"You guys are in serious shit"
SomeoneButNoone presents.
"Getting fucked da those mafia fuckers and in deep need of money daumn."
The new main project of Fan-fictions.
"But you're on good road gentelmans I have best info and as retired robber I klhave shit tons of money, but ciao I won't give te any"
The Heist.
"You will have to do it yourself."
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Old Warehouse
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??? - And so te can call me Friendly Info... FI in short aye.
Joel - Why are te helping us.
FI - You're only 20 so you're young, and I feel te will do a good job at robbery.
Jackson - mostra yourself and stop using radio te are pissing me off.
FI - I'm still superiore, in alto wanted and I don't want to mostra myself. We gonna meet on end of your journey to do my last grand heist in Canterlot. Now look inside the bags in front of you.
Damien - What the hell is that.
FI - An starter from me. 10K and Ak's. Buy fancy Suits ammo and orther things te need - drills and shit.
Jeremy - What with those masks.
FI - Your legacy. te will be known for those skull masks. Now hurry up gear up time to hit something.
Jackson - Why are we doing it.
Damien - Where te want to get money from... Because your work as floor sweeper won't pay the debt for saving your life fucking idiot.
Joel - stop fighting...
Jeremy - we are in one team now... Let's go.
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On road
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FI - So let's brief te in. te are getting support from air from my fam. He will snipe any fucker trying to stop your escape car. We are hitting small bank for starters. Maybe it's waste of time for money but they got alot of oro recently that is on move, we have only one chance of shaping it. Here is plan : Two of te will hold the fucking crowd, turn off the cameras, don't let anyone press alarm button, put up drill to the main volta, vault and get inside, in volta, vault explode the titanium volta, vault and get the gold, anything else te are getting for yourself if te want we are not here for money. In the end burn the security room to destroy tapes. Now go tick tock before SWAT come to get the gold.
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Ponyville Bank
Action - start
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*Damien and Jackson enters main room with masks on*
Damien - *shoots guard* EVERYONR ON THE FUCKING GROUND!
Jackson - Noone sposta o we gonna blast your head off.
FI - Oh forgot to mention it's not +18 movie killing civilians need to be cleaned so don't shoot to them te can knock them out tho. Keep em safe.
Joel - *enters security room and shoots security in head* room clear.
Jeremy - *sets up drill* I guess it works...
FI - Good Good guys keep going.
pony - *outside bank* Hm *sees Damien* oh shit *calls police*
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*5 minuti later*
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FI - Fuck guys they are sending Police Assault on your culo speed up for fuck sake.
Jeremy - I cant speed up the drill.
Sniper - I'll stop em.
Damien - For fuck sake... You, te and te with kid go with me *goes to volta, vault hallway*
Joel - Yo what the fuck.
Damien - Keep em hostages.
Jackson - Shit... First time...
Jeremy - Yo drill ended! *enters volta, vault and starts to pack money*
Joel - Let's go! *puts explosive charges on vault*
*fault burst open*
Damien - Wooohooo *bags gold*
Jeremy - That's it about 2K.
FI - told te small bank. Tho you're not ready for big shit.
Damien - Let's go to the furgone, van come on!
FI - Nice te go out - SWAT go in. Good job guys.
Jeremy - Easy money laaads.
Joel - I never knew it will be that easy...
T.B.C
SomeoneButNoone presents.
"Getting fucked da those mafia fuckers and in deep need of money daumn."
The new main project of Fan-fictions.
"But you're on good road gentelmans I have best info and as retired robber I klhave shit tons of money, but ciao I won't give te any"
The Heist.
"You will have to do it yourself."
---
Old Warehouse
---
??? - And so te can call me Friendly Info... FI in short aye.
Joel - Why are te helping us.
FI - You're only 20 so you're young, and I feel te will do a good job at robbery.
Jackson - mostra yourself and stop using radio te are pissing me off.
FI - I'm still superiore, in alto wanted and I don't want to mostra myself. We gonna meet on end of your journey to do my last grand heist in Canterlot. Now look inside the bags in front of you.
Damien - What the hell is that.
FI - An starter from me. 10K and Ak's. Buy fancy Suits ammo and orther things te need - drills and shit.
Jeremy - What with those masks.
FI - Your legacy. te will be known for those skull masks. Now hurry up gear up time to hit something.
Jackson - Why are we doing it.
Damien - Where te want to get money from... Because your work as floor sweeper won't pay the debt for saving your life fucking idiot.
Joel - stop fighting...
Jeremy - we are in one team now... Let's go.
---
On road
---
FI - So let's brief te in. te are getting support from air from my fam. He will snipe any fucker trying to stop your escape car. We are hitting small bank for starters. Maybe it's waste of time for money but they got alot of oro recently that is on move, we have only one chance of shaping it. Here is plan : Two of te will hold the fucking crowd, turn off the cameras, don't let anyone press alarm button, put up drill to the main volta, vault and get inside, in volta, vault explode the titanium volta, vault and get the gold, anything else te are getting for yourself if te want we are not here for money. In the end burn the security room to destroy tapes. Now go tick tock before SWAT come to get the gold.
