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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case cracker returned to Mane Ashbury, to tell Jim the bad news.

Gordon: Jim, we got a problem.
Jim: Don't tell me-
Gordon: I'm sorry, but the cops shot down the plane, and it blew up.
Jim: Those assholes! Not only did they screw up our operation, but now they caused a war.
Case Cracker: What are te talking about?
Jim: If my friend in Manehattan doesn't get his pleasure in poison, he'll sposta his entire mafia here to declare war against us.
Gordon: Shit.
Jim: You're goddamn right that's shit. The worst pile of shit te could ever get stuck in.

In Manehattan several hours later, Jim's friend was at his apartment

pony 72: Anthony? We have a problem.
Anthony: What sort of problem?
pony 72: Your friend Jim didn't send any drugs.
Anthony: That lousy cunt. Get our entire mafia over here now. We've got a war to declare.
pony 72: Yes sir, right away. *Walks away*
Anthony: I thought I could trust te Jim. Now you're going to die along with all of your friends, and everything else te like.

Meanwhile Gordon, and Case cracker were at the bowling alley

Case Cracker: So Gordon, we planin' on laying low for long?
Gordon: I don't think so. When they arrive, we just gotta be cautious. Jim will tell us about these guys tomorrow.
Case Cracker: Alright.

Soon, both ponies started bowling. da the time the game was near an end, it was all tied up. So far, both of them got all strikes.

Gordon: Ok, don't foul this up *rolls ball down lane*
Case Cracker: *watches bowling ball hit the pins* YEAH! *Hoofbumps Gordon* te got eight man.
Gordon: I only need to get two più to get a spare. *Rolls ball down lane, and sees the two pins go down* That's an extra turn for me.
Case Cracker: te better get another strike man.
Gordon: I'll see what I can do. *Gets a bowling ball, and waits for the pins to be set*
Case Cracker: *Watching Gordon*
Gordon: *Rolls the ball down the lane*
Case Cracker: *watches ball roll down lane in suspense*
Gordon: *Watching* I got seven. Alright Case. te gotta get a strike, and eight più pins to beat me.
Case Cracker: *rolls ball down the middle of the lane*
Gordon: Ooh. This could be a strike.
Case Cracker: *watches the pins fall* Woahhh yeah!
Gordon: Now, just get eight più pins.
Case Cracker: *Sees the pins being set, and grabs a bowling ball*
Gordon: I swear, if te don't get this-
Case Cracker: Shut up. Let me do this. *Rolls ball towards the right. It curves to the left, and knocks down nine pins*
Gordon: Case, te won. Nice job *hoofbump*
Case Cracker: *goes to staff* I got all strikes so I get my money back! *takes his money*
Staff: Fine now leave
Case Cracker: I will *goes outside the bowling alley*
Gordon: *Follows* Hey, that just reminds me. I got this letter from a mare this morning. She detto she lived somewhere in Russian Hill, and is saying she wants to meet me.
Case Cracker: A mare? What does she want to meet te for?
Gordon: I don't know. Perhaps she wants to ask me out on a date.
Case Cracker: Alright I'll leave te to your 'business'. I'm gonna go home then.
Gordon: Yeah yeah, see te tomorrow.

Later, Gordon went to Russian collina to meet the mare that sent him the letter.

Gordon: *Gets out of his car, and waits*
Erica: *Walks to Gordon* Hello.
Gordon: Hi. te wouldn't happen to know about a mare that sent a letter to me, would you?
Erica: I sent te that letter.
Gordon: Oh, te did. Well I'm glad I received it.
Erica: Why don't we go somewhere più private?
Gordon: Good idea.

They went into Erica's apartment. Everything seemed quiet at first. The strada, via lights were getting brighter as the sky got darker, and cars were just sitting still like statues. Then, Erica's voice could be heard from outside her apartment.

