One day, Button Mash was watching TV.

Button: I can't seem to find anything good. *Changes channel to a news report*
Anchor Pony: And apparently, the bank robbers took off in a dark blue Suburban.
Button: Boring. *Changes channel to war film*
Equestrian pony 589: Get down.
Terrorist: *Shoots missile*
Button: Isn't there anything good on TV?! *Changes channel*
Announcer: And now, it's time for a new episode of Ponies On The Rails. Sponsored da Princess Motors. Manufacturing both cars, and trains for over seventy years.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 60

Sister Love

Date: September 14, 1956
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Nikki was at the station, carrying her saddlebags. She was going to Chicagoat to visit some pony, but the train broke down, and she was stuck at the station.

Nikki: *Starts Scrivere a letter*

Dear Meadow,

It has been a mese since I received my four mese vacation. I am Scrivere to te from Cheyenne Wyoming. te would like most of the ponies that work here. I know I do. One pony I don't like is Gordon. He's arrogant, does stupid things, and gets angry for no reason.

Gordon: *By a derailed train* Okay every pony, sposta along. There's nothing to see here.
Hawkeye: That's typical of Gordon. Trying to act like a police officer.
Gordon: *Blows whistle* I detto get back!
Hawkeye: Gordon, there's no pony here that's going to take anything.
Percy, Jeff, and Pete: *Arrive in a inspection cart*
Gordon: *Blows whistle* Stop!
Percy: *Stops cart* If te don't mind, me and Jeff are gonna repair the track.
Pete: How did this happen?
Hawkeye: Rails were too far apart. The sun must have warped them.
Gordon: Warped?
Hawkeye: It stretched the rails with a lot of heat.
Gordon: Then I will have to ask te to stand back in order for the rails to cool off. *Blows whistle*
Pete: *Takes whistle, and throws it away* CONFISCATED!!

Even though he's an idiot, I found him to be quite amusing. The second, and final pony I do not like is Orion. He's trying to get fired on purpose, because he thinks somepony will execute him if he quits his job.

Pete: *Signing papers in his office*
Mirage: *Walks into office*
Pete: Whatever happened to knocking?
Mirage: Forgive me sir, but it's a matter of life, and death.
Pete: What is?
Orion: *Walking on station platform in a dress*
Ponies: *Staring at Orion*
Old Mare: What is Equestria coming to?
Stallion 72: First our government accuses random ponies of being communists, and now this.
Mare 57: I just wanted a train ride to San Franciscolt, but I think I will ride a plane there instead.
Pete: *Arrives* What in the name of President Eisenhower is happening here?
Orion: Forgive me.
Pete: Why do I have the feeling that everyone is going to say that to me?
Orion: But I am on my way to Washington DC to protest, and support a mare's right to vote.
Pete: That was thirty years ago.
Orion: Thirty years ago, it was 1890. Now is the start of the roaring twenties, and I will stop at nothing, until all mares can vote.
Pete: This ain't the start of the roaring twenties sweetheart. It's the start of the late 1950's.
Orion: So they say. da 1956, I hope that my dream will come true.
Pete: I think it just did.
Orion: *Gets excited* You're firing me?
Pete: No. *Knocks out Orion* I am going to make te watch an educational video, about Mare's suffrage. Then you'll realize that your so called dream is true.

2 B Continued