DAWN Happy Natale :)

Yayyyy! Congrats Nate! First winner & TOTALLY deserved. This was wayy too fun to interview soo ... enjoy!

Congrats, te won! How do te feel?
Thank you, I feel on superiore, in alto of the world o some shit like seriously this is one of the coolest accomplishments internet wise that I’ve recieved and I’m very proud of how far the pinjas have come in the nearly 7 mese reign.

If te could dedicate this winning to anyone, who would it be?
I’d dedicate this winning to all the pinjas because without them that spot would be nothing, they continuously add stuff and keep the spot alive, which I am absolutely...

A Ninja Pirate o Pirate Ninja, also known as a Pinja, is the rare half-breed of the already powerful Pirates and Ninjas. The true origin of this god like race is shrouded in mystery, so secret that many Pinja are unclear on exactly the details of their kind.

Origins of the Pinja:

There are many theories on where o how the Pinja came into existence, none have been verified o proven.

1)    The Royal Union; historians in precedente times have claimed that during medieval times the war between the Pirate and Ninja clans were at a all time high, however while these powerful families...

Ways to be truly offensive at a funeral...

Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make Amore with you.

Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until te find your contact lens.

Punch the body and tell people that he hit te first.

Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.

Ask someone to take a snapshot of te shaking hands with the deceased.

At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.

Walk around telling people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.

Ask the widow to give te a kiss.

Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.

Tell the...

lmao! Just got this 5 minuti ago. Enjoy!

God works in mysterious ways

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.

The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be Friends and live in peace for the rest of our days'.

Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes,...