Erica: Oh, yes! Yes! *Pants*
Ponies: *Waking up* What the hell is happening?
Gordon: We're having sex! Fuck off!!!

2 B Continued
 Anthony, Jim's "friend"
Anthony, Jim's "friend"
 Erica
Erica
posted by Canada24
Again this takes place joining an episode..
The mela, apple Cider one..
By the way? Anyone ever drank mela, apple cider... Is it good!?
Because I never had it.
I'll try to involve Windwaker's character if I can..
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Pinkie came out of her tent, with her hair even crazier then usual.
Fluttershy: Oh, Gose, Pinkie. I Amore your new style.
Rainbow: Who are these ponies!?
Pinkie: Isn't this great? I couldn't sleep last night 'cause I was so excited about cider season, and I had this brilliant idea to come down here and...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
What if Princess'es and Prince's mind would be taked over da Insanity? The thing that happend here... In Equestria...

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The Great Equestrian War
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Episode 1
"The Start"
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GEA COMMAND LOG [Build 31641143]
//>Connecting to 525:632:0:1
//>
//>Connected
//>Installing File XHaCK.exe
//>
//>Instaled
//>ERROR NO 633
//>Alert Missels has been shot at - Canterlot





??? - Lets begin... the War...




At The Same Time...

Ponyville


Twilight - I dont think so...
Spike - Come on!
Dan - Its not that hard...
Twilight - mmm... ok... *cast spell and change wood into cuscino at same time Canterlot exploded*...
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posted by IrisTheHedgehog
It a warm giorno in the village.
Ollie watched CherryBomb and cupcake put cherries on the cupcakes for Ms.Sugarcane."You guys aren't putting them on right-"Ollie replaced them and walked off the two Sisters looked confused but kept placing down cherries.
She flapped her wings watching to fillies playing ball,*Gaaasp*"Put your hooves this way!"She usually didn't care about sports...
The fillies watched Ollie walk away.
*Later that night*Time for sleep..*wait the closets not closed and I didn't brush off my covers!*"Maybe I should tell Nurse Lighty to Help me with my OCD....."
THE END.
Theme song:
My Little Future!
My Little Future!
Aaaaaaaaaah...
My Little Future!
I used to wonder what spazio had in store!
My Little Future
Until te all took me and my hooves felt sore!
Big adventure!
Loads of aliens? But...AAAAAAAAH!!!!!
A beautiful star...
FUTURE APPLES!
*squealing* *starts screaming*
Fluttershy is scared
But we just don't care!
*Fluttershy screams*
Yeah, My Little Future!
Do te know that spazio is a dangerous place?

Twilight Sparkle is Leggere a book, and this is what it says:


"The last time the moon was there, it ended sadly. Princess Celestia--"
Twilight closed the book, and ran to her house....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a spin off of my Hedgehog In Ponyville series. It takes place between Discorded, and The Great Escape.

Theme song: link

Twilight's Student

For a long time, Twilight Sparkle has been evil, and has been working for a human scientist named Dr. Robotnik. He came from a world far away called Mobius.

Together, they created an army of Changelings, Griffons, and human soldiers known as Nazis.

After arresting Sean the hedgehog, arcobaleno Dash, Princess Celestia, and a group of other ponies, Twilight Sparkle was sent to Russia, to kill a Russian general.

However, as Twilight was doing this, she...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a sequel to one of my stories called Pinkie's Ghost.

Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie are friends, but sometimes Pinkie likes to tease Dash about the time she fooled her da thinking she was a ghost. arcobaleno Dash doesn't like that.

One night, they were having a sleepover at Sugarcube Corner.

Pinkie Pie: Wake up Dashie! Are te dreaming about the time te thought I was a ghost?
Rainbow Dash: Certainly not. Anyway, I was just pretending to be afraid. I knew it was you.
Pinkie Pie: I hope te don't mind the room being dark.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Pinkie Pie: Just checking to make sure te don't get...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD
This is the 2,100th articolo on this club. Let's celebrate!!

