1. te really like peaches and think everytime te eat a pesca, peach you'll end up dancing with jareth in a bubble.

2. te can recite all of the movie.
3. te try to wish your sibling away to the goblin king.
4. te try to wish yourself away to the goblin king.
5. te own an over abundance of labyrinth tshirts and paraphernalia.
6. You've Lost count of how many times you've watched the movie.
7. te own the DVD o VHS.
8. some retarded twilight fan asks u what team are te on? te answer Team Jareth. (I can't stand twilight and it's fan base).
9. te quote o make labyrinth references and confuse...