I'm usually skint, so I'd probablly nab em off someone else. ^^

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I'd just bring you down to my shop so we can meet and read them, mwahaha!

Thats such a cool idea!! then there could be a video game 'Marvel Vs. LOST' lolz

ha! Yeah "Sorry, the shop's closed today. Why? Because of er... a leak. And a rat infestation. Why am I still here? Er... I am a rat. And I'm imune to water. What's all those copies of the lost comic books? Er, they're fakes... for protection..."

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You forgot "Why is J here as well? To...help kill the rats?"

Actually, at my old work the roof caved in from water pressure and I had to stay open until I told the boss there was no way I was working like that.

"Yeah... J's the exterminator. Why does he not have protective clothes? Because er... he's immune to the rats' diseases. Because he's already dying...Who's that girl with the brown hair? Leak expert. In fact, she's a mermaid, yeah, which means she can withstand the water..."

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By this point in the conversation I think whoever we were talking to would have left.

Amy is a mermaid? :O You can live in Atlantis with Namor and me ^_^

hahahaha yes, unless they're particularly argumentative :D

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P.s. Way ahead of you. *splash*

Mermaids are hot, well, that's a lie, the top half of semi naked women are hot, I'm not a fan of getting it on with some fish scales ¬_¬

As long as you have a mermaid like Ariel, who grows normal human parts when she comes back on land, and then you can throw her in the sea and re-mermaid her afterwards

Like in futurama.

Fry: How do I...? you know, with the tail and all...

Mermaid: I'm not your first, am I?

*Fry runs away frantically*

Fry: Why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid? With the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?

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P.s. Damn, my memory's good.

You forgot some lines "I lay my eggs, then I leave, and you spread your fertilizer", my memory is better :P

ah, you see that is a revelation to me 'cause I dont have the DVDs and they cut that line out of the TV version.

I've always wondered though, thanks!

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Ah my dear, you need to abuse my DVD's! As soon as I have another job my DVD's will likely be doubled :D

my stepbrother has them. I may steal them from him next time he's here.

mwahahahahahaha

(evil laugh again)

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Fine, take away reasons for you to come visit, the only way so far is if I'm a superhero >_> :P

Oh, I'll come visit one day. If only to take advantage of your DVDs, comic-books and various other perks. :p

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I have many perks ¬_¬

i wouldn't have heard of the show.

If it was made into a BOOK rather than a comic/manga, and it came out after the show aired, then probably yes. However, I would still prefer to watch the episodes.

Nothing is better than the original

I would read the comic, but I'd burn the manga and be ashamed that it exsisted

I'd buy ANYTHING Lost <3