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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 3, 1960
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 3:00 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Nikki arrived at the station on a passenger train being driven da Roger.

Nikki: *Runs into Michael's office, and sees Michael sitting at his scrivania, reception with Meadow*
Meadow: Nikki! *Runs to Nikki, and hugs her*
Nikki: What's going on?
Michael: Nikki, I was talking to Pete. He's seriously low on engineers, so I'm having te transferred there.
Nikki: Transferred? Will I be coming back?
Michael: I don't think so. te no longer work for me.
Meadow: I'm going to miss you.
Nikki: I know. Take good care of Bullet. He's going to miss me, and make sure te put Cibo in his bowl once a day.
Meadow: *Nods*
Michael: Now get going. There's a pony with the same name that I have, and he's been waiting for te in the yards for three, and a half hours.
Nikki: Okay. *Runs to the train yard*

Meanwhile in Cheyenne.

Pete: *In his office*
Ike: *Arrives* Sir, I heard that te let Mike drive a train.
Pete: He's going to Ogden to pick up Nikki West.
Ike: Who is that?
Pete: te never heard of her?
Ike: Is she related to Adam West?
Pete: No, I don't think so.
Ike: Well anyway, the reason I came in here was to let te know that I arrived in my passenger train, and Nicole is taking over for me. What should I do next?
Pete: Work in the train yard. It's going to be very busy once Gonzo arrives with Nikki.

Five miles from Cheyenne, Mike was driving his train slower then he was supposed to.

Nikki: Will te speed up?
Mike: Pete says if I crash this thing, I get fired.
Nikki: But the track is straight. Go as fast as te want.
Gangsters: *Arrive, and throw molotovs onto the train*
Mike: Oh christ! *Gets out of the train da going left*
Nikki: *Gets out* The train is still moving da itself.
Mike: Well, it's only going 20 miles an hour. Why didn't te put the brakes on?
Nikki: te were driving, te should have put them on!

A bullet hits the ground successivo to Nikki's front hooves.

Mike: Let's argue about this another time! *Runs away*
Nikki: Wait!! *Follows Mike*

The train explodes.

Mike: Bloody hell.
Nikki: Keep running!

In Cheyenne, everyone was waiting for the arrival of Nikki. They showed up in the remains of the train they were driving. The only thing missing were the engines. The train got to the yards in Cheyenne da coasting down hill.

Jeff: Well, I guess they made things easier for us without the engines. We can just have the freight cars go down the hump without having them stop to get uncoupled from the locomotives.
Pete: Gonzo, what happened?!
Mike: *On the first freight car with Nikki* Gangsters sir. They blew up our train with molotov cocktails.
Pete: Damn gangsters. Always attacking our trains.
Nikki: What for?
Pete: The supplies.
Nikki & Mike: *Get off the train*
Nikki: Anyway, I hear te need me as an engineer.
Pete: That's right. As of now, te work for me.
Hawkeye: Alright! *Hoofbumps Nikki* We get to work together.
Nikki: I'm a little nervous.
Hawkeye: It's alright, you're gonna like it here.

Hawkeye was right. Two weeks later, Nikki was no longer nervous, and enjoyed working on the Union Pacific.

The End

On the successivo episode of Ponies On The Rails

Hawkeye blames himself for an accident involving Percy.
posted by applejackrocks1
It was 5:00 in the morning, everypony was sleeping. BUT, Applejack, who is a hard worker, was already showered and working on feeding the animals. She fed the Chickens, geese, turkeys, Parrots, cows, pigs, ducks, and of course, her pet Winona. She yawned as she head back into the House. She looked around, wondering what to feed her family...

Applejack: Hmmm....OH! I GOT IT!

Little Applebloom walked slowly into the kitchen...

