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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Meanwhile, on the train

Bartholomew: *sees passenger*
Passenger: *looking at map of Equestria* Hey, dude. Do te know how long it would take to get from Germany to my place if I was driving?
Barthololmew: (Not this again.) Perhaps te should try looking at an actual world map instead of that peice of trash l:(
Passenger: Who asked you? Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll use my smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get there, and how long it will take.
Bartholomew: I hate my life *jumps out train*
Passenger: *looks up directions* What's his problem? *continues looking* WHHHATTT?!?!
Passenger 2: Be quiet! We're watching the scenery!
Passenger: I gotta swim across the atlantic ocean!! Fuck your scenery!
Passenger 2: *looks at smartphone* Now I see why the conductor jumped out of the train. *jumps out of train*

Meawhile, near the tracks

Bartholomew: *sees passenger land on hooves* Are te alright?
Passenger 2: Yeah. I just saw somepony using a smartphone!!
Bartholomew: We can't use those in 1951. Yet he, and another worker on this railroad I know did it!
Passenger 2: Do te suppose they were looking up the same thing?
Bartholomew: Yes, they actually were.
Passenger 2: Why?
Bartholomew: Not sure.

90 minuti later at Denver's train station

Hawkeye: *stops at station*
Coffee Creme: *looks back* Wait a minute, where's Bartholomew?
Hawkeye: What do te mean? He's in the tr- *looks back* He's gone.
Coffee Creme: We gotta find him *climbs out engine*
Hawkeye: I gotta stay here!
Coffee Creme: Did te see the conductor?
Passenger: Did te see a plane to Neigh York?
Coffee Creme: No?
Passenger: Then I can't help te (God I can't believe I have to swin across the atlantic ocean!)
Passenger 3: Excuse me, miss? Did te say te were looking for your conductor?
Coffee Creme: Yes. te saw him?
Passenger 3: He jumped out the train. That passenger te were just talking to was using some futuristic machine, and annoyed the conductor, and another passenger.
Coffee Creme: Oh no

Back at Cheyenne

Pete: So te don't feel like te can be a conductor right?
Bartholomew: N-n-no sir, I don't.
Pete: Well, te can work in the yards if you'd like.
Bartholomew: Sure.
Snowflake: Big mistake!
Bartholomew: Why?
Pete: Ah, she's just teasing. Gordon worked in the yards last year, and he had a tough time.
Bartholomew: Where is Gordon anyway?
Gordon: *swimming in atlantic ocean* I should be close soon. *looks up* LAND!!! *swims toward land*

Nearby was a pista di decollo, pista in an airport

pista di decollo, pista pony: Land!
Pilot: *about to land*
Gordon: Am I in Germany?!
pista di decollo, pista pony: No, this is Jersey City.
Pilot: *crashes into building*
Gordon: Oh.

Meanwhile in the train yard at Cheyenne.

Red Rose: Orion, a little faster please.
Orion: *pushes freight cars a little faster*
Bartholomew: I don't see why Gordon hated this. *uncouples freight cars*
Red Rose: Be careful Bartholomew, there's a tank car with chemicals coming toward you. Uncouple it from the rest of the train.
Bartholomew: Ok
Orion: *pushes chemical car past Bartholomew*
Bartholomew: ciao wait!! *runs past chemical car*
Orion: *stops*
Bartholomew: *uncouples tank car*

The tank car started rolling, but Bartholomew's hoof somehow got stuck on the ladder*

Bartholomew: AHH! HELP!!!
Red Rose: What?
Orion: The?
Bartholomew: FUCK!! *nearly hits signal*
Orion: I hope he doesn't get hurt
Bartholomew: *grabs gun*
Red Rose: Why does he have that?
Bartholomew: *shoots ladder* I got to get free *shoots ladder*
Orion: Look out for the box car successivo to your tank car
Bartholomew: AH *hits box car, and falls off tank car* I'M OK!! Leave me here so I can rest my broken bones!!

The End

On The successivo Episode Of Ponies On The Rails

Gordon shows te how he got a smartphone in 1951
posted by Canada24
LATER!

"Why are te so sure I can find te gems?" Sweetie campana, bell asked, as she was needed to travel with the diamond dogs.

"Your Rarity's sister. So she probably showed te how to do that gem finding spell" Rover said.

As it turned out, this wasn't false, Rarity DID teach her the gem finding spell.

"Fine.. But on one condition" Sweetie campana, bell insisted.

"What NOW" Rover groaned.

"You have to piggy back me" Sweetie campana, bell told him.

"Wha- No!" Rover cried.

"Piggy back me! Piggy back me!" Sweetie campana, bell cried stubbornly.

