Grand Theft Ponies Part 3 - My Little pony - L'amicizia è magica - fanpop

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gordon, and Case cracker returned to Mane Ashbury, to tell Jim the bad news.

Gordon: Jim, we got a problem.
Jim: Don't tell me-
Gordon: I'm sorry, but the cops shot down the plane, and it blew up.
Jim: Those assholes! Not only did they screw up our operation, but now they caused a war.
Case Cracker: What are te talking about?
Jim: If my friend in Manehattan doesn't get his pleasure in poison, he'll sposta his entire mafia here to declare war against us.
Gordon: Shit.
Jim: You're goddamn right that's shit. The worst pile of shit te could ever get stuck in.

In Manehattan several hours later, Jim's friend was at his apartment

pony 72: Anthony? We have a problem.
Anthony: What sort of problem?
pony 72: Your friend Jim didn't send any drugs.
Anthony: That lousy cunt. Get our entire mafia over here now. We've got a war to declare.
pony 72: Yes sir, right away. *Walks away*
Anthony: I thought I could trust te Jim. Now you're going to die along with all of your friends, and everything else te like.

Meanwhile Gordon, and Case cracker were at the bowling alley

Case Cracker: So Gordon, we planin' on laying low for long?
Gordon: I don't think so. When they arrive, we just gotta be cautious. Jim will tell us about these guys tomorrow.
Case Cracker: Alright.

Soon, both ponies started bowling. da the time the game was near an end, it was all tied up. So far, both of them got all strikes.

Gordon: Ok, don't foul this up *rolls ball down lane*
Case Cracker: *watches bowling ball hit the pins* YEAH! *Hoofbumps Gordon* te got eight man.
Gordon: I only need to get two più to get a spare. *Rolls ball down lane, and sees the two pins go down* That's an extra turn for me.
Case Cracker: te better get another strike man.
Gordon: I'll see what I can do. *Gets a bowling ball, and waits for the pins to be set*
Case Cracker: *Watching Gordon*
Gordon: *Rolls the ball down the lane*
Case Cracker: *watches ball roll down lane in suspense*
Gordon: *Watching* I got seven. Alright Case. te gotta get a strike, and eight più pins to beat me.
Case Cracker: *rolls ball down the middle of the lane*
Gordon: Ooh. This could be a strike.
Case Cracker: *watches the pins fall* Woahhh yeah!
Gordon: Now, just get eight più pins.
Case Cracker: *Sees the pins being set, and grabs a bowling ball*
Gordon: I swear, if te don't get this-
Case Cracker: Shut up. Let me do this. *Rolls ball towards the right. It curves to the left, and knocks down nine pins*
Gordon: Case, te won. Nice job *hoofbump*
Case Cracker: *goes to staff* I got all strikes so I get my money back! *takes his money*
Staff: Fine now leave
Case Cracker: I will *goes outside the bowling alley*
Gordon: *Follows* Hey, that just reminds me. I got this letter from a mare this morning. She detto she lived somewhere in Russian Hill, and is saying she wants to meet me.
Case Cracker: A mare? What does she want to meet te for?
Gordon: I don't know. Perhaps she wants to ask me out on a date.
Case Cracker: Alright I'll leave te to your 'business'. I'm gonna go home then.
Gordon: Yeah yeah, see te tomorrow.

Later, Gordon went to Russian collina to meet the mare that sent him the letter.

Gordon: *Gets out of his car, and waits*
Erica: *Walks to Gordon* Hello.
Gordon: Hi. te wouldn't happen to know about a mare that sent a letter to me, would you?
Erica: I sent te that letter.
Gordon: Oh, te did. Well I'm glad I received it.
Erica: Why don't we go somewhere più private?
Gordon: Good idea.

They went into Erica's apartment. Everything seemed quiet at first. The strada, via lights were getting brighter as the sky got darker, and cars were just sitting still like statues. Then, Erica's voice could be heard from outside her apartment.

Erica: Oh, yes! Yes! *Pants*
Ponies: *Waking up* What the hell is happening?
Gordon: We're having sex! Fuck off!!!