AB: Sis? What are te doing up so early?
Applejack: Just making breakfast, that's it...*grabs eggs*
AB: OH! Can we have bacon??!
Applejack: Sorry sis, we don't have enough money...
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posted by Magicalgirl12
Once upon a time there lived a pony named Trixie. Trixie was a mostra off and she act to everyone that she was the best at magic più than any other unicorn. She treated everybody in ponyville horrible. When they saw Twilight Sparkle put the Ursa Major's' baby back in the cave with her powerful magic. They were all amazed. When that happened they started making fun of Trixie. Trixie couldn't take any più of it and she ran far away from ponyville. She ran and ran. She was getting hungry and thirsty. She needed some Cibo and some water. She walked to a small pony village. She could hardly walk...
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AUTHOR NOTE Hey everypony! Ive finally written the Grimdark story i promised you. There will be some cupcakes shoutouts, so if te haven't read Cupcakes, please do. commenti will be very much appreciated!
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Rainbow Dash's body was found in the Sugarcube Corner's basement da the Cakes. Most of the organs were missing, the wings had been torn off, and the face and cutiemark had been cut off. The Royal Guards were alerted and Pinkie was caught and imprisoned. Even though Pinkie detto she was sorry, her expression detto a different story. A week after...
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Continuation to Drawing Destiny. I got bored, so yeah. Just like the precedente installment, its based on creepypastas, più specifically Jeff the Killer. Please commento and stuff.
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Rarity's funeral was a week after her remains were found. Twilight had discovered the corpse in the boutique when she had gone searching for a type of gem to use in a spell. Hidden behind a divano she discovered Sweetie Belle. She had bloodshot eyes and was trembling uncontrolablly. Twilight, the Royal Guards, even Princess Celestia had all attempted to interview the traumatized filly, but it was all in vane. After...
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My Little Pony,
My Little pony ,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
(My Little Pony)
I used to wander what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until te all shared this magic with me.
When I was young I was to busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.
But my little ponies te opened up my eyes.
And now the truth is crystal clear as spendid summer skies.
And it's such a wonderful surprise.
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until te all shared its magic with me.
When danger...
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Ok. This is my first articolo based on my opinion. If te want me to write another articolo on something else, feel free to ask me.

The topic in domanda right now: Cloppers

Yes te heard me cloppers. If te don't know what a clopper is, it is a person who masturbates to the Pornographic version of My Little pony (pictures, videos, games, etc.)

When I see bronies bashing other bronies because they are cloppers, it sickens me. What ever happened to the motto, "Love and Tolerate?" Yet bronies are not tolerating cloppers.

If te notice there is a clopper, why should that bother te in anyway? It's...
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Source: My Little Pony - L'amicizia è magica
 Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done da Disneyfan333
Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done by Disneyfan333
Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No pony can drink alcoholic beverages. Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan. The Ponyville mafia was lead da arcobaleno Dash, and Dan. The Manehattan mafia was lead da a pony named Nickel Lesscage. A russian mafia lead da Boris. A Mexican Mafia lead da John who somehow survived being killed da a flaming sattelite. The Japanese mafia is lead da an alicorn named Fuku,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Mortomis was currently working as a cashier at ShopRite.

Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Tom, and all of the others are idiots. I told them that being a cashier is awesome, and they don't believe me.
Saten Twist: *Appears with two boxes of Cookie Crisps* Hey, how's it going?
Mortomis: Good, and you?
Saten Twist: Fine. Tell me, when did te get this job?
Mortomis: Yesterday.
Saten Twist:...
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So yeah, no new episode for 3 weeks

3

The successivo episode will be episode 100

100 - the first episode number that will have 3 digits

3

Now I don't plan on seeing any spoilers for the 100th episode but I can assume there's a 3 in there somewhere that I'll find later, so call that 3 an IOU

Wait. I O U

3 letters

3

3 sets of 3

333

the number of 3s found before "I O U" in this articolo is 6

6 3s

switch that statement around and te get "3 6s"

666

THE DEVIL'S NUMBER

ILLUMINATI

WAKE UP EQUESTRIA
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case cracker at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told te that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: ciao Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case cracker with you, and meet me at the Pizzeria on Mane Ashbury....
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