Harry Potter vs Twilight Article: 30 Things That Would Make the Harry Potter Series Better

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30 Things That Would Make the Harry Potter Series Better

posted by youknowit101

This is purely my opinion. NOTE: A lot of these are jokes.

1. Hermione should become an anti-feminist

2. Harry should have killed Dobby in book 2

3. Trixy's torture should have left permanently disfiguring scars

4. Hermione should have bigger flaws. Something più that being kind of bossy

5. vampires

6. The United States of America

7. Ginny becomes a prostitute, as nature would have it.

8. Ron died playing chess

9. Dumbledore gets killed da a unicorn

10. Harry's scar was on the inside of his wrist.

11. The Cioccolato shouldn't be alive

12. They listened to music

13. They drive cars

14. Kristen Stewart should have been cast as Trixy

15. Hermione should have been names Jenny and gets killed at a midnight mostra da the drunken Mr. Brightside, because she's a cheating...

16. Harry should have Swallowed It

17. Fred and George should have experimented with incest

18. The magic wands should have been bubblewands

19. Voldemort's emotional pain should have manifested itself through a song which expresses how everyone in the world deserves to die.

20. Trixy opens a resturant

21. Voldemort should have thrown Trixy in the furnace

22. Trixy cooks up Rodolphus and serves him to Voldemort

23. Trixy has girly fantasies of marrying

24. Snape forces Hermione to start up a teacher/student affair

25. Hermione dresses up like a guy to get away, while Ron, the Jr. Sailor, sneaks her away.

26. Snape becomes a judge

27. Hermione turns out to be Voldemort's daughter

28. Hermione changes her name to Johanna

29. Trixy should have changed her name to Nellie

30. The picture below

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bri-marie ^LOL That's awesome! Number two so should have happened >.<

AllyAM Yeah, Dobby bugged me a lot, he grew on me (somehow) though

bri-marie He didn't grow on me until Bellatrix stabbed him (in the movie).

GemonkDruid HP did have vampires. :/

youknowit101 I meant the right kind of vampires

GemonkDruid Then perhaps you should have put that there.

ThePrincesTale #6 is crap. 'The United States of America' Pftt. Why would you even suggest that? I know it's meant to be a joke but still... Harry Potter has already been americanised. 'Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone'...like wtf?

ThePrincesTale But aside from that...some were kind of funny, I have to admit. But you forgot to add: #31. NINJAS

i-am-mariella Yep, some of these were funny. Basically all of them were Sweeney Todd ones, haha.

Italktosnakes Ewww...the USA? Nahh, not in HP :L x

alexthedog Is that HBC without makeup? Eurgh!!!

woofbark LOL.... But I like Helena Bonham Carter as Bellatrix :) But number 2 was hilarious. :D

theblondegirl 3. Trixy's torture should have left permanently disfiguring scars I agree with this, it would've been interesting. 6. The United States of America There was a brief mention of American witch schools in book 4. But not everything revolves around the USA, you know =) I don't see any reason how HP's would have been better had they featured more of your beloved country. But they would've been more clichéd in my opinion. 7. Ginny becomes a prostitute, as nature would have it I have a confession to make. I have flirted and made out with guys! OMG! I am probably on my way to becoming a prostitute. Thanks for the warning.

youknowit101 It's a joke. Why can't anyone ever take anything lightly. Learn to laugh. Stop taking everything so seriously. It's a joke. It's supposed to be funny. What's wrong with you? It's a joke. Why can't you take a joke? It's a joke. Learn to take a joke. Stop taking everything so seriously

Mongoose09 ^ i find this article funny, but i just dont find that USA joke funny at all. you must think too highly of your country for that thought to be even inside your head, joke or not.

zanhar1 I agree with #3 and #22 and #30 XD but I disagree with #14 and #21 I like how you combinded Harry Potter with Sweeney Todd they're my favorite movies.

KateKicksAss This was funny, but Helena is and always will be beautiful <3 What's wrong with that picture? She looks better than most women her age anyways.

theblondegirl I can only assume Yki's latest comment was directed towards himself...o.O

youknowit101 Sort of

GinnyXHarryluv er um who is Trixy?

youknowit101 Bellatrix

nany5755 lol!

Misharrypotter we some was funny but i would not see dobby be killed or harry potter and the golden tior would half died in the last book

Ultimately57 Good one on number 10

Allies57 How on Earth does any of these make Harry Potter better.