---
Ponyville Bank
Action - start
---
*Damien and Jackson enters main room with masks on*
Damien - *shoots guard* EVERYONR ON THE FUCKING GROUND!
Jackson - Noone sposta o we gonna blast your head off.
FI - Oh forgot to mention it's not +18 movie killing civilians need to be cleaned so don't shoot to them te can knock them out tho. Keep em safe.
Joel - *enters security room and shoots security in head* room clear.
Jeremy - *sets up drill* I guess it works...
FI - Good Good guys keep going.
pony - *outside bank* Hm *sees Damien* oh shit *calls police*
---
*5 minuti later*
---
FI - Fuck guys they are sending Police Assault on your culo speed up for fuck sake.
Jeremy - I cant speed up the drill.
Sniper - I'll stop em.
Damien - For fuck sake... You, te and te with kid go with me *goes to volta, vault hallway*
Joel - Yo what the fuck.
Damien - Keep em hostages.
Jackson - Shit... First time...
Jeremy - Yo drill ended! *enters volta, vault and starts to pack money*
Joel - Let's go! *puts explosive charges on vault*
*fault burst open*
Damien - Wooohooo *bags gold*
Jeremy - That's it about 2K.
FI - told te small bank. Tho you're not ready for big shit.
Damien - Let's go to the furgone, van come on!
FI - Nice te go out - SWAT go in. Good job guys.
Jeremy - Easy money laaads.
Joel - I never knew it will be that easy...
T.B.C
Scootaloo was porposely whining out complaints the whole time they spent flying to Canterlot.
Giz finally Lost it, telling her to shut up, in the same manner Spot detto it to Rarity joining "a dog and pony show" even doing the same words and same motions.
"Or what!" Scootaloo sassed.
"You know. I never punched a child before. But there's a first time for everything" Giz grinned.
"Yeah right" Scootaloo mocked, but Giz actually did it, though not in the face, just in the stomach area.
"Ow!" Scoot groaned.
"Told you" Giz detto syly.
"Your a bully!" Scoot cried.
"Oh. Ouch" Giz mocked.
"Oh come on man, leave her alone" Grimy insisted.
"I mean. She's just so cute" Grimy containued, even patting her on the head as if she were a puppy.
"Shut up, no she's not" Giz groaned.
Giz finally Lost it, telling her to shut up, in the same manner Spot detto it to Rarity joining "a dog and pony show" even doing the same words and same motions.
"Or what!" Scootaloo sassed.
"You know. I never punched a child before. But there's a first time for everything" Giz grinned.
"Yeah right" Scootaloo mocked, but Giz actually did it, though not in the face, just in the stomach area.
"Ow!" Scoot groaned.
"Told you" Giz detto syly.
"Your a bully!" Scoot cried.
"Oh. Ouch" Giz mocked.
"Oh come on man, leave her alone" Grimy insisted.
"I mean. She's just so cute" Grimy containued, even patting her on the head as if she were a puppy.
"Shut up, no she's not" Giz groaned.
Title screen anyone? ;)
te know applejack and Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy.
arcobaleno Dash Rarity Twilight Sparkle and mela, apple Bloom
But do te know the most famous pony of them all...
Scootaloo the winged crusader
Had little tiny wings
And all the other ponies
Used to laugh and tease all day
They wouldn't let Scootaloo play
In any of the pony games
Them one bright and sunny Ponyville day
Sweetie Belle came to say
Scootaloo with your wings so small will te help us fill our flanks?
Now all the other ponies
Thank Scootaloo to become one
Of the cutie mark crusaders on this Ponyville day!
arcobaleno Dash Rarity Twilight Sparkle and mela, apple Bloom
But do te know the most famous pony of them all...
Scootaloo the winged crusader
Had little tiny wings
And all the other ponies
Used to laugh and tease all day
They wouldn't let Scootaloo play
In any of the pony games
Them one bright and sunny Ponyville day
Sweetie Belle came to say
Scootaloo with your wings so small will te help us fill our flanks?
Now all the other ponies
Thank Scootaloo to become one
Of the cutie mark crusaders on this Ponyville day!
Twilight Sparkle and applejack sit together.
Twilight has her folder on Applejack's desk.
applejack pushes it over to Twilight's scrivania, reception without saying anything.
Octavia Harmony is the teacher.
The class was too loud.
Octavia: I'm sorry class, but we can't have any più extra recess anymore because te were too loud.
Pinkie Pie starts crying.
Octavia: Pinkie, why are te crying?
Pinkie: I wanted extra recess!
Octavia: Well, no more!
In Musica the ponies are practicing a song.
It's a sad song.
Pinkie does it too emotional.
She's practically looking like she's gonna cry.
Twilight has her folder on Applejack's desk.
applejack pushes it over to Twilight's scrivania, reception without saying anything.
Octavia Harmony is the teacher.
The class was too loud.
Octavia: I'm sorry class, but we can't have any più extra recess anymore because te were too loud.
Pinkie Pie starts crying.
Octavia: Pinkie, why are te crying?
Pinkie: I wanted extra recess!
Octavia: Well, no more!
In Musica the ponies are practicing a song.
It's a sad song.
Pinkie does it too emotional.
She's practically looking like she's gonna cry.
