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posted by peoplesuck
Here is part one scene nine. This one is longer and sorry AwesomeHippie, it ends with a cliffhanger.
The board meeting was finally ending. Cuddy had just spent an ora listening to testimonial about how she was a whore and Tritter was just so damn wonderful, the usual stuff. She was so sick of being punished for what had happened. Hadn’t she taken her fill? Wasn’t it over yet? At least she had gotten off with only a suspension, but now the bastard was going to find out what had driven her to America. That would be very bad for her. Not that what she had done was terrible, but the head of the board would construe it to make her look bad. In reality she had done the Americans a favor, o tried to anyway, and this was the thanks she got?
“This doesn’t feel right,” Cuddy detto setting a file down on the table.
She and Sarah were at Caribou Coffee looking over possible adopted parents.
“This is not the same as what happened to you,” Sarah replied.
“Look, it’s been a bad day. I really don’t feel like doing this right now.”
“For the past six weeks the entirety of your existence has been of sub-par quality. What’s so special about today?”
“Well to start with I had a flat tire and had to walk. On the way to work I busted a heel and got soaking wet while wearing white. Wilson wasted thirty minuti babbling about how I should have called someone. Apparently House told him that I am pregnant so he had to go all chivalrous on my ass. On superiore, in alto of that the files he gave me that were supposed to be patients were actually lists and records of local therapists. I was late to a board meeting that was supposed to be about expanding the Lucas Wing. Instead I sat there for three hours getting lectured about this thing with Tritter and how I am dragging the hospitals name through the mud and blah blah blah. Now I’m suspended without pay for a week and the head of the board doctor what’s-his-face is going to dig up everything he can from my past so he can take my license.”
“Tritter slashed your tires and te didn’t want to involve anyone else, that’s why te stupidly decided to walk ten miles to work. te could’ve called me. I’m already on the hit-list. As for the board, te will not benefit from maintaining your idealism. The rule of the game is survival of the fittest not survival of the purest. Did te look at the names of those therapists?”
“I figured as much. What exactly is it that te are concerned this incompetent bureaucratic son of a cagna will find? I thought te were persecuted because te are Jewish,” Sarah sipped her fifth large White Cioccolato Mocha and watched Cuddy carefully.
“You’ve always known there was another piece to the story. Don’t try your psychological trickery crap on me.”
“What could te have possibly done?”
“I’ll tell te some giorno Sarah, but not now.”
“Intriguing. You’re seriously considering keeping your spawn?”
“That’s all te have to say? Intriguing?”
“If te have a secret the best way to keep it is to keep everyone in the dark. Tell only one person if necessary.”
“You’re going to figure out some way to retrieve my records from Iraq aren’t you?”
“Absolutely not. te didn’t answer my question.”
“I don’t know, Sarah. Why does it matter to you? My kid is not your kid.”
“I deeply regret concerning myself with your psychological health,” Sarah replied sarcastically, “If my interference annoys te such go establish contact with ignorant, self-absorbed homo-sapiens.”
“In your definition, all people are selfish.”
“There are varying degrees.”
“I see.”
“Okay, here’s the reason I infer te are reluctant to find pseudo-parents for your procreation: te were abandon da your parents and te remember how that feels and te don’t want to put your kid through the same thing.”
“Do te ever let anyone psychoanalyze you? I’m sure you’d be an interesting study.”
“Indubitably not.”
“What if I interview one of these couples o persons o whatever and they seem nice and all so I give them my baby and they turn out to be molesters o members of one of those freaky cults.”
“True, te never can trust people. However, I have the answer.”
“I’m afraid to ask, but what is your answer?”
”We have these people’s names.”
“There are only two ways to get the truth about people. One, te Converse with their associates o two, te observe them without their knowledge.”
“I believe they call number two stalking.”
“In this context it is called investigation. If it was stalking private investigators would be out of the job.”
“You are not a private investigator.”
“True, te could afford to hire one, but I’m cheaper, free actually, and very good at investigation.”
“Come on. How could te be good at investigation?”
“Psychology classes, we had to study people.”
“How is it that te know all of this random shit?”
“I like to have a diverse set of practical skills.”
“How is knowing how to stalk people practical?”
“You never know. It’s obviously going to come in handy now, because I’m going to investigate these people.”
