At the CIE HQ, Heckler was waiting in a glass cylinder in a large square room. Con, P, and a few other CIE employees were in the same room with him.
Heckler: So what am I doing here?
P: Staying here until your death.
Heckler: That sounds dreadful.
Con: It sounds nice actually.
P: I have to go to a meeting soon. We better get going.
Parcival: Make sure he doesn't escape!
Con: *walks to S* Something tells me this guy has a plan to run. We'll need a few extra guards in here just in case.
S: Ok.
Snow: Hi Con.
Con: Oh, hey.
Snow: Sorry for abandoning te earlier.
Con: Whatever. That griffon I was with is dead if that helps.
Snow: Yay!
Everyone was so distracted talking to each other that they didn't notice Heckler breaking the glass.
S: Stop him!!
Heckler: *steals gun*
Con: I'm going after him
S: *gives con gun*
Con: Thanks. *runs after Heckler*
S: *goes to lab*
Heckler: *goes underground*
Con: *follows*
S: Ok. Heckler is heading toward a train station. There's a bunch of subways that go through this town. You'll have to find him before he gets on any train.
Con: I know *goes to door* It's locked.
S: Well use your unicorn magic o something.
Con: *magically opens door* te happy?
S: That was cool to watch.
Heckler: *goes into office*
cop: Hey! te can't enter here!
Con: *heres gun shots*
S: We Lost sight of Heckler, you'll have to find him on your own.
Con: Great. *sees Heckler* I see him. He's dressed as a police officer.
S: There's another pony similar to him. He may be on the train.
Con: Well then I'm getting on.
S: Wait, he's not on there.
Con: Make up your mind! The train's going to leave soon!
S: He's not on
engineer: *drives train*
S: He's on! GO!
Con: *runs to train*
The unicorn kept running until he jumped on the back.
old pony: Well, he's keen to get home.
Con: *knocks on door* Open the door please.
mare: *looks out window*
Con: Open! The door!
mare: *opens door*
Con: Can't your gender do anything right? *walks to Heckler*
engineer: *stops at station*
Heckler: *walks off train*
Con: *follows*
Heckler: *runs to exit*
At P's meeting
Judge: Good morning everypony.
everyone: Good morning Judge Juli.
Judge: We are all forced to be here, because of a pony that refuses to give up her job as controller of the CIE.
everyone: so what?
Judge: We are now going to hear why this pony won't give up her job.
P: I won't give up my job, because I'm wunderbar at it. Though some are concerned of my personality, most are concerned of a german running an Equestrian organization.
Heckler: *steals car*
Con: *Runs*
P: It does not matter where someone is from, as long as they are good ponies. Unless they're from a terrorist country like Saddlearabia, I am Friends with everypony.
Heckler: *arrives*
Con: *arrives*
P: Germans are our allies, let one run your organization.
Heckler: Not anymore *shoots at P*
Parcival: *jumps in front of bullet* He shot my leg.
Heckler: te moved in the way!!
P: *KO's Heckler*
Parcival: te got him.
P: Ja. Get the police to deal with him. *runs to car*
??: *drives*
Parcival: WAIT!!
P: *sees driver* 0007, what the fuck are te doing?
Con: Kidnapping you.
P: Excellent!
Con: I was being sarcastic
2 B continued
Heckler: So what am I doing here?
P: Staying here until your death.
Heckler: That sounds dreadful.
Con: It sounds nice actually.
P: I have to go to a meeting soon. We better get going.
Parcival: Make sure he doesn't escape!
Con: *walks to S* Something tells me this guy has a plan to run. We'll need a few extra guards in here just in case.
S: Ok.
Snow: Hi Con.
Con: Oh, hey.
Snow: Sorry for abandoning te earlier.
Con: Whatever. That griffon I was with is dead if that helps.
Snow: Yay!
Everyone was so distracted talking to each other that they didn't notice Heckler breaking the glass.
S: Stop him!!
Heckler: *steals gun*
Con: I'm going after him
S: *gives con gun*
Con: Thanks. *runs after Heckler*
S: *goes to lab*
Heckler: *goes underground*
Con: *follows*
S: Ok. Heckler is heading toward a train station. There's a bunch of subways that go through this town. You'll have to find him before he gets on any train.
Con: I know *goes to door* It's locked.
S: Well use your unicorn magic o something.
Con: *magically opens door* te happy?
S: That was cool to watch.
Heckler: *goes into office*
cop: Hey! te can't enter here!
Con: *heres gun shots*
S: We Lost sight of Heckler, you'll have to find him on your own.
Con: Great. *sees Heckler* I see him. He's dressed as a police officer.
S: There's another pony similar to him. He may be on the train.
Con: Well then I'm getting on.
S: Wait, he's not on there.
Con: Make up your mind! The train's going to leave soon!
S: He's not on
engineer: *drives train*
S: He's on! GO!
Con: *runs to train*
The unicorn kept running until he jumped on the back.
old pony: Well, he's keen to get home.
Con: *knocks on door* Open the door please.
mare: *looks out window*
Con: Open! The door!
mare: *opens door*
Con: Can't your gender do anything right? *walks to Heckler*
engineer: *stops at station*
Heckler: *walks off train*
Con: *follows*
Heckler: *runs to exit*
At P's meeting
Judge: Good morning everypony.
everyone: Good morning Judge Juli.
Judge: We are all forced to be here, because of a pony that refuses to give up her job as controller of the CIE.
everyone: so what?
Judge: We are now going to hear why this pony won't give up her job.
P: I won't give up my job, because I'm wunderbar at it. Though some are concerned of my personality, most are concerned of a german running an Equestrian organization.
Heckler: *steals car*
Con: *Runs*
P: It does not matter where someone is from, as long as they are good ponies. Unless they're from a terrorist country like Saddlearabia, I am Friends with everypony.
Heckler: *arrives*
Con: *arrives*
P: Germans are our allies, let one run your organization.
Heckler: Not anymore *shoots at P*
Parcival: *jumps in front of bullet* He shot my leg.
Heckler: te moved in the way!!
P: *KO's Heckler*
Parcival: te got him.
P: Ja. Get the police to deal with him. *runs to car*
??: *drives*
Parcival: WAIT!!
P: *sees driver* 0007, what the fuck are te doing?
Con: Kidnapping you.
P: Excellent!
Con: I was being sarcastic
2 B continued
This is from Spike and Twilight's duet which can be found here: link
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail o will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My cuore is pure (her cuore is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail o will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My cuore is pure (her cuore is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this