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My reasons for liking Harry Potter più than Twilight

posted by ariba_c

This is how I feel about HP vs. Twilight. Twilight fan feel free to state your own opinion but I would prefer no one fights. These are my opinions and everyone is entitled to their own.

I know there are many of these articoli on here but this is my own and wanted to share it. Sorry about how long it is! And please excuse any typos!

1. The character have personalities and depth. They grow and change and even minor characters are so complex
-Dobby: Dobby was a house elf that belonged to the Malfoy family. At great risk to himself, he tried to keep Harry from danger da attempting to persuade him...

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"Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," o the ending of the Twilight saga?

posted by maritina12345

Would te prefer to read the new adventures of tordo, mughetto after "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," o to know what happens to Edward and Bella after the ending of the Twilight saga?

Would you prefer to read the new adventures of thrush after "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," or to know what happens to Edward and Bella after the ending of the Twilight saga?

Summer is the perfect opportunity to stop and relax and let your imagination fly: and what better opportunity to spend some 'time to read, drift into a fabulous world of the best stories?

But what would be the perfect book for summer: a new chapter of Harry Potter o the sequel to Breaking Dawn? Would te prefer to read the new adventures of tordo, mughetto after "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," o to know what happens to Edward and Bella after the ending of the Twilight saga? Vote!

And how can te imagine più of these stories? Let go of the fantasy and ... "write" te Harry Potter 8 and the new adventures of Edward and Bella!

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Why I Enjoyed Harry Potter più than Twilight

posted by LavenderBrown

Twihards o Rabid fan (thats obsessive Twilight fans, all of you): Don't read this. I don't want to get mauled o drowned.
I apologize for any spelling o grammar errors.
Don't get me wrong- I like Twilight just fine. However, many parts of it really annoyed me. Here are my reasons why I liked Harry Potter better.

1. Characters.
Lets compare:
Lead female role in HP: Hermione Granger. Flaws: a bit nerdy, Know-it-all, and Bossy. Good traits: Stood up for herself (as well as think for herself), worked against racism (for house-elves), was loyal to Harry at all times, and didn't try to kill herself...

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Bellatrix vs Bella battle

posted by HaleyDewit

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good
Rhytm of Poker Face

Bellatrix:
I’ve been in Azkaban for più than a decade
So if you’d attraversare, croce my way te don’t think I’ll be afraid
I’ve become an icona in the whole wizarding world
And you’re not even hot enough to be an escort girl

Bella:
Whoa (x8)
You think you’re the best
But your hair’s like a mess
Whoa (x8)
You got no style
You Amore a dude who’s dead nor alive

Bellatrix:
I would like, I would like
Now I would really like to Crucio your face!
Death Eaters:
You just insulted her lover
Bella:
No not my, no not my
Don’t te mess with my pretty face
Death...

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The Secret Life of Edward Cullen Part 11: The Epic Final Battle of Epic Epicness

posted by siriuslyawesome

Whoa. Its the final battle already? It seems like this all started a week ago....which it did....so...yeah.
NOTE: I am a Twilight fan, so do not suggest that I think all Twilight fan are crazy. I also think HP is better than Twilight, though. Just a little.
NOTE:I like HP and T, I am not trying to make fun of either, I'm just having fun with some of the ideas.
NOTE: okay, I'm just putting this note in to build suspense.
NOTE: This is it. The big one. The end. The last one. The one and only. The awesome one. The one that is the end. The climatic one. The one that, if te do not read, will send...

Stephenie Meyer Sucks Part 1

posted by SpeedyGonzalez

I, SpeedyGonzalez did NOT write this. I just merely copyed and pasted it.

Ah, yes, Stephenie Meyer, autore of the Twilight series. My opinion of her, from the way that she has presented herself to the public in interviews and such, is that she is a whiny, self absorbed woman with the mind of a 13 anno old. She can't deal with criticism because it hurts her delicate little feelings, and believes that she is an amazing writer and that her story and characters are somehow superior to those seen in the works of people such as Jane Austen and William Shakespeare. Here's one statement that shows that...

