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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the CIE HQ, Heckler was waiting in a glass cylinder in a large square room. Con, P, and a few other CIE employees were in the same room with him.

Heckler: So what am I doing here?
P: Staying here until your death.
Heckler: That sounds dreadful.
Con: It sounds nice actually.
P: I have to go to a meeting soon. We better get going.
Parcival: Make sure he doesn't escape!
Con: *walks to S* Something tells me this guy has a plan to run. We'll need a few extra guards in here just in case.
S: Ok.
Snow: Hi Con.
Con: Oh, hey.
Snow: Sorry for abandoning te earlier.
Con: Whatever. That griffon I was with is dead if that helps.
Snow: Yay!

Everyone was so distracted talking to each other that they didn't notice Heckler breaking the glass.

S: Stop him!!
Heckler: *steals gun*
Con: I'm going after him
S: *gives con gun*
Con: Thanks. *runs after Heckler*
S: *goes to lab*
Heckler: *goes underground*
Con: *follows*
S: Ok. Heckler is heading toward a train station. There's a bunch of subways that go through this town. You'll have to find him before he gets on any train.
Con: I know *goes to door* It's locked.
S: Well use your unicorn magic o something.
Con: *magically opens door* te happy?
S: That was cool to watch.
Heckler: *goes into office*
cop: Hey! te can't enter here!
Con: *heres gun shots*
S: We Lost sight of Heckler, you'll have to find him on your own.
Con: Great. *sees Heckler* I see him. He's dressed as a police officer.
S: There's another pony similar to him. He may be on the train.
Con: Well then I'm getting on.
S: Wait, he's not on there.
Con: Make up your mind! The train's going to leave soon!
S: He's not on
engineer: *drives train*
S: He's on! GO!
Con: *runs to train*

The unicorn kept running until he jumped on the back.

old pony: Well, he's keen to get home.
Con: *knocks on door* Open the door please.
mare: *looks out window*
Con: Open! The door!
mare: *opens door*
Con: Can't your gender do anything right? *walks to Heckler*
engineer: *stops at station*
Heckler: *walks off train*
Con: *follows*
Heckler: *runs to exit*

At P's meeting

Judge: Good morning everypony.
everyone: Good morning Judge Juli.
Judge: We are all forced to be here, because of a pony that refuses to give up her job as controller of the CIE.
everyone: so what?
Judge: We are now going to hear why this pony won't give up her job.
P: I won't give up my job, because I'm wunderbar at it. Though some are concerned of my personality, most are concerned of a german running an Equestrian organization.
Heckler: *steals car*
Con: *Runs*
P: It does not matter where someone is from, as long as they are good ponies. Unless they're from a terrorist country like Saddlearabia, I am Friends with everypony.
Heckler: *arrives*
Con: *arrives*
P: Germans are our allies, let one run your organization.
Heckler: Not anymore *shoots at P*
Parcival: *jumps in front of bullet* He shot my leg.
Heckler: te moved in the way!!
P: *KO's Heckler*
Parcival: te got him.
P: Ja. Get the police to deal with him. *runs to car*
??: *drives*
Parcival: WAIT!!
P: *sees driver* 0007, what the fuck are te doing?
Con: Kidnapping you.
P: Excellent!
Con: I was being sarcastic

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Continuation to Drawing Destiny. I got bored, so yeah. Just like the precedente installment, its based on creepypastas, più specifically Jeff the Killer. Please commento and stuff.
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Rarity's funeral was a week after her remains were found. Twilight had discovered the corpse in the boutique when she had gone searching for a type of gem to use in a spell. Hidden behind a divano she discovered Sweetie Belle. She had bloodshot eyes and was trembling uncontrolablly. Twilight, the Royal Guards, even Princess Celestia had all attempted to interview the traumatized filly, but it was all in vane. After...
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(To the tune of heart-shaped box da Nirvana)

Sitting da the door waiting for te to come back, I`ve hated so much my red hair has turned black.
For countless weeks, I have trapped myself in fear and priceless bread. Just waiting for the chance to rest my little head.

Chorus: If their is any angeli left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait.(x3)

My green foal`s breath has cut through my flawless mane. I have no più urges to play our silly game.
I wish i could pay your debt, when te ask to forget.

Chorus: If their is any angeli left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait. (x3)
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*This story shall be divided into two parts, both of them bearing a similar aspect to the secondo story of Cenerentola II: Dreams Come True. I hope that te will all enjoy this. I apologize for it being too long.*

It was a great sunny giorno in Ponyville. Everyone was doing their usual business, whether it be doing work, talking to others, o just relaxing their giorno away. As we get to the schoolhouse, we see the little colts and fillies come running out of the door. But why? Because school was out for the summer! Everyone there was very happy to leave so they could hang out with each other più often....
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In case te are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a strada, via to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a pony get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the pony was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the arancia, arancio stallion asked. "Our successivo target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...
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Stormy: That's enough Discord!!
Discord: nothing is enough for me!
Score: (picks up Nikki and takes her behind some bushes) I'm so sorry Nikki, *sniff* hang on there! (Goes back to fight)
Stormy: Your never gonna get away with this!
Discord: I already got away with this! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Score: Well? What are te waiting for? Stab me if te can.
Discord: Very Well, (picks up Score) ready?
Score: Rea-
Stormy: WAIT!!!!
Score: Stormy?! What are te doing?!?
Stormy: Listen Discord, te are-
Discord: So powerful? So Handsome? So evil?
Stormy: uhhh..no
Discord: Then what am I?
Score: Don't listen to her! Stab me!...
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posted by savana89
"rain bow dash!!!"
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR Friends but i forgive te now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed te to do te need any help dashy"
"ya can te um(looks aroud) can te clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back te must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE te SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"