“Fine, if te get caught and the police haul your culo off to jail, don’t call me cause I’m not going to bail te out.”
“Bureaucratic evil number three is up your anal sphincter because of your situation with Tritter correct?”
“Yes, The Board is only number three?”
“Number one is the IRS, obviously, number two is congress, but it is close. te did at least insinuate that your involvement with Tritter is not consensual right?”
“Of course I did.”
Sarah leaned inoltrare, avanti so that her face was inches from Cuddys. Cuddy leaned back and furrowed her eyebrows in confusion.
“What are te doing,” she asked warily.
Sarah did not bother answering. Instead she narrowed her eyes suspiciously and leaned backwards.
“Why would te do that,” she asked sounding like she already knew the answer.
“Do what? Lean away from you,” Cuddy asked bewildered, “I’m sorry, but I sort of prefer men. I thought te did too.”
“Ha, not even someone as pretty as te could turn me gay. I was checking your pupils for constriction. Isn’t lying against one of the six-hundred and thirteen commandments?”
“You do it all the time and it violates one of your ten commandments.”
“Touche. Why didn’t te defend yourself? Bureaucratic evil number three obviously had the court transcript so they knew what te detto happened.”
“The court transcript was dato to bureaucratic evil number three da the judge who is obviously on Tritters side in the matter. It is different than me blatantly stating what really happened o trying to prove that what I say is the truth.”
“Who is it that you’re defending?”
“The only other person he’s really threatened, so far, is you.”
“I have a black-belt in several forms of martial arts, I kick-box, I know how to fight. Plus I am currently carrying four concealed weapons. Wilson is the same size if not bigger than Tritter, I’m sure he could probably take care of himself. The person about whom te are concerned who has the least muscular potential would be House.”
“Except for the crippled leg he’s not weak.”
“You are still hormonally attracted to him.”
“Don’t start.”
“I’ll stop mentioning your hormonal attraction to House when te stop being a martyr.”
“I’m not __”
“Since te are going to deny it, here,” Sarah detto taking a twenty-two caliber out of her calzino and setting it on the table, “Obviously, you’re going to need it.”
“I do not have a gun license.”
“And no one should be able to rape someone and be protected da a county judge. You’re going to have to get your hands dirty on this one.”
“If I break the law they will ship my culo back to Iraq where I will be tortured and killed o to Israel where the Iraqi government will find me then torture and kill me.”
“Then find some other way to fight this. I would gladly kill him, but it would appear that if he dies te die. The only other option is for te to leave the state, but he could easily follow te and te wouldn’t give up your hospital anyway.”
“And te would destroy any other dean of medicine and consequently my hospital.”
“The secondo consequence would be inadvertent.”
Cuddy fell silent, staring at the gun debating over whether o not to take it. On one hand she was angry enough to shoot him. On the other hand she was sick of this. If she shot him, she would be put on trial, then there would be an immigration hearing, and it would all be dragged out for years, decades even. All she wanted was to continue her life in peace, but that did not seem to be an option. It was never an option. If one thing wasn’t going wrong another was. If one storm ended another was in its wake. That’s how it had been for the past eighteen years. Yet, she had maintained her idealism, her optimism that things would get better. She could kill him and run, but that would entail leaving her hospital, her hospital that she had worked so hard for. Giving up her job, just about the only good thing in her life, was a deal breaker. There were other ways to kill people, but the instant he died the police would come barging through her door and they would fry her with either real o falsified evidence. How perfectly he had erased her options.
Three hours later…
House walked up to Cuddys door and began banging on it urgently with his cane. She had not been at work that day. For some reason it worried him. After several minuti of standing there banging incessantly on the door she did not answer. Suddenly he heard a faint clinking sound, like metal hitting cement.
If he thinks he is going to do anything else to her, I swear to God, House thought angrily. Quietly, he crept in the direction of the sound, his cane raised above his head threateningly. It had come from the box auto, garage he was sure of it. There were many things in Cuddys box auto, garage that were metal and could be used to beat her. The thought of that sickened him and made him go faster. He rounded the corner into the box auto, garage and found himself staring down the barrel of a twenty-two caliber.
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posted by ToriH389
Lollipop Isues 8