2 B Continued

Anthony, Jim's "friend"

Erica

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The Beginning: Part10

posted by alinah_09

after their meal they went out exploring the rest of the town,meeting a lot of nice pony folk..when they heard 2 ponies talking

"i heard there was a mysterious town deep in the Everfree forest..." detto a mare with a blonde mane,bright blue eyes and a snow white pelliccia coat

a blue maned mare answered "i dont know..they might be just a pony tale"

the 6 ponies heard the short conversation..Winter asked Cosmic

"what are they talking about?"

"well..its some story..its detto that there was an old town in there with blank flanks..when ponies started having cutie marks..they kinda despised it..seeing it as...

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Con Mane: The New Saga part 4/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A special request was made for me to make another Con Mane story. And here it is.

It begins in San Franciscolt, with U.S military vehicles going down the road.

Con: *watching*
Mirage: This doesn't seem too good.
Con: I hear you. One of those ponies look a little like me, so I'll go in with the disguise.
Mirage: So be it.
Con: *puts on disguise*
Mirage: Nice. Now te have to get to the airbase.
Con: Ok. I'll see te there. *teleports to airbase*
US soldier: Hello General Solin.
Con: At ease corporal. I need to take a look at one of your missile launching things.
US soldier: Sure thing. It's...

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Under Pressure Part Six

posted by karinabrony

"Oh, hey! I've been wanting to mostra te something!" Black Rose said. She got out the small box in her backpack and showed her the pet. "Oh! Where did te get this cute little critter at?" Silver Tune detto as she got hold of him. "When I was in the bathroom, I got out of the door and he was right there." Black Rose said. "He sure is cute!" Silver Tune said. "Yeah, he is." Rose told her. "Here te go!" Silver Tune detto as she handed her the mice. Suddenly, it landed on the sede, sedile and went on the floor. "Oh no!" Black Rose said. The topo, mouse was running on the floor and it went straight to stella, star Shimmer....

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 9 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Meanwhile, on the train

Bartholomew: *sees passenger*
Passenger: *looking at map of Equestria* Hey, dude. Do te know how long it would take to get from Germany to my place if I was driving?
Barthololmew: (Not this again.) Perhaps te should try looking at an actual world map instead of that peice of trash l:(
Passenger: Who asked you? Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll use my smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get there, and how long it will take.
Bartholomew: I hate my life *jumps out train*
Passenger: *looks up directions* What's his problem? *continues looking* WHHHATTT?!?!
Passenger...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 9 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

While the train left Cheyenne for Denver, Bartholomew was checking the tickets of every passenger.

Bartholomew: Tickets please.
passenger: *gives ticket*
Bartholomew: *takes ticket* Thanks
passenger: You're not going to cut it?
Bartholomew: What?
passenger: You're supposed to use this hole puncher *points to tool* and punch, punzone a hole in it.
Bartholomew: Oh *puts hole in ticket*
passenger: Thanks, dumbass.
Bartholomew: What did te just call me?
passenger: te heard me te british peice of hell.
Bartholomew: *pulls passenger out of seat*
passenger: Ow! What the fuck do te think you're doing?!
Bartholomew:...

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Chapter 22

posted by Canada24

A giorno o two later.

The gang took a train down to Canterlot, Pinkie and Fluttershy were with them again,

Ditto was brought from still inside the orb.

Before getting on the train, Twilight had Spike send a letter about the events of the forest, and why the dark alicorn will be brought to her, so Celestia was waiting for them to arrive.

After what felt like a fairly long ride they finally arrived.

And they all climbed out of the train.

Eventually they met Celestia inside her castle.

"Thank goodness your all, alright" Celestia detto to them.

"Yes.. We're fine Celestia" Twilight grinned.

"Soo.. What should...

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My Little SAW: Chapter 2 - Don't Get Involved

posted by NeonInfernoLord

The whole scene around Ponyville was pretty somber, hell even the weather was around to match the emotions of everyone who was around at the funeral right now. The sky was a very foggy grey blue, no birds seemed to be out at this time, and the wind, although soft, gave off a violent chill to everyone.

At the funeral, everyone was gathered around the tombstone of Sweetie Belle, a picture of a Musica note with Angel wings on both sides of it was etched onto the stone slab. Right now everyone stared down at it setting rose and their own teardrops onto it. Scootaloo and mela, apple Bloom, with stitches...

