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(ich hatte langeweile und habe mir mal ein mieses englisches schimpfwort ausgedacht)

Fucking-stupid-sluttish-slut-of-a-whorish-bitch-slut-brat-who-would-do-josh-schwartz-just-to-get-a-bad-payed-role-dealing-with-a-fucked-up-character-everybody-likes-in-the-beginning-but-then-got-only-bad-and-humiliating-storiylines-so-that-the-character-got-hard-and-hollow-or-just-ended-up-with-some-pitty-of-a-boyfriend-fucking-around-and-not-caring-for-her-feelings-a-second-until-he-looses-her-and-gets-her-again-and-loses-her-again-because-his-character-is-fucked-up-too-and-her-character-is-probably-going-to-die-or-getting-pregnant-from-some-random-stranger-in-the-end-anyway-and-after-her-damn-chareer-making-friends-with-mrs-damm-just-to-get-her-fashion-knowledge-skrewed-up-and-then-bonding-with-karin-fucking-annoying-whore-to-be-naive-and-stupid-and-sluttish-together-just-to-probably-get-killed-along-with-her-or-ending-up-marring-a-lama-which-spits-in-her-face-every-moring-as-a-way-to-say-''whoa-how-could-I-get-married-to-such-a-stupid-neurotic-bitch,-I-can't-belive-I-didn't-listen-to-my-lama-parents-how-can-I-get-rid-of-her?''-and-after-killing-her-poor-innocent-lama-husband-getting-pregnant-from-pettersson-without-a-real-name-or-findus-nobody-really-knows-this-probably-both-and-burying-her-newly-born-cat-finne-slut-baby-in-peter-lustigs-not-so-funny-fun-corner-just-to-finally-get-head-shotted-by-a-damn-cool-muckla-in-hunnululu...
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All my Friends are coming over
And I hope nobody told her
She has a way of turning sunshine into rain
I’ve got on that camicia she hates
I just know that face she’ll make
Even though it hurts, she’s my preferito pain
She never drives her car, she drives me crazy
She went out of gas, and somehow I’m to blame

I’ll take her out and drop her off
On the outskirts of our town
I’ll leave a trail of rose that’ll lead back home (so come back home)
She’ll pick a fight for no good reason
She knows I’ll never leave
I Amore her half to death,
But she’s killing me

All my friends, they say they like her...
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(WARNING: miese insiderwitze, die nur ich verstehe :D interessiert niemand aber ich habe gewisse aggressionen gegen kA(HHHH)- RIIIIII(HHHH)N Fucking slut whore cagna brat)

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the secondo level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shiet thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed da Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'...
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LEARN CHINESE IN FIVE MINUTES...(IF te ARE CHINESE, PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS OFFENSIVELY...IT IS ONLY FOR HUMOR) te MUST READ THIS OUT LOUD...

1 - THAT'S NOT RIGHT...Sum Ting Wong

2 - ARE te HARBORING A FUGITIVE...Wai Yu Hai Ding

3 - SEE ME ASAP...Kum Hia

4 - STUPID MAN...Dum Fuk

5 - SMALL HORSE...Tai Ni Po Ni

6 - DID te GO TO THE BEACH...Wai Yu So Tan

7 - I BUMPED THE COFFEE TABLE...Ai Bang Mai Fa King Ni

8 - I THINK te NEED A FACE LIFT...Chin Tu Fat

9 - IT'S VERY DARK IN HERE...Wai So Dim

10 - I THOUGHT te WERE ON A DIET...Wai Yu Mun Ching

11 - THIS IS A TOW AWAY ZONE...No Pah King

12 - OUT MEETING IS SCHEDULED FOR successivo WEEK...Wai Yu Kum Now

13 - STAYING OUT OF SIGHT...Lei Ying Lo

14 - HE'S CLEANING HIS AUTOMOBILE...Wa Shing Ka

15 - YOUR BODY ODOR IS OFFENSIVE...Yu Stin Ki Pu

16 - GREAT!...Fa King Su Pa
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Female come backs

Man: Where have te been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen te someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this sede, sedile empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if te sit down.

Man: Your place o mine?
Woman: Both. te go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do te do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: ciao baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do te like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would te stay there?

Man: If I could see te naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw te naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.