Now onto the story

Many serious crimes have been committed through out Equestria. Some of them, are dealing with illegal drugs. We told some ponies about this, and here are what they said.

Twilight: Man, I got's no idea what you're talkin bout. *Grabs weed, and starts smoking it*
Applejack: It's a good thing we don't have any drugs in Ponyville. *Kicks mela, apple tree* Wait a minute. *Thinking* Twilight has drugs! I hope she gets put in the slammer.
Rainbow Dash: If there were any ponies dealing with illegal drugs, I'd stop them before the...
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Now, we take a look at the military police. Their job is to check everything that's going on, and to make sure things go smoothly in certain parts of the military. The MP's have been around for quite a long time.

Twilight: Man, from all of the libri I've read, MP's have been around for at least seventy years. They take their job seriously. Good thing I ain't in the military, because te know how much I hate police ponies.
Maud: Military Police ponies aren't rocks, so I don't like them.
Rarity: I think their job is fantastic, but they need better uniforms.

On a TV mostra called M*A*S*H, at least...
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Televisione shows about Police Ponies are popular. There have been many Cop shows over the past sixty years. Dragnet, Adam-12, Hawaii Five-0, The Streets Of San Franciscolt, the lista is almost endless. We asked someponies what Cop mostra they liked, and here are the risposte we got.

Rainbow Dash: I really like watching Blue Bloods. A lot of action, and everything else that's awesome is in there.
Twilight: Man, what makes te think I'd watch a mostra about something I hate? F**k the police!
Appplejack: I don't have a television, whatever that is.
Big Mac: Eeyup. *Looking at magazine for T.V set* (My...
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Ponies that work for the police Amore their job, but like most things, cops haven't been around here forever.

During the middle ages, there were no police ponies. Instead, there were knights, fighting each other for più land to have for their kingdom.

The Wild West had no cops either. The closest thing to a police officer was a sheriff. In many towns of the Wild West, the sheriffs would always get killed.

Then, towards the end of the 19th century, the police pony was invented. Most police ponies were Irish immigrants, living in the east, o mid-west coast of the United States of Equestria....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

STH Productions Presents

The Sequel to Dirty Harry

Magnum Force

Starring

The San Franciscolt Police Department

Dirty Harry
Lieutenant Briggs
Early Joe
Charlie McCoy
John Davis
Phil Sweet
Rick Jones
Max McGarrett
Mercury
Ryan

Innocent ponies

Mary, and her little ponies
Sunny
Black Mare

Bad Ponies

Ricca
Pimp
Frank Pollanchio
Frank's Thugs
DRUG ADDICTS
Italian Drug Dealer

This fanfic starts off at the courthouse.

Ricca: *Walking down hall*
Reporter: How do te feel about letting Anthony Scarza free?
Ricca: I have no commento at the time.
Reporter: Why did te let him free?
Ricca:...
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I personally don't mind her.She's just your stereo type mean girl.But I'm truly wondering why she PICKS on the cmc.Is there a history to this?Is she doing this to become popular?It's one of those character I'm curious about.Which put her in the lime-light in my opinion.I ask why so I can keep making my head cannons about it. Which makes me think that she could be a interesting character.And I really want to see her giorno in and out.I know te guys hate me already for saying that she could be interesting and te guys are going to hate me più saying this. If te think about her she's ashley pretty likable. In season 3
she started to be nice to the other ponies but she
picked on cmc just a little bit.And when te think about it that's the only ponies she picked on as far as I can tell.I know te guys hate me da now so I'm ending the articolo here.
posted by TotalDramaFan60
Wat:
Attempt One

My Little..I HATE THIS BUCKING JOB

Wat:
Attempt Two

When I was a little kiddy and the people got shot down~

Wat:
Attempt Three

Like pin the tail on the donkey and soda and I'm never gonna get this right am I

Wat:
Attempt Four

Twilight is my bestest friend whoohoo whoohoo she the best *insert brony reference here*