"There's no way in hell I'm giving te a piggy back!" Rover cried annoyedly.


Ironically, and with great annoyance to him, Rover is shown having to piggy back Sweetie Bell.

Rover was angrily mumbling to himself, the whole way.

"SLOW DOWN! I want to get there! But I want to get there ALIVE!" Sweetie campana, bell cried annoyingly, from on superiore, in alto of Rover.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose got all the decorations they needed, and Pete told everypony about the party. On the giorno that Bartholomew returned, he was tired.

Bartholomew: Good thing it's 7 PM. That means I can go straight home. *Opens door to station*
Ponies: SURPRISE!!!!
Bartholomew: Whoa. A surprise party for me?
Pete: Red Rose told me te were planning on leaving the railroad, so I wanted to wish te the best of luck on your future job.
Orion: I'll make sure that Pete doesn't kill te when te leave.
Pete: Orion, be quiet.
Bartholomew: Thanks. I don't know what to say.
Pete: How about te choose which part of...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After yet another mishap with freight cars carrying chemicals, Pete had a serious talk with Orion.

Pete: I know te want to get fired on purpose, but you've gone way too far with this!
Orion: So will I get fired now?
Pete: Fired?! I'm having te sent to jail! *Gets on phone*
Operator: Operator?
Pete: This is the Union Pacific train station. Get me the police.
Police Ponies: *Arrive*
Pete: What took te so long?
Police Sargent: Is this the pony that caused the explosion? *Points at Orion*
Pete: Yeah, that's him.
Orion: *Sees train about to pass station* You'll never catch me alive te motherfuckers....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hello. About a anno ago, I wrote this fanfic called MLP: Mafias Are Dangerous. Me, and Someonebutnoone worked together, and he let me use his OC named Dan. Here it is again.

Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No pony can drink alcoholic beverages.

Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan.

The Ponyville mafia was lead da arcobaleno Dash, and Dan.

The Manehattan mafia was lead da a pony named Nickel Lesscage....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Connor
Connor
In Bringham City, May 8, 1869. 10 miles east of Promontory Utah.

Pete's great grandfather was named Connor.

Mercury: ciao Connor, get over here.
Connor: *Walks over to Mercury* Yeah?
Mercury: We need to take extra special care of this. *Shows golden spike*
Connor: Why is that golden?
Mercury: We're using this as the last spike for the Transcontinental Railroad. When we meet up with the Central Pacific, we'll use this on the line.
Connor: Great, but who would want to steal this?
Mercury: Oh, I don't know, a few robbers, some Indians. te know, anypony that's obsessed with gold.
Connor: Okay, I understand...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 29

The cerca For The Golden Spike

June 11, 1953

It was 7:00 PM in Cheyenne. Everypony working on the Union Pacific finished their work day. However, Hawkeye, Stylo, and Pete were still sitting on a bench at the station platform. Something...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
On the way to St. Foalis, Hawkeye, and Stylo were thinking of a plan to get Gordon, and Coffee Creme to break up.

Stylo: I got it.
Hawkeye: What?
Stylo: When we return to Cheyenne, we'll hire a band to play music, have Gordon in there, and we get Snowflake to pretend to be dating Gordon.
Hawkeye: How are we getting Snowflake involved?
Stylo: Just leave it to me.

A couple of days later, Hawkeye, and Stylo returned to Cheyenne, after getting The City Of San Franciscolt to the station. After letting another crew take over, Stylo, and Hawkeye soon got to work.

Stylo: Alright. te get the band, and...
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"huff..huff..huff" the rest of the ponies were running for their lives to escape the Timberwolves..they had been separated from the others..and have been running for half an ora now but the timberwolves just wont give in!

"how.-huff-..do we get rid of them!" Flame managed to say flying while dodging vines and branches

"im thinking,im thinking!" Winter shouted,trying to think of a plan "dang..of course..Moonshine,use a spell!"

Moonlight responded,hopping over a fallen albero "obvious..i hadnt thought about it from all this running.." as she detto that,her horn began to glow bright teleporting them...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 28

Setting Things Right

June 5, 1953

Gordon got out of jail in Portland, and returned to Cheyenne. Everypony had the station decorated for his return.