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Chapter 20

posted by Canada24

"W.. Who are you!?" AppleBloom asked frightenedly.

"I'm Ditto" the big black alicorn before them replied with a evil grin.

"Wait.. Your the one that abducted my mother figure! With those changeling freaks!" Spike cried, getting abit angry at the alicorn.

"Ohh yes.. The 'show called' princess. I'll tell you, she may be pretty, but past that, she didn't seem worth too much at all" Ditto laughed.

"HOW DARE YOU!" Spike screamed angrily, and the CMC's had to hold him back.

Ditto just cruelly laughed.

"What do want with us!?" Sweetie Belle angrily cried at him.

"Ya.. We're just kids" Scootaloo insisted....

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The Cardinal Virtues

posted by mariofan14

(This story is going to be long as fuck. Forgive me for making it too long. Plus, this will be a story within a story. Enjoy.)

It was a busy giorno in the city of Canterlot, and all the ponies in the royal city were at their best in anything, even being fancy. They were pretty busy folk that they might not have any free time until the night arrives. However, at the castle, things were a little più easygoing. Queen Luna was taking a little nap, Princess Celestia had some guests to tour the castle, and Princess Twilight Sparkle was just about to tell a story to a group of colts and fillies.

"Gather...

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Chapter 18

posted by Canada24

SEVERAL HOURS LATER!

It was getting really late, and AppleBloom and Sweetie Belle still weren't back yet.

As te could imagine their sisters were getting super paranoid about it.

"Ohhh.. What if something happened to them!" AppleJack cried worriedly.

"We don't know that. They probably just got themselves lost.. It's a dark forest, anyone would" Twilight insisted.

"Still.. Can we try to find them, before anything DOSE!?" AppleJack detto worriedly.

"Fine.. But as a group.. Can't risk anyone else getting lost" Twilight said.

Everyone agreed, and so they were off.

Unaware that "the visiter" was still in...

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The Seven Up's part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Buddy

Seanthehedgehog presents

A ponified fanfiction based off a 70's movie

The Seven Up's

Near Grand Central Station in Manehattan

Buddy: *walking along street*
Ponies: *driving cars*
other ponies: *walking down street*
Buddy: *sees window washer* (He's above a building I have to go into)
Police: *waiting in alley way*
Buddy: *enters building*
store owner: Hello sir, how are you?
Buddy: Fine, just fine.
stallion: *walks downstairs*
Buddy: (This guy must be the burglar I have to stop. He ha rubato, stola a vase, and he's carrying it right in front of me)
delivery mare: *enters store* Good afternoon, where do te want this...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 6 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Douchebag was hurt, but his injury wasn't serious.

Pete: How is it not serious? te ran into a train!
Douchebag: I know! Don't rub it in for crying out loud!
Pete: So te crashed a truck into a train on your first day. wow, you're fired.
Douchebag: Whatever.
Pete: And you're fired too
Percy: Me?!
Pete: Yes you!
Percy: What did I do?! That idiot ha rubato, stola the keys from me, and just took off after I told him not too!
Douchebag: Desperate, so desperate.
Percy: I am not! That's what happened!!
Pete: Just get outta here.
Percy: *flies away* I can't believe this is happening

Percy went to the station when he...

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Con Mane: The Expert Saga part 4/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It's the 11th Con Mane story, and it begins in Berlin Germany. Con's best friend Fenix Lighter, an agent for the German Secret Service, M.I.3 is on his way to a marriage. Con, and another pony is with him, until they run into trouble....

I was actually typing that while listening to the stella, star wars theme song! lol

Fenix: Are we almost there? How do I look?
Con: Relax Fenix.
German pony75: *flies near them*
German pony23: ciao look, there's a message.
Con: *reads it* Follow me.
German pony23: *follows*
German pony75: *lands*
Fenix: *gets out* What the fuck happened?
German pony75: Sanchez escaped,...

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Con Mane: The Expert Saga part 3/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

To celebrate the 10th Con Mane story, I've gone for my preferito James Bond movie, For Your Eye's Only.

Con was at a cemetary in Canterlot when the story began.