Wat:
Attempt Five

Hop skip and jump and hop skip and jump and god Pinkie is annoying

Wat:
Attempt Six

*insert another annoying Pinkie song here*

Wat:
Attempt Seven

She's a multisex yellow Pegasus with rosa curly hair

Wat:
Attempt Eight

Winter avvolgere Up x10000000

Wat:
Attempt Nine

Pinkie bakes...
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Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Special Guest Stars

Nicole From Seanthehedgehog

Aurora Northwind From Alinah_09

Season 5 Highlights

Mirage: *Standing in front of station* Hello there. Being the new pony, and all, I got the advantage of hosting the season 5 highlights. When...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Butterscotch

Butterscotch is a yellow pony with a golden brown mane. Her eyes are also golden brown. Her cutie mark is several arancia, arancio butterflies.


Blue Belle

Blue Belle is a blue pony with a purple mane. She has periwinkle eyes and her cutie mark is a cluster of twelve periwinkle stars.


Minty

Minty is an green pony with a white mane. She has blue eyes and her cutie mark is a cluster of eleven dark green clovers.

Snuzzle

Snuzzle is a grey pony with a rosa mane. She has blue eyes and her cutie mark is a cluster of rosa hearts.


Cotton Candy

Cotton caramelle is a rosa pony with a dark rosa mane. She has purple...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a great giorno in the Crystal Empire, but Juno was flying her plane with Proxy, and Jeff on board.

Cadence: *Sees plane with binoculars* We have visitors.
Shining Armor: Twilight Sparkle has found us.
Cadence: Perhaps. Shining, gather all of our soldiers to fight with me, but stay here.
Shining Armor: Cadence, I'm più powerful than you. Let me fight!
Cadence: No, te will do as I say, o you'll be executed. I need somepony to defend this castle.
Shining Armor: Very well, but be careful.
Cadence: I will. *Kisses Shining Armor*
Shining Armor: *Kisses Cadence back*

Okay, enough with the romance!...
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 Spectrum
Spectrum
Flash back....
Rainbows mother Dew and Her Father Wind had told her that being a wonderfully was great.Rainbow was born with half a horn which was pretty powerful.Gladys a filly who attended flight school was a selfish brat.but admired arcobaleno Spectrums skill,I could go 172 at speed also I could multi task which was pretty cool and I detto the only way she could hang out with me was to don't be so selfish.And she stopped,as a older filly I was part of The Rainy bolts a group of fillies that got rid of old spectrum and trained how to fly in fact I was the leader.My wing spans was long also I wasn't talkative,I hanged out with Rainbowdash,Ollie(my main o c),Sharp winged,Ivey,and Snowstorm(another of my main characters).The giorno came when I was 12 I become a mini wonder bolt well since dash was older than me she was a Wonder bolt she was 14.I was right behind Rainbowdash,her Friends detto I was the successivo element of harmony,and it turned out it was true,the element of dreams!
 Ivey
Ivey
 Sharp Winged
Sharp Winged
 Gladys
Gladys
 Snowstorm
Snowstorm
 Rainbowdash
Rainbowdash
posted by Seanthehedgehog
After talking to Hawkeye, and Stylo, Mirage went to the train yard where he had to work with Nicole. They were taking a freight train to Laramie.

Mirage: *Climbs into cab* Hello Nicole.
Nicole: Hi Mirage.
Mirage: How long have te been here?
Nicole: Not too long. I'm waiting for the Railroad Police to finish inspecting the train.
Mirage: Right then. Did te check our fuel?
Nicole: Yes. We have enough coal, and water to go all the way to Laramie, and back.
RP Pony: Okay, you're clear to go.
Mirage: Right.
Nicole: Thank you.
Snowflake: *Turns signal green*
Nicole: *Blows whistle twice*
Mirage: *Shoveling...
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