Hawkeye: I don't understand why we're doing this for Gordon.
Stylo: Because frenchy here...
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"Muahahahahahahahahahahaha!" Screamed Nightmare Moon. She looked down and saw us. "Oh, no, if it isn't the mane 6, and a new friend they brought here." She glared at me. "Nightmare Moon, why are te doing this?" Twilight asked. "Oh, as if that domanda can not be answered. You'd think I'd let te rule and take over with Celestia?" Nightmare Moon said. "Twilight Sparkle was never going to take over Equestria, that was just what te thought." I said. Nightmare Moon looked at me and struck me with lightning. I was hit, and brought to the floor. The Mane 6 gasped and they ran to me. "Are te okay?!"...
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 Flappy Pony, the rage game for Mares & Stallions!:D
Flappy Pony, the rage game for Mares & Stallions!:D
lol. Hearts and Hooves giorno is a very interesting thing to write about. & 2. All of the Vocal Sparks & ________ are all true, no matter the effects and drama. I AM drama.


Oh crap. I forgot my pencil. It's already 7:20, going on 7:21(did anybody see that reference?)I got my pencil, and went to class before the teacher got suspicious. But as always, she wouldn't even ever notice. "Bla, bla, bla" I tried my best to not cry, o stare at HIM.
Gamer Beats. It's a very long story. But long story short, I liked, no wait scratch that, I Amore him. But he already has a girlfriend, so my luck on...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
successivo morning at the other building, which was only five minuti away from the Ice Hotel.

Con: *Parks his car, and turns on adaptive camouflage* I got to find a way into that building. *turns off car, and gets out*
Chinese Pony36: *Standing guard*
Con: *Breaks Chinese Pony36's neck, then takes his keys, and uses them to open door* Nopony seems to be around. I better go find Gustav. *Walks around*
Chinese pony 52: *Walks out of room*
Con: *Goes into river, and hides under bridge*
Chinese pony 52: *Walks across bridge*
Con: *Gets across river while putting a silencer on gun*
Chinese pony 52: *Turns around*...
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added by shadirby
Source: Rightful Owners~~
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, and Lady made it to the North Pole. A bunch of other racers were there in many different cars. And a rock and roll band was playing music.

Random Pony: *Playing guitar*
Random pony 2: *Playing drums*
Random pony 3: *Singing* We don't give a fuck about anything, come on! We don't give a fuck about anything! We don't give a fuck about anything, come on! We don't give a fuck about anything! 2002 motherfuckers.
Ponies: *Listening to music*
Announcer: Enjoy the Musica while te can. The race is going to start soon.
Racers: *Get in cars*
Con: *Revs engine*
Lady: Why are te doing that?
Con: Because...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I have worked on this with Disneyfan333. It is a crossover of My Little Pony, and The Nightmare Before Natale

Twas a long time ago. Longer now then it seems, when a town near Canterlot remained isolated from other places for a long time until a chain of events occurred. If te never heard about this story, I say it's time te begun

This song starts playing link

Everypony sings along to it

Colts, and Fillies of every age
Wouldn't te like to see something strange?
Come with us, and te will see
This our town of Halloween

This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Pumpkins scream in the dead of...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Lady took Con to her house.

Lady: How are te going to get us back here without a time machine?
Con: With this *Shows remote* I just have to hit the button on here, and we're back into the anno 2014.
Lady: What does the future look like?
Con: Not as good as 1958, I'll tell te that. Are te ready?
Lady: Yes.
Con: Alright. Here we go. *Hits button*

It worked. Con, and Lady returned to Canterlot on the anno 2014.

P: Well done Con. That was quick.
Lady: *Looking around* This is a nice place te have here.
P: Thank te Lady. This cost us a lot of money.
Lady: I see.
P: Now, we're going to have you...
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posted by Aelitarules444
It was a nice giorno in ponyville just like any other day.Scootaloo was hanging out with arcobaleno dash,Pinkie was doing who knows what I mean what do te expect from her she broke the fourth bacheca in like two episodes.Ah, anyways Twilight was studying on how to be a princess,Rarity was making outfits for Celestia and Luna.(Don't ask why.)And AppleJack was working on the mela, apple farm.

3:00-The girls were at sugurcube corner.
Rainbow:Hey where's Fluttershy, I haven't seen her all week.
AppleJack:Yeah, me either, she detto she would help me with the mela, apple picking today and never showed up.
Rarity:I'm pretty...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After Con was tortured, he was left in a prison cell. The Chinese drowned him, whipped him, and they nearly set him on fire.

Con: *Resting in cell*
Chinese Mare: *Opens cell door*
Con: What do te want now?
Chinese Mare: Come with me. *Walks down hallway*
Con: *Follows Chinese Mare*
Chinese Ponies: *Pointing pistole at Con*
Con: *Staring at Chinese Ponies*
Chinese Mare: *Opens door* Step inside please.
Con: *Goes past door*
Chinese Mare: *Follows Con while closing door*
Gustav: Mr. Mane, please sit.
Con: *Sits down*
Gustav: As te can probably tell, the Japanese are a very good ally to your so called, country....
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