Con: *puts fiori on Rareesa's grave*
Reverend: Excuse me, Mr. Mane?
Con: Yes?
Reverend: The C.I.E just called, and detto they would send te a helicopter.
Con: Perfect.
Discord: *yawns*
Equestrian pony: *lands chopper*
Con: *gets in helicopter*
E.P: *flies chopper*
Cat: Meow.
Discord: Wait a minute. They're almost there.
E.P: *passes bridge*
Discord: *pushes button*
E.P: *electrocuted*
Con: What's happening?
Discord: I live again!
Con:...

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Young Love(Summery)

posted by allisonashe

Summery: One special giorno in Ponyville. A unicorn gave birth to an alicorn. Short after giving birth to the alicorn an arcobaleno was over them, only a fews minuti later another alicorn was born. Both from different families. After then both families vowed to never let there child meet one another.

~A
ciao guys there was the summery of my news book Young Amore and here what the alicorns look like just so te know!!They will be at the end and heres some things about the book!

1. only goes to 30 chapters pre book

2. May not carica a lot

3. a lot of spelling errors

4.PICS RULE

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The last solstice - Chapter 23: Deadline

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 23: Deadline

“Exactly who do te think te are?!” the Princess of the Night snapped at Mirage without any preliminary, as soon as she closed the large door of her office.

“Princess, I…” the stallion began.

“Silence!” Luna exclaimed, angrily raising her hoof. “Do te think you’re above me?! When I let te in to the menacing secret, I wasn’t expecting this! I was expecting achievements! It has been three weeks since your last segnala and when I finally have the time and strength to trot up there, what do I see?!”

Mirage looked around in the room quickly,...

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The last solstice - Chapter 22: Breakthrough - Part 3.

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 22: Breakthrough – Part 3

“I tell you, something’s not right here, man.” the armored pegasus stated, turning to his partner.

“Tell me about it…! They’re at it again.” the other stallion nodded.

Even though they could not understand the words, the sounds of quarrelling clearly sifted through the large wooden door and every Royal Guard who postato in front of Luna's office knew something was wrong between the alicorns.

“I don’t care what te say, Cadence! This is taking far too long!” The Princess of the Night exclaimed, speaking on the archaic unicorn...

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Interview With Pookafusmcgee's OC, Tropical Breeze

posted by karinabrony

>What is your OC's name?
> Tropical breeze!
>
>How old is she?
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>13! ( LIKe me!)
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>What is her hobby?
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>Making smoothies and Canto songs from Musical
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>Does she have any relatives?
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> She's related to flash sentry (her uncle)
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>What is her personality?
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>She's random, but not as random as pinkie pie. She's very serious at times
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>Does she know how to make Friends easily?
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>YESH! She loves making Friends
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>Has she met any pony from the mane 6?
>She as meet twilight sparkle (soon to be be aunt) and has seen...

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Friendship is Magic VS G3 My Little pony Part 2

posted by ppgFireball

At Celestia's castle...
Twilight: Princess Celestia?
Celestia: yes my stella, star student?
Twiloght: we have a problem. the Generation 3 ponies have come and we can't seem to get them to leave.
Celestia: did te try asking them nicely?
Twilight: I was until arcobaleno Dash tried to force them out.
Celestia: asking politely always solves your problems. :)
Twilight: thank you, Princess.
-back to the G3 ponies-
Twilight: excuse me G3 ponies, but could please leave?
G3 ponies: no.
Twilight: fine, have it your way. -runs back to Celestia's castle-
back in Celestia's castle...
Twilight: -pant- I tried. but they still...

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Friendship is Magic VS. G3 My Little pony Part 1

posted by ppgFireball

Before I start I just wanna say i apologize for not being able to finish "A giorno without Sugar" because i didn't have an idea. And I also apologize if te find this offensive. I'm just stating my opinion that I think Friendship is Magic is better than G3 of My Little Pony. So please respect my opinion. Now let's begin! :D

It was a pleasant afternoon in Ponyville...

Twilight Sparkle: girls, guess what?
Girls: what?
Twilight Sparkle: i just figured out a spell on how to open a portal from another generation!
Pinkie Pie: mostra US! mostra US! -is jumping-
Twilight: okay! -casts spell-
-portal appears-
Girls:...