Why Harry Potter is better than Twilight

posted by Love4Hermione

So Harry Potter is MUCH better than some stupid book about wimpy girls and sparkly fairies. First off:
ALL the Twilight people are UGLY! I mean seriously, Taylor Lautners muscles are gross and he has ugly man-boobs. He looks like a creep on steroids. and Robert Pattison looks like a bum, and Kristen looks like a drug aggict as Bella. I mean, EW! Who wants to watch a movie with eyesores like them? Harry Potter is WAY better, I mean we have HOT guys, and the girls aren't half bad either! I mean. we have Lucius, Draco, Sirius, and Snape to say the LEAST! Plus like a zillion other eye-candy dudes!...

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45 Reasons Why Harry Potter Is A Million Times Better Than Twilight: da Renarimae.

posted by Renarimae

1. It has better writing.
2. It's plotline is better.
3. I'd rather read a book about a teenage boy going to a wizardry school and fighting a dark sorceror than one about a ditzy girl who's way too obsessed with her sparkly boyfriend.
4. The characters are più relateable.
5. J.K. Rowling is not afraid to kill off plenty of good guys.
6. Most of the characters' educations actually matter to them.
7. It doesn't have thousands of rabid fangirls.
8. The characters are più three-dimensional.
9. It stays true to mythology.
10. It has più types of Amore in it, not just romantic and sexual Amore (or should...

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Why I like Harry Potter and Why I dont like Twilight

posted by zanhar1

The Golden Trio

I'll Start with Harry Potter:

1.The Characters are più likeable.
4.Even the villans are likeable.
3.You can related to at least one of the likeable characters.
4.Harry Potter has Bellatrix Lestrange where vas Twilight only has Isabella Swan.
5.The villans actually seem thretning unlike the Volturi.
6.The cast seems friendlier.
7.The relatonships in Harry Potter are taken one step at a time.
8.Harry Potter is più realistic; the characters each have a flaw as well as some good traits
9.Harry Potter shows real life issues such as; the loss of someone dear to you, child neglect, (the dursleys) and raceism....

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Why Twilight is not entirely bad (written da a forever HP fan)

posted by HecateA

Before te start reading, I'd like to say this is my personal opinion. Maybe I'm wrong. If I am, I'd appreciate te don't get mad because I don't like fighting. It wasn't meant to be rude, mean o hurtfull to anybody.

For me Twilight was too easy to read. I could predict what would happen and the plot was too easy. The thing is, the plot isn't bad. Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. exist, that's cool. te know one, yes, very cool. But the way Stephenie Meyer introduces it, how she developed her characters, how she modeled the vampire species, that is where Twilight gets people annoyed. It represent the iceburg that...

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FAKE interview with J.k. Rowling and Stephanie Meyer(what would happen?part one)

posted by moolah

I thought this would be fun!Guess what!?What if I had an interview with J.K. Rowling and Stephanie Meyer together!This is the fake interview with me,J.K. Rowling,and Stephanie Meyer:
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Me:Welcome,Stephanie.Welcome,J.K.
Rowling:Hello.
Meyer:Hi.
M:Are te ready for the interview?
R:Yeah,Stephanie.
Stephanie:Yes.
M:Ok,since te both write fiction-how did te come up with the books?
S.M.:It was a dream,the meadow scene and I woke up and I'm like,"How did they get their?How did they fall in love?WHat would happen,next?"I jumped out of letto and sat down and started writing.Going,"I can't...

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Why I believe Twilight is popolare

posted by GemonkDruid

First, let me get this straight: I'm not a fan of Twilight. In fact, I hate it. But I can see why everyone's so hyped up about it.

You see, I've recently been introduced to a new theory- The Twelve-Year-Old girl theory. It's mostly used in music, like for popolare icone like Hannah Montana, Justin Bieber, the Jonas Brothers, but Twilight also fits into this catagory.

What is the Twelve-Year-Old girl theory, te might ask? Well, let's just look at people at the age of twelve first. When te turn twelve, you're on the thin line between childhood and the teen years. You're young and vulnerable,...

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Response to "how come people like hp più than gorgeous edward cullen"

posted by ChocAttack266

This is an answer to a domanda postato da coolbek. If te read it, please feel free to provide constructive criticism. However, please don't post hateful commenti without backing up your opinion - it just makes te look foolish.

These are my reasons as to why people like Harry Potter più than Edward Cullen:

1. Harry has flaws - anger, sometimes arrogance and a few more. These flaws make Harry a character with depth, and also a character that we can relate to. Nobody can be perfect in the real world – our flaws are what make us human. The saying “Perfection…is apt to be dull” explains...