House-so why do I have to do the stupid tests again.....
Wilson-cause Cuddy detto so....
House-she's not my boss like that te know
Wilson-ya I know...but it still might be your kid...
House-so how are things with te and Liz...
Wilson-okay...why do te care...
House-I don't know....just making conversation...
Wilson-you NEVER just make conversation....
House-I really wanted to know if her and te were having sex still....
Wilson-why does that matter if we are o not....
House-so I take it your not....
Wilson-she doesn't want to get pregnant again...
House-you know there are things called...
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posted by huddy_aimee
umm here's part 7...so far it's my favourite chappy...please read and review...im still thriving on my others!!!

It was late afternoon and House was at the helm; the pilot had left them a few hours ago. The sun was sinking dangerously close to the horizon, sending an arancia, arancio haze over the sea and sky. The smells of cooking salmone had engulfed the yacht and surrounding areas.
Cuddy came out a few minuti later and handed House a plate before sitting on a built in bench in the cockpit, carefully placing her cena on her lap.
"We might as well make the most of it, " she said, gazing out at the sunset....
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posted by XhuddyobsessedX
ciao just to tell te everything that's going on...
Kutner has a crush on Cuddy
Gabby is Cuddy's sister
Rob is Gabby's Husband
Skyler is Cuddy's niece...
This should be on FF soon =] so im only gonna post the first 2 chappies here then they'll be on FF...and btw should I continue?

Just stop ok!?
I’m sorry it’s just that I hate when you’re mad!
I’m not mad!
You’re yelling aren’t you!?
Yes but that’s not the point.
Well, you’re mad!!
*a tear rolled down her cheek and blurred her vision*
It blurred her vision...
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posted by huddybuddy17
Chapter 1: Enough is Never Enough
Disclaimer: I do not own any characters of House M.D. All characters/thematic concepts are owned da David puntellare, riva and Co.

The distinct sound of wood courting hardwood resonated throughout House’s once-empty, recluse apartment, the hollow bachelor’s pad that had served as his proscenium stage and knew him all too well. The stage that had tacitly reciprocated a promise: to never leave. Unlike Stacey, his indigenous thigh muscle, and his once “less miserable” outlook on life, his apartment had never negated o forsaken him. In fact, if his apartment walls...
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posted by huddy_aimee
read review and rate!!! thanks for all your precedente commenti and ratings!!!

House was led up inoltrare, avanti da an impatient Lisa Cuddy. The sum was slowly decending out of the sky and Cuddy lay herself down on the warm deck of the yacht. House popped 3 Vicodin and waited for a few minuti for the desired effect before he lowered himself over his lover. She looked at him with passion and lust in her eyes. House felt her avvolgere her legs around his hips, tugging him closer. He allowed his hands to wander over her body before wrapping his arms around her back commence in untying her bikini. She gasped...
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posted by huddy_aimee
AN thanks for all your guys commenti and ratings...i hope te are enjoying this 'series'...please read and review.... PLEASE!!! XD

Cuddy had come into work, early as usual, and she recalled the talk she had, had with Wilson that night regarding the ticket to Greece...


"Hey, I have a ticket to go to Greece, I won't be using it, I can't be bothered going anymore, do te want to go instead?" he had asked.
"I don't know, I have Rachel and the hospital to look after, not to mention, House, with me gone he'd probably raze the building,"
"C'mon, Lisa, when was the last time te went...
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posted by huddysmacked
So this is something I made in Literature class because we're seeing poesia and well, I decided that House deserved and Ode

Magnificent mostra it is
when it's gone I'm sure we'll miss
the joy it's brought da it
But let's not hink about that part,
not yet,
the ending is far.

It's unknown the charm
of that sarcastic ass
who likes to prank
his best friendat times.
But it's a known truth
his attitude is rude
and that we don't mind
his continous snarks.

His beard, his cane
makes him rare,
unique, if I may say.
His eyes are lightning rays
taht allow us to see
the genious and human he is.

Our Amore is devoted
and we trust them
to keep him in shape
and not change his grace.
It unites us fans
the crazy teenage girls
that wouldn't care
to be insulted da
this aroogant man.
posted by peoplesuck
All right here are pages 11-20. Obviously this is a long prologue and as te have probably guessed a long story. This is where we get to the main plot. Please comment. Thank you. =).

“I was actually wondering if te would reconsider my offer for dinner.”
“No,” Cuddy replied still retaining her gentle tone.
She turned on her heel and returned to the tavolo where House, Wilson, and Sarah were still seated. All three of them watched her sit back down curiously.
“Well,” Sarah prompted when Cuddy didn’t say anything.
“He bitched at me about my testimony and asked me if I would reconsider...
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- "Wilson!" Wilson woke up freezing cold, realizing he had no blankets at all. "You need to call the guy. I've been telling te for a week to call the guy. We need a new heater!"
- Seven days with a broken heater, and six of those days Wilson had been woken up da House, the annoyingly sarcastic middle-aged son he never had. "House, where are my blankets?" "You can apperantly stand the freezing cold temperature of this appartment but I can't. So I took your blankets so that my culo doesn't end up Frozen to your couch."
- Wilson sat up shivering. "So te took my beddings and added them to the five...
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