great literature...
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Because My Taste In libri Is Just That Awesome

It's easy to point out the negatives in the things we don't like. Likewise, it's also easy to point out the positives in those things which we love. Difficult, it is, to accept the positives in that which we hate, and the negatives in that which we enjoy. Today, I would like to point out to te solely the positives. And it's a good thing I like both things that I intend to praise because otherwise I might find this a difficult endevour to pursue.

In short, I'm gonna tell te what's good about both HP and Twi. These might seem a bit repetitive to...
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(I didn't include plot, good characters, etc. because those are automatically included)

1. POTATO.
2. pirates
3. ninjas
4. An awesome pirate/ninja fight
5. Swords (preferably celestial bronze)
6. Closets (for Edward to hide deep inside)
7. giraffes
8. YOUR FACE
9. YOUR MOM
10. YOUR MOM'S FACE
11. Butterflies
12. Chuck Norris
13. Jet-packs
14. kittens
15. strip poker :D
16. hand lotion
17. Sue Sylvester
18. sherbet
19. 20 fagotto players :D
20. SNICKERS
21. Jedis
22. Druids :D
23. FREE ICE CREAM
24. A monkey called Jeeves who occasionally slaps Bella
25. YOU.
posted by ilovereading
A lot of debates is going on about who would win, if Harry and Edward got in a fight o duel.
This is understandable since it summerize the whole wizards vs. Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. thing.
I will try to be objective and analize their chances fair.

1.Physical abilitys
Harry is, besides his magic, a human. He trains Quidditch and he is not exactly out of form, but he just doesn`t have what it takes to break trees in half and stop rushing cars. He can die because of wounds.
Edward on the other hand, is incredebly strong and fast (and cold and never eats and we all know what he is - a vampire). He CAN break trees...
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 WTF?! Sparkly vampires?!
WTF?! Sparkly vampires?!
1. A decent plot.
2. A plot.
3. Character death.
4. Quidditch.
5. Voldemort.
6. Bellatrix Lestrange.
7. Severus Snape (The best of all)
8. Hogwarts.
9. Magic.
10. A wand.
11. An all-ages audience.
12. A writer who doesn't make her characters bitches.
13. Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. that don't sparkle.
14. Harry Potter.
15. Hermione Granger.
16. Ron Weasley.
17. The *very awesome* Weasleys.
18. Giants.
19. Broomsticks.
20. Triwizard Tournaments.
21. A lightning-shaped scar on the forehead of the main protagonist.
22. Draco Malfoy.
23. Real werewolves.
24. The Marauders.
25. The Order of the Phoenix.
26. Dumbledore's Army.
27. Death Eaters....
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posted by Renesmee_XD
Disclaimer:
The articolo is not mine I only used it cause everyone has always wrote articoli aganist Twilight how about Harry Potter now
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I finished Leggere Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows a couple of days back. In my view, the book is much più tightly written than the last two books. And that itself is a relief. Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley are much better etched out in Deathly Hallows, and there are quite a bit of surprises, disappointments, revelations.

But when someone asked me today what I thought about it, I replied,...
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Okay so I've been hearing a whole load coming from a whole bunch of people, the majority being females, that Robert Pattison is hot. They say this like it is fact and when someone comes along and says he isn't it's like they don't get it.

They asked, "How is he not hot?" This is a più formal format of putting it, but I got a whole bunch of responses which were very retarded. Well it has to do with personal preference.

So someone's opinion might clash with another person's opinion. Like how Twilight innamorati think in Twilight all the Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. really are hot. But someone else might come along...
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posted by LilysLittleTwin
Essay Three in my ‘What’s Wrong with Twilight’ o WWT series, is entitled “Bella is Messed Up”. We will be exploring what is wrong with Bella da examining her choices and actions. I may later test her on a psychoanalysis test.

One, she is pathetically whiny. te could open any page of a book and find one where she’s whining. TwiFans try to cover this up da pre-bookmark-ing a book at a page with a descrizione of the setting (One of the so very few there are). She always begs Edward to turn her into a vampire, even when he blatantly refuses her pleadings every time.

Two, she is too...
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I don't mean any hate towards non of the series.
I just found it seriously immature how both fan of the series blame eachother.
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I went through many sites that are Anti-Twilight
and then I started searching for Anti-HP.
Ofcourse what I have saw was mostly twilight hate.
I find it very,very useless too have this 'debate' about Twilight vs Harry Potter.

As i also read most articoli from this spot I have seen that MANY people here truly HATE twilight.
There's nothing wrong with it.
The only problem is that it is invading all the sites.

Most people from...
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secondo part of my review on both of the libri this fanspot is about.

Despite most arguments on how different both series are, they do have many shocking resemblances, specially in the bad message part. I hope that after Leggere both of this, successivo time a fanpick domanda of "Which is best" pops up, te take a minuto to consider your answer.

1. If te have Friends o people that care about you, there's no need for te to have skills. Just let them sacrifice themselves.
Explanation: Harry Potter prevails against all perils not because he is a skillful wizard o because he is smart. He prevails because...
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I know a lot of people think the Cullen family could beat Harry, Ron and Hermione in a battle. I have read both series, and I realize that the Cullens have super speed and super strength. However, I do not think that the Cullens would stand a chance against the Trio.

Let's look back at the battle history of each...

The Cullens:
- They defeated James in the first book. However, there was only one of him and there were five of them, I believe? So that really isn't saying much.

- They defeated a band of immature Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. with no fighting skills in Eclipse. They went in knowing they would win because...
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posted by nati30
 Sorcerer's Stone
Sorcerer's Stone
Ok, a lot of ppl here think Harry Potter is lame and boring and for dorks and is like dungeons and Draghi and its for nerds who like to pretend to be wizards after school. Well, those people have not read the books. Of course, I respect everyone's opinion, even if they think twilight is better. But, dont choose before te read both complete books. I mean Twilight is about two tenagers in love, but there's a catch, one of them is a hot and sexy vampire who sometimes has the urge to drink his lover's blood. That sounds cool right? Now, Harry Potter is about a young boy's battle against the evil...
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posted by HopeEve
ok so I found this stupid person listing all the reasons why twilight is better than twilight. so I replied to every single one. and this is her picture:





1. Robert Pattinson, can te say HOT? And he's totally sexy when he sparkles!

So? Hotness has absolutely no correlation to recitazione ability. He was also in Harry Potter first.


2. Taylor Lautner, I mean, have te SEEN those muscles?

NOT HOT. Strange nose, closed up eyes and no recitazione ability. That is just my personal opinion. As I said, hotness has no correlation to recitazione ability.

3. Kristen Stewart. An extremely talented and beautiful actress,...
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