*At Kanoha pre school*
Naruto:Hi.I'm Naruto Uzimaki.
Gaara:Go away.
Naruto:Wanna be friends?
Gaara:Who's paying you?Is it my father?Are te the new assassin?
Temari:Gaara he's not an assassin.
Gaara:How do te know?
Teamri:He's 5.
Gaara:Oh...Naruto was it?
Naruto:Yeah?
Gaara:I am Gaara of the sand I shall exept your offer of friendship.
Naruto:Great!Wanna play?
Gaara:Very well what shall we play?
Naruto:How about we play ninja?
Gaara:I knew it!
Naruto:Knew what?
Gaara:You are the new assassin!
Naruto:What?Ninja is a game.
Gaara:Oh...Uhhhh......Who's that?
Naruto:That's Sasuke uchiha.
Gaara:I don't like him.
Naruto:Why?
Gaara:He has chicken butt hair.
Naruto:Okay.
Kakashi:psssst...Hey kid.
Naruto:Yeah?
Kakashi:I'll buy te ramen if te push that rosa haired little girl over to your new friend.
Naruto:Yum I Amore ramen.
*Naruto started to push Sakura over to Gaara in the sand box.*
Sakura:Hey...Stop that.
Naruto:I can't.
Sakura:Why?
Naruto:Cause that stranger over there detto he'd give me ramen if I pushed te over to my new friend Gaara.
Sakura:You shouldn't talk to strangers.
Naruto:To late.
*Sasuke walked over*
Sasuke:What are te doing loser?
Naruto:Getting ramen.Beat it chicken butt!
Sasuke:What?
Naruto:Nothing...Just leave.
Sasuke:Whatever loser.
*Sasuke walked away*
Sakura:Wow....
Naruto:Shut up.
Sakura:What?
Naruto:Nothing....Wow your strong..
Sakura:Thanks.
Naruto:It's not a complement!
Sakura:Eeek!
Naruto:Now what?!
Sakura:That kid is creepy!
Naruto:Oh that's Gaara.He's the one I'm making te play with.
Sakura:That's not fair.
Naruto:Sure it is.I get ramen.Gaara get's a new friend.And te get....Uhhh...To play with Gaara.
*Naruto got Sakura over to Gaara*
Gaara:Naruto who is this?
Naruto:I dunno.A stranger detto he'd give me ramen if I pushed her over to you.
Sakura:I'm Sakura harano.
Gaara:Wow Naruto your stupid.
Naruto:Yeah whatever I'm getting my ramen!
Sakura:Don't leave me alone with this freak!!
*Naruto left to get his ramen from Kakashi*
Gaara:Hey.I'm right here.
Sakura:Oh sorry...Well I'm here might as well play.Your Gaara right?
Gaara:Yes.
*Sasuke waled over looking jealose*
Gaara:What?
Sakura:Hi Sas-
Sasuke:Gaara how could you?!
Gaara:What?
Sasuke:I thought what we had was specile.
Gaara:WHAT THE FUCK?!
Sakura:You shouldn't swear Gaara.
Gaara:I know I shouldn't but I do.Now shut up so I can get rid of chicken butt...here.
*Gaara gave Sakura a can of gay repalent*
Gaara:Go away we are trying to play.
Sasuke:But....Oh F*** it!Beat it Gaara i'm trying to play with Sakura!
Gaara:So te arn't gay?
Sasuke:No!Now get lost!
Gaara:No.
Sasuke:Leave!
Gaara:Temari this kid is threating me.
*Temari walked over*
Temari:Leave my litte brother alone.
Sasuke:*Gulp*
*Sasuke ran away*
Ino:Wow it's an older kid.Hey your name is Gaara right?
Gaara:I know enough women for now.Go away.
Ino:You'll talk to bilbord brow and a hag but not me?!
Gaara:Her name is Sakura and the "Hag" Is my sister!Kankaro te fat peice oh crap get over here!
*Kanakaro walked over*
Kankaro:What now Gaara?
Gaara:If te want to insult anything insult this!
*Gaara points to Kankaro*
Kankaro:Gaara,Temari were going home now.
Temari:Okay.
Gaara:Fine!!!We'll go back to that damn village!!
*Gaara,Kankaro and Temari left the village*
Sasuke:Sakura wanna play?
Sakura:Su-
Kakashi:No no no no no no no!!Sakura go home.Sasuke....Go fall in a ditch some where.
Sakura:Okay.
*Sakura went home and sasuke just left*
Kakashi:Stupid kids.Hey Naruto!
Naruto:Yeah?
Kakashi:See that shy girl over there?
Naruto:Yeah.
Kakashi:Go play with her.
Naruto:Why?
Kakashi:I'll give te ramen.
Naruto:Okay.
