This is purely my opinion. NOTE: A lot of these are jokes.

1. Hermione should become an anti-feminist

2. Harry should have killed Dobby in book 2

3. Trixy's torture should have left permanently disfiguring scars

4. Hermione should have bigger flaws. Something più that being kind of bossy

5. vampires

6. The United States of America

7. Ginny becomes a prostitute, as nature would have it.

8. Ron died playing chess

9. Dumbledore gets killed da a unicorn

10. Harry's scar was on the inside of his wrist.

11. The Cioccolato shouldn't be alive

12. They listened to music

13. They drive cars

14. Kristen Stewart should have been cast as Trixy

15. Hermione should have been names Jenny and gets killed at a midnight mostra da the drunken Mr. Brightside, because she's a cheating...

16. Harry should have Swallowed It

17. Fred and George should have experimented with incest

18. The magic wands should have been bubblewands

19. Voldemort's emotional pain should have manifested itself through a song which expresses how everyone in the world deserves to die.

20. Trixy opens a resturant

21. Voldemort should have thrown Trixy in the furnace

22. Trixy cooks up Rodolphus and serves him to Voldemort

23. Trixy has girly fantasies of marrying

24. Snape forces Hermione to start up a teacher/student affair

25. Hermione dresses up like a guy to get away, while Ron, the Jr. Sailor, sneaks her away.

26. Snape becomes a judge

27. Hermione turns out to be Voldemort's daughter

28. Hermione changes her name to Johanna

29. Trixy should have changed her name to Nellie

30. The picture below