A good friens will tell te it´s okay to be scared of a horror movie...but te best frined will come into your room when te are asleep, witha hockeymask on and a chain saw and scare te to death.

A good friend will bring an umbrella if it´s rainig outside...but your best friend will steal yours and run away shouting, "Run,run!"

A good friend will gives te money for your lunch...but your best friend will take your´s and say, "You don´t need it. You´re too fat anyway."

A good friend tells te it´s okay if te don´t want to ride on the roller coaster with him...but your best friend will pull out handcuffs and cuff te to the roller coaster. Forcing te to ride it.

A good friend will try to talk te out of bungee jumping..but your best friend will take the cintura for himself and throw te of the cliff without a care in the world.

FIVE WAYS TO DISTINGUISH BETWEEN TRUE AND SIMPLE FRIENDS


There are five easy ways to distinguish between simple and true friends........



i)    A FRIEND will ask politely before using your things.

    A TRUE FRIEND will use it anyway.

ii)    A FRIEND will call te da your name.

    A TRUE FRIEND wil call te da silly, stupid nicknames.

iii)    A FRIEND will politely refuse your invitation of coming to your home.

    A TRUE FRIEND will come; invite o not.

iv)    A FRIEND will return your libri in time.

    A TRUE FRIEND will not return it until te ask for.

v)    A FRIEND will point out your mistakes anywhere, so te can be a better person.

    A TRUE FRIEND will never point out your mistake before anyone. But will do when te are alone.

        AIM IS SAME; WHAT MATTERS IS THE PATH..........