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This is just a draft. We've been working on it, but we want to see how te guys react to it so far. We both plan to explain each point further, but we want to know what else te guys want to see addressed.




Youknowit101/Cassie-1-2-3 collaboration.

I asked a domanda a bit fa asking what bothers te about Bella’s pregnancy. We got some very interesting answers, thank you. We are now here to respond to the points made.
(I’m going to be using words like penis and orgasm, so if te haven’t had a certain talk with your parents yet, te probably shouldn’t read this)

First, we’ll address te science of it.
How does Edward have sperm?
How does Edward get an erection?
If Edward the vampire's skin is always rock-hard anyway, does that mean he's just walking around with a constant erection?


SPERM

Blood is not used to produce sperm o semen, but the blood the Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. ingest helps with the production.

Sperm is composed of:
ascorbic acid (vitamin C, for tissue maintenance)
blood-group antigens (from immune system)
calcium (mineral)
chlorine (oxidizing agent)
cholesterol (steroid alcohol present in body fluids)
choline (base, part of the vitamin B complex)
citric acid (occurs during cellular metabolism)
creatine (nitrogenous substance found in muscle)
deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA – sugar and phosphate)
fructose (sugar used for energy)
glutathione (peptide amino acid)
hyaluronidase (enzyme)
inositol ( C6H12O6)
lactic acid (byproduct of muscle use)
magnesium (mineral)
nitrogen (gas found in all living tissue)
phosporus (mineral)
potassium (mineral)
purine (compound of uric acid)
pyrimidine (organic base)
pyruvic acid (formed from either glucose o glycogen)
sodium (salt)
sorbitol (body alcohol)
spermidine (catalytic enzyme) - ribosomes
spermine (ammonia compound found in sperm) -ribosomes
urea (from urine)
uric acid (from urine)
vitamin B12 (for proper function of nervous system and metabolism)
zinc (mineral)
Semen is made up of:
mostly water. Where do they get the water from? The blood they drink. It’s also a mixture of amino acids (proteins), minerals, carbohydrates (sugars)
Amino acids are collected from the Cibo te eat, and are composed of carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, and nitrogen.
Carbon and oxygen can be taken from the carbon dioxide (CO2) in the blood they ingest.
Hydrogen can be gathered from the hydrogen ions.
There will be a lot of nitrogen in the blood because only half of it hasn’t been carried to the lungs yet. (Nitrogen just rides around in the blood stream until it reaches the lungs)

All of these, can be found in the blood of the animali Edward drinks. The ingredients are all there.

Semen if formed in the male gonags (testicals), which work because the brain is fed da the blood the drink. The brain controls everything in the body. Without blood in the brain, the body would not be able to function.

ERECTIONS

Erections are not needed to have sex. Erections only facilitate sex (makes it easier).
For an average guy, the penis is a soft organ. A guy can still orgasm and ejaculate. Having sex with a flacid penis (possible for those with ED) can be painful. The blood engorges the penis, protecting it from the all the wild action going on.
In Edward’s case, the penis is already hard, like the rest of his skin. Bella’s vagina couldn’t possibly hurt in.

Twilight Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. don’t have erections all the time because there is nothing inside of their penis preventing it from being flacid. It’s just the skin that is hard. Their arms and legs can sposta around, why not the penis?


The Moral issues.

People have stated that they don’t like how Bella got pregnant in her teen years, before receiving an education.
The main issues society has with teen pregnancy are:
*The effects it has on the futures of the parents (education)
*Finances/income
*Mentality (partying, drinking habbits)
*Mental capability
*Knowledge of childcare.

Many of these points don’t apply at all to Edward and Bella.
First of all, they did not create a new life intentionally. They didn’t even know it was possible, so there was no need for birth control. They weren’t a couple of irresponsible teenagers.
*Edward already has a lot of education. più education than any human needs. Bella knows she’s going to become a vampire. She has all the time in the world to go to college as many times as she desires.
*The Cullens are very wealthy. They’re not going to kick Edward out of the house because he got Bella pregnant. Neither of them really need a career, but they can obtain one easily, if they want to, just as Carlisle.
* I’m sure Edward grew out of the partying and drinking phase long ago. Bella never enteres that phase. They don’t feel the need to go out and be teenagers, so they’re not going to neglect their baby because one of their Friends is throwing a house party.
* &* The last two points are the only ones that may apply. None of the Cullens know what it is like to raise a baby. Esme may have a slight clue, but her baby dies very young, so she doesn’t have much experience.
But this does not apply to only teen parents, it applies to all first time parents. te learn as te go.
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Me, Myself, and I

By Rita Skeeter

Exclusive interview with notorious Death Eater Bellatrix Lestrange

Here I am, sitting in the private dungeon of the notorious Bellatrix Lestrange, most feared follower of the Dark Lord, and having a completely normal interview. Read on to see if there’s più to Bellatrix than just madness and a nasty reputation!

RS: Hello!

BL: *growls*

RS: Do te mind if I use a quick-quotes quill?

BL: What’s that?

*fingers wand handle threateningly*

RS: Oh, nothing, erm, moving on…Can I call te Bella?

BL: No.

RS: How would te describe your relationship with the man known as...
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I would like to start da quoting Susanna Laitala, who wrote a review of Breaking Dawn for a Finnish newspaper: "... da Stephenie Meyer, who, in my opinion, is a very talented writer." I disagree: I do not think Meyer could write even a decent children's book, with a plot culminating in a giraffe finding his Lost scarf. She would probably decide that the giraffe is suddenly carnivore who has green stripes instead of brown spots - she has already done so to the beloved villains of literature, vampires. Meyer's Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. are in fact 'vegetarian': they drink only animal blood. In addition, they...
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1.A lot of trees have been sacrificed for Twishit
2.It's deathly boring
3.Sparkling vampires?Really?
4.Edward is a pedophile and a stalker.To every girl who thinks Edward's the perfect boyfriend: a guy who watches te when te sleep,is not romantic,but creepy.
5.There are a lot of plotholes
6.Bella has as much personality as the spoon I'm looking at right now.
7.Quotations like 'liquid topaz eyes' (since when are eyes liquid???)and 'it's an optional choice'(Where does Smeyer live,because it's obvious they don't have a dictionary there)
8.Bella is the stereotype of the woman before feminism.She's completely...
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Publishers Weekly-"After her transformation into a vampire, it's almost impossible to identify with her in Breaking Dawn"

Lilah Lohr of the Chicago Tribune-"Bella's character, compared to the Quileute wolves, is less satisfying"

Kirkus Reviews-"Bella's appeal is based on magic rather than character, but her and Edward's portrayal of dangerous innamorati hits the spot"
"Bella's personality is flat and obsessive"

Laura Miller of salon.com-"In regards of Edward and Bella, neither of them has much personality to speak of"

Jennifer Reese of Entertainment Weekly-"You may wish she had loftier goals and a mind...
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Ron just wouldn't can it. We were all at the table, while Ron was blabbing about how Professor Snape had gave him detention. For crying out loud, if he just payed attention in class he wouldn't have!
"'Mione, can te pass the butter?" he detto with mouth full of chicken. I scowled at him and passed him some. "'Mione, te don't look so good are te ok?" Harry whispered in my ear. I shook my head. After riding a scopa and falling off because of stupid Malfoy hadn't done wonders on the headache i already had. "You want to go to the infarmery, im pretty sure the med-witch has." he began but Ron...
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