*Naruto walked over to Hinata*
Naruto:Hi.I'm Naruto Uzimaki.
Gaara:Go away.
Naruto:Wanna be friends?
Gaara:Who's paying you?Is it my father?Are te the new assassin?
Temari:Gaara he's not an assassin.
Gaara:How do te know?
Teamri:He's 5.
Gaara:Oh...Naruto was it?
Naruto:Yeah?
Gaara:I am Gaara of the sand I shall exept your offer of friendship.
Naruto:Great!Wanna play?
Gaara:Very well what shall we play?
Naruto:How about we play ninja?
Gaara:I knew it!
Naruto:Knew what?
Gaara:You are the new assassin!
Naruto:What?Ninja is a game.
Gaara:Oh...Uhhhh......Who's that?
Naruto:That's Sasuke uchiha.
Gaara:I don't like him.
Naruto:Why?
Gaara:He has chicken butt hair.
Naruto:Okay.
Kakashi:psssst...Hey kid.
Naruto:Yeah?
Kakashi:I'll buy te ramen if te push that rosa haired little girl over to your new friend.
Naruto:Yum I Amore ramen.
*Naruto started to push Sakura over to Gaara in the sand box.*
Sakura:Hey...Stop that.
Naruto:I can't.
Sakura:Why?
Naruto:Cause that stranger over there detto he'd give me ramen if I pushed te over to my new friend Gaara.
Sakura:You shouldn't talk to strangers.
Naruto:To late.
*Sasuke walked over*
Sasuke:What are te doing loser?
Naruto:Getting ramen.Beat it chicken butt!
Sasuke:What?
Naruto:Nothing...Just leave.
Sasuke:Whatever loser.
*Sasuke walked away*
Sakura:Wow....
Naruto:Shut up.
Sakura:What?
Naruto:Nothing....Wow your strong..
Sakura:Thanks.
Naruto:It's not a complement!
Sakura:Eeek!
Naruto:Now what?!
Sakura:That kid is creepy!
Naruto:Oh that's Gaara.He's the one I'm making te play with.
Sakura:That's not fair.
Naruto:Sure it is.I get ramen.Gaara get's a new friend.And te get....Uhhh...To play with Gaara.
*Naruto got Sakura over to Gaara*
Gaara:Naruto who is this?
Naruto:I dunno.A stranger detto he'd give me ramen if I pushed her over to you.
Sakura:I'm Sakura harano.
Gaara:Wow Naruto your stupid.
Naruto:Yeah whatever I'm getting my ramen!
Sakura:Don't leave me alone with this freak!!
*Naruto left to get his ramen from Kakashi*
Gaara:Hey.I'm right here.
Sakura:Oh sorry...Well I'm here might as well play.Your Gaara right?
Gaara:Yes.
*Sasuke waled over looking jealose*
Gaara:What?
Sakura:Hi Sas-
Sasuke:Gaara how could you?!
Gaara:What?
Sasuke:I thought what we had was specile.
Gaara:WHAT THE FUCK?!
Sakura:You shouldn't swear Gaara.
Gaara:I know I shouldn't but I do.Now shut up so I can get rid of chicken butt...here.
*Gaara gave Sakura a can of gay repalent*
Gaara:Go away we are trying to play.
Sasuke:But....Oh F*** it!Beat it Gaara i'm trying to play with Sakura!
Gaara:So te arn't gay?
Sasuke:No!Now get lost!
Gaara:No.
Sasuke:Leave!
Gaara:Temari this kid is threating me.
*Temari walked over*
Temari:Leave my litte brother alone.
Sasuke:*Gulp*
*Sasuke ran away*
Ino:Wow it's an older kid.Hey your name is Gaara right?
Gaara:I know enough women for now.Go away.
Ino:You'll talk to bilbord brow and a hag but not me?!
Gaara:Her name is Sakura and the "Hag" Is my sister!Kankaro te fat peice oh crap get over here!
*Kanakaro walked over*
Kankaro:What now Gaara?
Gaara:If te want to insult anything insult this!
*Gaara points to Kankaro*
Kankaro:Gaara,Temari were going home now.
Temari:Okay.
Gaara:Fine!!!We'll go back to that damn village!!
*Gaara,Kankaro and Temari left the village*
Sasuke:Sakura wanna play?
Sakura:Su-
Kakashi:No no no no no no no!!Sakura go home.Sasuke....Go fall in a ditch some where.
Sakura:Okay.
*Sakura went home and sasuke just left*
Kakashi:Stupid kids.Hey Naruto!
Naruto:Yeah?
Kakashi:See that shy girl over there?
Naruto:Yeah.
Kakashi:Go play with her.
Naruto:Why?
Kakashi:I'll give te ramen.
Naruto:Okay.
*Naruto walked over to Hinata*
